Grab your popcorn, gents.

I felt this merited its own thread - in response to the fat video game characters meme, it appears the notorious misogynistic shitlords of 4chan have decided to use their powers of photoshop wizardry to harass innocent ham planets everywhere by showing them what they might look like if they ate 2500 fewer calories per day for 6 months. I know, right? I mean, who could even think up something so evil?



WARNING: IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO COTTAGE CHEESE, PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.






There's an active thread on /pol/ right now with some truly incredible work going on:






Perhaps this will have the added bonus of further demoralising protesters in Toronto before Roosh's talk takes place. In any case, I thought you guys would enjoy.

EDIT: Here's the hashtag for those who want to check it out.

Too bad most of them will probably learn the wrong lesson from this.

Those pictures are mind-blowing. Mainly the Meghan Trainor one. WB.

Quote: (08-13-2015 08:10 PM)Goldhawkstar Wrote:  

Those pictures are mind-blowing. Mainly the Meghan Trainor one. WB.

If you just rule out the shitty anglosphere personality which can't be changed it's really a shame how attractive some of these landwhales might theoretically be if they were taught self control.

That may be the most depressing thing I've ever seen. Particularly the photoshopped picture of the blonde in the mall. Girls and women who could be thin if they wanted to, or even just out of courtesy to their fellow human beings, choosing not to.

Maybe this is the right way to go though. That's such powerful image, showing someone who they can be through digital wizardry. They can't see the alternate reality version of themselves that is, in theory, within their reach, but this solves that. Right now 4chan is doing this for trolling value, but they should honestly try and turn it into this inspirational campaign. Have deepcover agents string up banners in Time Square, on the subway with PROJECT INNER BEAUTY above the photoshops. Have Facebookers post directly onto the Facebook wall of fat whales with their thin selves and saying "You can be this person."

It would have been a nice touch to replace the soda can in the right photo with a bottle of water or green tea.

This just goes to show, a lot of girls have pretty faces, but for one reason or another, chose NOT to capitalize on it and just get F A T. A shame really.

Most women are simply made to be attractive to men. The ones that aren't, for the most part, have done it to themselves.

Jesus christ the ass on the blonde girl photoshop though.

These guys could get some paid work out of photoshopping these Instagram whores better. Geez, some of their photoshops are so blatant.

Quote: (08-13-2015 08:52 PM)iamdegaussed Wrote:  

Jesus christ the ass on the blonde girl photoshop though.

Hilarious and probably intentional the fact that he missed out on retouching the reflection in the glass. Looks like some Shallow Hal shit.

As a working commercial photographer I extend the highest of super props -- I consider myself pretty good with the liquify tool, but a few of these well exceed my retouching skills.

delete

mother of god, I never knew photoshop was so powerful.

I need to study photoshop. My dream is that every fatty that messages me on dating websites gets a photo reply in return with the message "This could be you"

more pics from that thread-

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Anonymous (ID: VIOxzZ4E) 08/13/15(Thu)15:46:03 No.49642394▶>>49642440 >>49642519
Anyone else notice nearly all of them have lots of tattoos?

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1439511976849.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1439508377464.png
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1439510659276.jpg

Hahahahahaha-
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1439510258000.jpg -image limit, view at your own discretion

They photoshopped a manatee-

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Anonymous (ID: bhOTJJ7b) 08/13/15(Thu)16:46:23 No.49645445▶
>>49641774
except a lot of these zip code owning all to them selves bitches are probably going to use them for profile pictures on dating sights and shit. Some poor schmuck a year from now is going to think he's taking out a 8 or 9/10 and end up feeding an over 9000. Think of the consequences for once. /pol/ is too closely monitored to get away with anything anymore.

There's a few more there too.

edit, I need to resize them to fit, is there image code to do a proportional resize, instead of eg. 640x480 etc. ?

Relevant: 15 examples of how much prettier American girls would be if they lost weight

Trigger warning for massive geographical impact

Can photoshop save this woman?

It's interesting how I found my eyes immediately drawn to the thinner version of the two photos. Losing weight really does make a person look more attractive.

Even if they lost all that weight the great folds of skin that remain hanging off the body are pretty repulsive.

The slim photo of the last girl in the original post looks a bit like Lauren Southern.

Quote: (08-14-2015 02:24 AM)rotekz Wrote:  

Even if they lost all that weight the great folds of skin that remain hanging off the body are pretty repulsive.

Only if they are incredibly fat.

Jesus, try and be a little less negative.

Quote: (08-14-2015 02:24 AM)rotekz Wrote:  

Even if they lost all that weight the great folds of skin that remain hanging off the body are pretty repulsive.

The slim photo of the last girl in the original post looks a bit like Lauren Southern.

And it still doesn't take away those awful tattoos.

"Ham Planet"

2500 less calories a day? Damn! I don't think I consume 2500 calories in an entire day!

God damn the before pics of these butter golems are the most unbelievable part of this.

Great thread. Awesome work these guys do with the photoshopping tools.

   

Quote: (08-14-2015 01:23 AM)2Wycked Wrote:  

Trigger warning for massive geographical impact

Can photoshop save this woman?

Quote: (08-14-2015 12:28 PM)lemko Wrote:  

2500 less calories a day? Damn! I don't think I consume 2500 calories in an entire day!

That's what I was thinking.