After being suckered into viewing Buzzfeed for the first time in months, I discovered Natalie Dormer from Game of Thrones shaved half her head and 2 points off her looks:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/natal...f-her-hair
![[Image: enhanced-buzz-24170-1390096362-2.jpg]](http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr07/18/20/enhanced-buzz-24170-1390096362-2.jpg)
This reminded me of some excellent Skrillex haircut shaming I perpetrated a few months back. I was at a punk show (ground zero for female hair abominations) and opened a girl I was standing next to. After chatting with her for about 30 seconds over my shoulder, we turned to face each other. Behold, the boner-destroying Skrillex haircut.
I looked at her a with concern and asked "Oh my god, are you ok?"
Her: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Didn't you have brain surgery?"
Her: "No??? Why?"
Me: "Your hair. I had a friend who had a tumor removed and had to shave half of her head like that."
Her: "... um, no. This is just a hairstyle..."
Me: (affecting incredulity/disgust) "Wait, you mean that's on purpose? Why?"
Her: (obviously embarrassed) "I have to go meet my friends."
Feel free to deploy this one at your leisure. Try not to laugh though, ruins the effect.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/natal...f-her-hair
![[Image: enhanced-buzz-24170-1390096362-2.jpg]](http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr07/18/20/enhanced-buzz-24170-1390096362-2.jpg)
This reminded me of some excellent Skrillex haircut shaming I perpetrated a few months back. I was at a punk show (ground zero for female hair abominations) and opened a girl I was standing next to. After chatting with her for about 30 seconds over my shoulder, we turned to face each other. Behold, the boner-destroying Skrillex haircut.
I looked at her a with concern and asked "Oh my god, are you ok?"
Her: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Didn't you have brain surgery?"
Her: "No??? Why?"
Me: "Your hair. I had a friend who had a tumor removed and had to shave half of her head like that."
Her: "... um, no. This is just a hairstyle..."
Me: (affecting incredulity/disgust) "Wait, you mean that's on purpose? Why?"
Her: (obviously embarrassed) "I have to go meet my friends."
Feel free to deploy this one at your leisure. Try not to laugh though, ruins the effect.
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