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03-01-2013, 12:02 PM
I mentioned on the LA vs NYC thread that I have to drive about every car made and I test them in a small walking tourist area near my work.
I gauge the reaction of the women walking while I'm driving of all ages so I'm going to run down what they seem to like but first lets go over what you guys drive and I'll tell you what kind of reaction I've gotten..
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03-01-2013, 12:22 PM
Mercury Grand Marquis
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03-01-2013, 12:26 PM
1996 Toyota Tercel
-broken door handle
-needs a new motor mount
-light inside doesn't work
-has dents all over
-passenger side light is fucked up
-needs a new fender
-huge dent on the side light
-squeeks everytime the driver side door opens
-dirty on the outside
-over 200k miles on it
-interior transmission light fixture doesn't work
-needs a new EGR valve
-something tells me my tranny isn't 100%
Um, yeah, I guess you can say I'm not overcompensating for anything.
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03-01-2013, 12:26 PM
I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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03-01-2013, 12:28 PM
"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."
"put her in the taxi, put her number in the trash can"
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03-01-2013, 12:29 PM
Tercel and general lee Chevette
Both beta
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03-01-2013, 12:31 PM
GTO one of the most alpha rides ever made unless it's a convert and a bright color like orange or yellow. Also not properly restored = Gay, beta
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03-01-2013, 12:35 PM
Quote: (03-01-2013 12:29 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
Tr6 is alpha and women love them unless you are British then it's beta
Sweet. Mine also doesn't have the roll bar or luggage rack...so maybe even a little more alpha than the pic.
"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."
"put her in the taxi, put her number in the trash can"
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03-01-2013, 12:36 PM
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03-01-2013, 12:45 PM
BMW 116 hunchback manual gearbox 2007 model....
With the exclusion of the suspension that makes my ass go through my spine every time I go over rough surfaces or road humps is it beta or alpha?
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03-01-2013, 12:45 PM
Quote: (03-01-2013 12:23 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
Quote: (03-01-2013 12:22 PM)MrXY Wrote:
Mercury Grand Marquis
Beta. You seem like you had to borrow Grandmas car
Unless it's a Marauder then Alpha
Yeah, i know. It's stock in the common gray color even. That's why the first time a girl is getting in my car I say "Welcome to the gangsta car!" and talk about how I'm going to get rims. Always gets a laugh. They still joke about a guy like me driving a car like that because it's so incongruent though
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