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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-29-2016, 07:19 PM
How would you respond to this epic shit test?
I've had a chick really say this to me. I subconsciously felt like she was a whore after that and the relationship fell apart eventually.
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-29-2016, 07:25 PM
Needs more context. Did she just blurt this out of nowhere? Or were you having a discussion about sex?
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-29-2016, 08:38 PM
You should probably just leave. There's no coming back from that one. That girl is obviously a bitch and not worth your time at all. Almost no response would blow through this shit test, but there are a few responses I can think of that would pair well with a brisk exit.
"that's not what your sister said last night"
"yeah i have to special order extra small condoms from north korea"
"in most cultures it's considered weird to fuck horses"
"hmm you figure you would've been able to fit the whole thing in your mouth then, huh"
I would probably just say "that's rude" or even "wow that's a really bitchy thing to say" or "you must've had really bad parents to have such poor manners" and leave without engaging in any fruther conversation.
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-29-2016, 08:48 PM
Quote: (07-29-2016 08:38 PM)Switch Wrote:
"that's not what your sister said last night"
"yeah i have to special order extra small condoms from north korea"
"in most cultures it's considered weird to fuck horses"
"hmm you figure you would've been able to fit the whole thing in your mouth then, huh"
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-29-2016, 08:54 PM
I guess this is my fault.
I do sometimes feel bad for the next guy.
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-29-2016, 09:02 PM
"I can understand. You are so wide you can fit a Mack Truck."
"Ah. You must practice the art of fisting"
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-29-2016, 09:21 PM
You're not the tightest I ever had .
Don't jeopardize your self-worth , she didn't respect you , your counter-attack must be devastating .
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-29-2016, 09:28 PM
"And you're not the best I've ever had".
Turns the perspective (and her hamster) to one of quality v quantity, and we all know what everyone prefers in the end.
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-29-2016, 10:07 PM
Did she say this unsolicited? Or did you ask her how you rate?
If a girl feels it's ok to make a statement like this unsolicited then she gives zero shits, and you lost well before that point.
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-29-2016, 10:19 PM
"So that's why you felt so loose"
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-29-2016, 10:36 PM
Quote: (07-29-2016 07:25 PM)FireStarter Wrote:
Needs more context. Did she just blurt this out of nowhere? Or were you having a discussion about sex?
I was jokingly bragging about my sexual prowess and she just kinda threw that out there.
Admittedly I kind of walked into that one. Still stung though.
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-29-2016, 11:24 PM
A comment like that removes her from LTR consideration, make a note and act accordingly.
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-29-2016, 11:49 PM
The stuff that bothers you at 25 is going to look like comic strips at 45.
I once had this said to me by a totally hot 20-year-old ex-cheerleader I was dating at 25. It really, really bugged me and the relationship went wrong soon after.
Looking back now, I realize this was a mistake. There is only a brief period most of us have to tap young girls (at least tap them easily). Here is how I look at that situation today: "Who cares what she said?!?! I was fucking a 8 who was 20!! She was hot as hell!!! If I could do that now, she could say I had no dick at all and that I smelled bad and looked like Danny DeVito and I wouldn't care!!"
Let me put this another way. Go to OKCupid. Now closely look at all the women in their forties in your region. Then think about having to 1). Spend money on them; 2). Try to get it up for them; 3). Put up with them for long periods of time; 4). Put up with their kids or multiple cats; or 5). Possibly have to bury your head in their sour, aging crotches.
Then think to yourself: What's worse? THAT living hell or a nice-looking younger girl who has dick-fetish issues or just likes to be a pain in the ass? I choose the latter.
(PS: Judging by the tenor of "his" posts, I still think genevincent is a troll -- and a female one at that. The info that I dropped is for the rest of you younger guys. You won't be young forever. Getting perspective from older men can make problems like these seem a lot smaller. I wish I'd had some at 25.)
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-30-2016, 12:19 AM
It could be a nuclear shit test. Dont sound butt hurt. Ignore it.
Don't debate me.
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-30-2016, 02:11 AM
Oh, this one. There will always be someone bigger than you. Accept it.
