[kerouac]

I imagine them to be "grown up" versions of the doofuses who wouldn't mind taking it up the bum from the popular high school QB

They imagine that one day, if they suck up enough, that they will be rewarded... by getting it up the bum

They wake up, going through their high school year book, flipping to that marvelous page featuring the high school football players, and they imagine Johnny Football Hero throwing them down on all fours

and giving it to them up the bum

but they don't realize that Johnny Football Hero doesn't care about them. Johnny Football Hero has more important things on his mind.