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How To Get A Girlfriend
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Lots of great advice to be friend zoned.

"No girl likes to hear BS" hahahaha

Never take dating advice from a woman.
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No more chocolate covered gummybears for her
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Quote: (01-16-2012 07:58 AM)username Wrote:  

Lots of great advice to be friend zoned.

"No girl likes to hear BS" hahahaha

Never take dating advice from a woman.


Or take advice from one that is 35lbs (15kgs) overweight. Her idea of a great guy is one that is constantly feeding her food, even bringing her food to work, and taking her out to eat even more food. [Image: lol.gif]

The funny things is that she actually thinks, and is confident she is a great catch, as fat as she is! [Image: dodgy.gif]

Americanized women are delusional!

Mixx
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Ghetto-ass, retarded, fat bitch giving worthless advice.

This girl has literally no idea how the droves of dudes who have banged her managed to do so. She's totally clueless. I'm more convinced than ever that game works--even on nasty hoes like this one.

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Would you hit it?
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Quote: (01-16-2012 01:08 PM)mofo Wrote:  

Would you hit it?

If I had a pack of chocolate covered candy apples I can give her to convince her to fuck me...and it was a Tuesday night ....No.


Mixx
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Quote: (01-16-2012 01:21 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

Quote: (01-16-2012 01:08 PM)mofo Wrote:  

Would you hit it?

If I had a pack of chocolate covered candy apples I can give her to convince her to fuck me...and it was a Tuesday night ....No.


Mixx

I'd hit it for fun.
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I'd hit it for fun.
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I would too. But only if I was really wanting to bust a nut and it was a weekday. And she would have to agree to come back to my place or I go to hers. I wouldn't want to be seen in public with her.

Edit: She'd also have to pass my abortion question. If she is a pro-life chick, she'd only be useful for a blowjob.
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I'd hit it for the ass bounce, but I wouldn't tell anyone.

21 y/o brit.
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I don't think I would hit it. Unless some of us start taking a stand on the fatty problem (not giving them quality dick despite being out of shape and not-giving-a-fuck), we can never hope to put a dent in the American obesity epidemic.

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I was once so drunk I went home with a girl that was about that fat. I remember just staring at her face and something inside my inebriated brain said this girl's pretty, go get at 'em! It was almost like a fight when I grabbed her, she tried to get away, and then I'd stick my tongue down her throat while hold her down, like a farmer trying to pin down a wild hog.

Then I remember vague images at her place, taking her clothes off and the feeling of shock, then utter disappointment, then resignation at the incredible beast I had caught - in the dark, I felt cheated - stupid fat girl tricking a drunkard like me. I think my dick went limp inside her. She noticed.

In the morning she hid in the bathroom for about an hour waiting for me to leave. I took a leak in her hallway.

A year from now you'll wish you started today
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Quote: (01-16-2012 05:13 PM)ElJefe Wrote:  

I was once so drunk I went home with a girl that was about that fat. I remember just staring at her face and something inside my inebriated brain said this girl's pretty, go get at 'em! It was almost like a fight when I grabbed her, she tried to get away, and then I'd stick my tongue down her throat while hold her down, like a farmer trying to pin down a wild hog.

Then I remember vague images at her place, taking her clothes off and the feeling of shock, then utter disappointment, then resignation at the incredible beast I had caught - in the dark, I felt cheated - stupid fat girl tricking a drunkard like me. I think my dick went limp inside her. She noticed.

In the morning she hid in the bathroom for about an hour waiting for me to leave. I took a leak in her hallway.

LOL. Pics or it didn't happen!
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A lot of talking about eating around the 1 minute mark. Stop eating bitch.

Speaking of pissing in hallways, one my girls had a toilet that wouldn't flush and I had been there all night... I had to go so bad that by the time I left there was no choice but to piss somewhere. I chose the stairwell - this wasn't one of those quick ones it was one of those Austin powers 3 minute long shake your right leg nine times marathon waterfall pisses. Couldn't help but laugh the whole time... it musta dripped all the way down. Needless to say I bolted the fuck out of there as soon as I heard someone coming.

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"Treat a girl like you would treat your mother" lol! Great advice if you don't ever want to fuck a girl.
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Quote: (01-17-2012 02:42 AM)houston Wrote:  

"Treat a girl like you would treat your mother" lol! Great advice if you don't ever want to fuck a girl.

This is a super fucked up advice. Dangerous as hell.
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Quote: (01-16-2012 01:08 PM)mofo Wrote:  

Would you hit it?

Hell no. Let me repeat that HELL NO!

A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.
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Quote: (01-17-2012 09:17 AM)mofo Wrote:  

Quote: (01-17-2012 02:42 AM)houston Wrote:  

"Treat a girl like you would treat your mother" lol! Great advice if you don't ever want to fuck a girl.

This is a super fucked up advice. Dangerous as hell.
Very retarded advice. Why the hell would I treat a bitch the way I treat my mom? She gave birth to me and loves me more than anyone else ever will. I've heard a few girls give the same mom advice and that a "real man treats girls like he treats his mom". Girls are delusional.
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She doesn't look that fat. I'd say her chubbiness is pretty close to the average Hispanic Mexican-American girl's.
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Quote: (01-16-2012 01:21 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

Quote: (01-16-2012 01:08 PM)mofo Wrote:  

Would you hit it?

If I had a pack of chocolate covered candy apples I can give her to convince her to fuck me...and it was a Tuesday night ....No.


Mixx

[Image: lol.gif]

Im not even bothering to watch the clip after reading this thread.

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Quote: (01-17-2012 02:09 PM)houston Wrote:  

Quote: (01-17-2012 09:17 AM)mofo Wrote:  

Quote: (01-17-2012 02:42 AM)houston Wrote:  

"Treat a girl like you would treat your mother" lol! Great advice if you don't ever want to fuck a girl.

This is a super fucked up advice. Dangerous as hell.
Very retarded advice. Why the hell would I treat a bitch the way I treat my mom? She gave birth to me and loves me more than anyone else ever will. I've heard a few girls give the same mom advice and that a "real man treats girls like he treats his mom". Girls are delusional.

This advice is destructive. It will fuck your relationship up with your girlfriend/wife. If you treat your partner as your mom then she will prolly treat you as her son. She will lose her respect for you and leave you or cheat on you or just be unhappy. Women need Men and not boys.
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Quote: (01-17-2012 03:06 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

She doesn't look that fat. I'd say her chubbiness is pretty close to the average Hispanic Mexican-American girl's.

That bitch is Filipina, though.

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Quote: (01-17-2012 04:10 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Quote: (01-17-2012 03:06 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

She doesn't look that fat. I'd say her chubbiness is pretty close to the average Hispanic Mexican-American girl's.

That bitch is Filipina, though.

Well, that's ALMOST hispanic [Image: lol.gif] Close enough.


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Quote: (01-17-2012 04:10 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Quote: (01-17-2012 03:06 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

She doesn't look that fat. I'd say her chubbiness is pretty close to the average Hispanic Mexican-American girl's.

That bitch is Filipina, though.

Her being close to average isn't reason to dismiss her being overweight. In fact I'd say its even more of a reason to give her shit for it.

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Damn how many times did she talk about the importance of food in wooing a woman in that video? I think I heard food or food synonyms at least 20 times.

How To Get A Girlfriend = feed her lots of cupcakes until she explodes!
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