Quote: (06-05-2013 10:41 PM)anamericaninbangkok Wrote:
Once you use a bum gun or bidet, you'll never want to use toilet paper again. No skid marks, no stickiness, no nasty residue. Anything less would be...uncivilized.
Not sure how this thread devolved into having a clean asshole (looking at Aliblahba), but I HIGHLY recommend that if you're in a shitter with a sink, running the hot water to wet the paper towel before you wipe. It's the best thing ever (I suppose short of a bidet). It's like a warm/hot wet wipe.
Also, why has their been no mention of talcing your balls? It's ALL ABOUT talcing your balls. Baby Powder, generic talcum powder from CVS, what the fuck ever, just get some talc on your balls NOW. Keeps you fresh longer, keeps your nuts from sticking to the side of your leg (in boxers or going commando), avoids chafing and feels fucking good. Do it over the toilet and all you have to do for clean up is flush.
But then again I'm probably going against the grain since I recommend buzzing your armpits too (again, fresher longer, use less deoderant, no clumping, etc...).
Oh, and my vote is boxer briefs. I'm slowly phasing out every single one of my boxers for boxer briefs. If you have even a half decent non-fat ass body, boxer briefs are the look that women LOVE.