Story of my life.
Quote: (10-30-2015 01:05 PM)Travesty Wrote:
Own an expensive BMW. Have a second car, maybe an Audi or Subaru that you juice up for some illegal street racing. If it gets trashed you need that BMW for day-to-day materialistic appeal though. Don't forget this.
Always be looking down at your expensive brand new smart phone. You must at all times be beating her on who is addicted to smart phones more.
Barely if ever go to the beach. This is not your domain. You are the anti-dolphin of the pussy hunters. Karaoke in an Asian dialect, that is more like it.
Wear an expensive watch, shoes, sunglasses and other accessories. Be GQ bordering on K-Pop-Homo. You may think about spiking or poofing your hair up.
You love taking trips to Vegas and staying in a nice suite taking your chick along, going out to clubs. Of course still place priority on looking at your smartphone at all times.
You love going out to fancy restaurants.
You have more pictures of fancy food than of your family and friends.
You own cats. Multiple. Mostly just to outdo her on social media by attention whoring for other Asian girl orbiters. You want those cats in your BMW helping you steer while you are smoking and looking down at your smartphone with some boba. Shit like this.
You lie that you are a doctor so she thinks she can brag about you to her parents. At the same time be grating enough her parents dislike you which turns her on. Have family money to come from - you'll need an allowance for this lifestyle. Your dad is probably on business and smashing hookers in Asia 85% of the time. That's ok you can get pussy without him around, you have what it takes.
You must put on the act that you actually enjoy all her retarded selfies she sends you with way too many emojis.
Smoke cigarettes.
Make sure you speak that Asian language whichever hers is, if it isn't exact that's ok Viet/Thai tomatoe tomatto close enough, in public you need to be seen and heard speaking to her in maybe only 20% English. It just needs to be known you both can talk to each other on a deeper level outside of plain English.
Have extremely strong opinions on what is a good Asian restaurant and what is not.
Never look her in the eye for more than 2 seconds consecutively unless you are having sex or you are telling her what lingerie she has to wear that night.
Know at least as much of the pop culture in 2 other Asian countries outside America as you do about local pop culture. This is crucial.
Keep your place extremely clean in a high rise. Keep all dishes and silverware clean and dry at all times waiting in the dishwasher. Not the cabinets or drawers. Don't use too much color or flash on your interior design. Lots of black leather furniture and white walls. You want the clean monied museum vibe with cats. Too much color or vibe and she may think you are a hippy. You are a clean gleaming katana sword. Not some multiple color rainbow sparkler bearer. Smoke on your high rise balcony, don't forget your phone.
Play video games with your other friends while listening to club music and taking cigarette breaks, go out in all your BMWs together to get sushi and cover your mouth with a hand when you laugh which amounts to a man giggle and joke about how much Asian pussy you are reeling in.
Over and out.