Like the bodybuilding standard "You're nice the size you are" / "You don't want to be TOO big", I suspect this is about a fear of losing you if you realise you could do better than her due to your virility. It's an attempt to make you think you're lucky to have access to her, so she'll use Size to attack, because, no matter how big a guy is, he'll still never think he's big enough.
I've always wanted to come out with this, just to see what happens.
"And you're not the prettiest I've ever had. Yet here we both are, rolling in the mud together, lacking better options. So, are we going to fuck or not?"
I think you'd need Forney levels of Sarcasm to pull something like that off.
Realistically though, the worst thing you can do is react negatively to this. If women are trying to wound you emotionally, that's them showing that they're in love with you enough to be starting to fear losing you. They do this by testing the situation, deliberately pushing you away to see if you abandon them. They'll say the most vicious and hurtful things to you out of love. How else would they know your love is true and can weather any storm? Bang enough girls and, trust me, you'll hear far worse than this.
If they're trying to destroy you and burn everything down around both you and her, that means they're angry at themselves for ever loving you because they're so deeply hurt, which means punishing you and punishing herself.
If they don't care enough to do either, they've already mentally moved on. If you're in a relationship at this stage, she's cheating on you.
Get the idea? So when she cares enough to be attempting to prick your ego, refuse to be popped. You need to reply, right away, without missing a beat. One thing that seems to eternally-niggle at women is the Cocky Male Ego, when they're so neurotic and insecure. They're deeply-envious of this. That's why they project and label men's ego as 'Fragile'.
Remember, what she said didn't phase you one bit, and, really, it genuinely-shouldn't.
If she's got a sense of humour and you're used to some amount of playground teasing with each other, just do the metaphorical raise of the quizzical eyebrow at her by saying, very dryly, something like "So, you want to try the fist next time, or what?"
or
"So, you're a 'Quantity, not Quality' girl? Do you think 'All You Can Eat' is better than Fine Dining?"
I usually just dial up the cockiness even further. I favour this kind of approach: "Yeah, I've heard that before. Yet, I was the guy they were always calling for more. What can I say?" [aww shucks grin]
If you want to go the darker route, and she's a natural Drama Queen, and the relationship is a constant seesaw between screaming fury and makeup sex, trigger the hamster. This means, saying some mysterious, like "So I've heard..." then vacating the vicinity as quickly as possible so she can't probe you for exactly what you meant by that.
Remember, the less you emotionally-react to crap, the more masculine and therefore attractive you'll seem to her.
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-30-2016, 03:35 AM
While AB's explanation might just be true, there's just no way of knowing, especially if we haven't heard the tone, seen the mimic, witnessed the situation before it and know about the way your relationship was structured. I wouldn't try to interpret her dumb statements by thinking meanders.
Maybe she was just trying to tease you.
Maybe she wanted to actually hurt you.
Maybe she just stated the facts without thinking about the consequences for you.
There's no sure way of knowing.
If a girl said this to me, I wouldn't care one bit as long as I was fucking her. But I'd take a mental note to not get attached or plan LTRs.
I would've just said "That must suck for you." and moved on with business. AB's "So I've heard..." was brilliant in that it also shows that you don't care but with the added zinger to make her hamster spin a little. Your indifference should be genuine if possible/not come off as forced/pretending.
Depending on the situation, you could've also said with a grin "Many women demand 8 inches, but choke on 5 - case in point."
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-30-2016, 03:41 AM
Given OPs context, just laughing it off probably is best. This comment no longer seems malicious or extremely shit-testy, it seems like just some back and forth teasing between you two. Laugh and move along. Probably does take her out of the running for any sort of LTR, however.
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-30-2016, 05:37 AM
This is the nuke of all shit tests / wounding tactics.
Aggressive comeback whilst not appearing to be flustered is the way forward here.
"You are not the tightest or most talented I've had either" should suffice.
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"You're Not The Biggest I've Ever Had"
07-30-2016, 06:53 AM
Her : you are not the biggest I have ever had.
Playful nonchalant me: that is not what your mom said.
Don't debate me.