LOL @ TurkishCandy
Lets take a look back at Obama's game on the Danish blonde PM Milf.
2012 - Chicago
Backstory: After many short meetings and brief run-ins the Danish PM is finally able to meet for a extended period of time the mysterious man who is the most powerful man on earth. She even named her dildo "Big Barry" and was certain that something was going to happen with the Commander in Chief. Her target was set.....
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Danish PM: "I would very much love for you to show my town?"
Obama: "Don't you worry I'll give you a great tour of the city and the rough urban neighborhoods I used to work"
Danish PM: "That sounds great Barack. Very intriguing. My english isn't the greatest but I do like to explore things rough... But can this tour happen after my interview.. with... THE.. BBC. We can explore the rough BBC? I hope that translate right" *winks*
Obama: "BBC or the BBC2?... I find the second channel more balanced"
....
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Danish PM: "He caaaan't be serious...."
But Obama ain't got no game though. He botched the direct opening the Blonde Danish tried to leave for him. She tried.
2014 South Africa:
Backstory: The funeral was very much a celebration and a party for Mandela and many officials used to occasion to let use and party. Once again the Danish PM was eager to meet with Barack. She had improved her English just in case the first time it was miscommunication that ruined things. Obama realized after the fact that this girl was sweating him. He realized he hasn't been with a white girl since 1984 and kinda piqued some interest in possibly having a intimate conversation with her or some shit like that.
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Obama: "I was very fortunate to get this nice suite over looking the South African hills. They were even nice enough to give both me and Michelle are own private suites since are schedules are so chaotic while on this trip. The view is a amazing though"
Danish PM: "I would really like to see this view, is your hotel near by? Will Michelle be joining us?"
Obama: "No she has a event to attend and.. yes just up the road from the Stadium"
Danish PM: "How about we do dinner at the hotel and you can show me the view?"
Obama: "Yes that would be great. You can tell me all about your LEGOs"
Danish PM: "Not sure why you want to talk about toys, maybe that is USA slang.. maybe he said Legs?... oh well.. BBC FOR
Moi" *grins*
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Obama: "Can't went to tell Michelle about the Lego talk I'm gonna have. Yes!"
Danish PM: "Ohhh Barack your so cute when you laugh
[Michelle abruptly interrupts]
Michelle:... "Woah N*gga. Fuck your legos. Fuck that Ratchet. What you mean take her up you your Suite?! You already instagraming with the bitch now you want to show her your room? Ohhh Okayyy..."
Obama .. "Michelle your overreacting, were just going to talk toys over dinner"....
Michelle: "Fuck overreacting. I'm acting on your actions n*gga. You ain't even smooth like that Barry" .... "This fool thinks he can just parade white girls up into his suite like nothing huh.. who the fuck is this bitch?!"
Danish PM: "Wow..Is she always this fun?"
Obama: *stuttering* "She gets like this at times" .. "You know what I'll just tell her to calm down while I use the washroom. Brb"
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Michelle: "Look Blondie. That's my dick right there. Don't be getting cute and shit with my man."
Danish PM: "Its hard for me to understand your slang terms, but please understand that your husband was underwhelming me with his stories. He is a nice man though, but understand we're just friends"
*David Cameron in for the cockblock*
David Cameron: "Ladies why such intense stares? you look like your about to kiss each other, or at the very least are having a staring contest"
*Both of the ladies giggle*
David Cameron: "Look. I ordered every bottle of Dom P in South Africa for tonight, Ya'll want to get turnt the bloody hell up tonight!?"
Danish PM: "Hell why not. Better then talking LEGOs. I thought it was Legs!"
Michelle: "I'm down to get fucked up.. Because if I don't I am for sure going to get the urge to fuck up that man right over there"
*Obama returns*
David Cameron: "Great stuff lets get slammed!"
Obama: "Hey David... Hey guys... can I come too?"
David Cameron: *smirks* "I will leave you all alone now.... Find me in the the hotel lobby for 10"
But like any Beta whom gets busted tryna flex he had to pander and shit when he got busted:
Obama: "Baby.. you know I ain't even like that. You know I'm true"
Michelle: "Kiss my hand and make sure Blondie can see that mmmmhmmmm" *grins*
Danish PM: *rolls eyes* "Yeeeesh what a loser" *thinks to herself* "I wonder what President Zuma is up to tonight..."
The Danish Prime Minsters dreams of Obama being 2pac with that thug passion low key just got crushed.
/end
Verdict on Obama's game....3/10
Verdict on Michelle's cut throat cock block... 8/10
Verdict on Danish PMs Thirst... 10/10
Clinton would of gotten the notch