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Funny Viagra Story
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Funny Viagra Story

I recently tried out viagra to see if the stories I've heard about it turning you into a human jackhammer are true. I popped half a 20mg pill and got to business. 4 nuts and a few hours later I was still horny as hell and my dick would get hard due to a change in the wind. The girl I was banging made me stop and wouldn't let me fuck her for 2 days because her pussy was torn up to the point of being sore and bleeding. I popped the other half of the pill a week later before I went to class (I was supposed to take a girl back to my pad and bang between classes). I pulled down her panties to find she had started her period while we were sitting in class and had to go to the rest of my classes with a rock hard dick. Girls were doing double takes because the material my slacks are made of is so thin that I might as well have been naked. The best part is I ended up number closing 2 girls one of whom I banged the next week.

Moral of the story: Yes the stuff works...almost too well; if you're even the slightest bit horny you'll get a rager that won't go away without a fight. Secondly, don't pop one unless you know you're going to fuck come hell or high water.
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Funny Viagra Story

That's pretty funny. I'd like to try that next time I have a girl over.

Did you order online? I heard there's a lot of fake Viagra for sale on the Internet. Some Chinese bootleg shit full of lead and blue paint.

Team Nachos
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Funny Viagra Story

Quote: (12-22-2011 10:59 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

That's pretty funny. I'd like to try that next time I have a girl over.

Did you order online? I heard there's a lot of fake Viagra for sale on the Internet. Some Chinese bootleg shit full of lead and blue paint.

I got a prescription for it from my physician. It was way easier than I thought it would be. I fed her some story about having issues with the quality of my erections and how it was ruining my sex life. 10 minutes later I was picking up my prescription at the pharmacy.
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#4

Funny Viagra Story

Quote: (12-22-2011 11:02 PM)Mujeriego Wrote:  

Quote: (12-22-2011 10:59 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

That's pretty funny. I'd like to try that next time I have a girl over.

Did you order online? I heard there's a lot of fake Viagra for sale on the Internet. Some Chinese bootleg shit full of lead and blue paint.

I got a prescription for it from my physician. It was way easier than I thought it would be. I fed her some story about having issues with the quality of my erections and how it was ruining my sex life. 10 minutes later I was picking up my prescription at the pharmacy.

Interesting. I'll try that next time I'm sick. Do you live in the US?

I've seen female Viagra made by Pfizer too. Wonder how well that works. Hmmm.

Team Nachos
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Yes, I live in the US
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#6

Funny Viagra Story

I get a bunch of junk emails from Canadian pharmacies pushing Viagra and Cialis. I haven't been tempted to use it YET, but I have no doubt that it works. If it gets old guys with poor circulation up, it might work a little TOO well on younger guys that physically don't need it. It must be amazing to feel super human sexually for a few hours though. I like hearing stories about dudes literally knocking the lining out of some pussy.

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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#7

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An associate of mine had a full bottle a few years ago. He gave me a few and told me I only need half of one each session. That shit works great!! I felt like a robot for about 4 hours. Kind of like I was high on something...I was just beating my victim's pussy up with no breaks. It's great having a girl beg you to bust but getting mad when you take it out. I'm pissed that I used them all up with one girl though. We had weekend sessions with one pill for the next month. It would be a great playa move to take half every time you bring home a new bitch.
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#8

Funny Viagra Story

Here is a reputable site and their stuff works fine!

https://mysecuretabs.com/index.html

Have a browse and see what you think. Good idea to read the customer reviews on the products.
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#9

Funny Viagra Story

Downunder - is that site legit? Which pill do I choose? That's a lot of different hard on pills.
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Funny Viagra Story

Quote: (12-23-2011 03:40 AM)houston Wrote:  

Downunder - is that site legit? Which pill do I choose? That's a lot of different hard on pills.

Yeah i have ordered from them a few times with no hassles at all.

What to buy - that`s a tough one.

Get the ED Trial pack and see what works for you. Some swear by Viagra and for me it wasnt that crash hot - It worked but not as good as Cialis. Cialis was different beast all together! For me any way.

You have to find out what works for you.

But whatever you get, make sure its in tablet form. Those liquid capsules they offer as just not as effective from my own trials.
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#11

Funny Viagra Story

Popping pills without reason is never a good idea. If you are having problems staying hard during sex:

First stop looking at porn. You are numbing your mind to sex and nudity. This results in problems maintaining an erection when you are with a real girl.

Second, stop masturbating. Don't touch your dick for a month for any reason other than to pee and wash.

You will be walking around with rock hard erections, guaranteed.

If you are still having problems after the above, then you may have physical issues that need to be addressed. ED can be warning a sign for serious medical issues down the road.
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#12

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"...The best part is I ended up number closing 2 girls one of whom I banged the next week."

It's cool that just the sight of a hard dick through your slacks brought out something primal in other chicks, and they just had to know what it felt like to have it inside them.

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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#13

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I think I'm going to order some to surprise my girls. Here are some Viagra experiences and stories

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/e...afil.shtml
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#14

Funny Viagra Story

I've taken viagra twice in my life. First time a friend handed me a couple of pills as he'd bought some earlier that day because he'd been too drunk previous night to fuck this girl he pulled. I'd never taken it and knew nothing of doses so boshed both of them right there (think they were 100mg pills??) and when they kicked in it didn't give me a super hard dick it made me feel like I was going to have a heart attack, sweat was pouring out me, I couldn't see properly, my head was banging, I felt sick and shaky, I'd taken too much. Had this girl demanding I fuck her and I couldn't do anything other than curl up in a ball and hope pray I'd live to see the next day.

Second time I took it I'd been awake and partying for 3 solid days, turned me into a machine. Fucked a girl for 8hrs solid without a rest, cumming multiple times. she was so sore she had to kept splashing cold water on her pussy.
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Funny Viagra Story

"Second time I took it I'd been awake and partying for 3 solid days, turned me into a machine. Fucked a girl for 8hrs solid without a rest, cumming multiple times. she was so sore she had to kept splashing cold water on her pussy."

HA HA! This reminds me of those record-breaking fuck videos. I believe the pornstar Houston holds the record with 600 consecutive dicks. I watched one starring Jasmine St. Clair, who was chasing the record at one point when it was around 400. She was talking shit about how it was going to be easy, but before long they had to take her in the back to rest, and put an icebag on her pussy because she was so sore! Hilarious!

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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#16

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I tried Viagra the first time about 10 years ago, at age 45. Good results with half a pill. Some sinus congestion and brief flushing, but that's all.

I tried Levitra, hoping to avoid the "6 to 12 hour window of opportunity" with Vitamin V. It didn't work for me. YMMV.

Currently using Cialis. Twelve hours of dependable coverage, sometimes going to 24, on half a tablet. Current wife rode me for 45 minutes non-stop the other morning, then complained for two days of soreness.

Try all three. Use the one that works best for you.
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#17

Funny Viagra Story

I prefer Levitra and Cialis to Viagara. Levitra is the most reliable, Cialis makes me feel hornier in addition to helping ensure that my cock is hard. Viagara gives me the biggest headache, and I can barely feel my cock at all.
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#18

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Would like to give it a try, just to see what its like. But not sure if I should, being 21 years old. I hate pills and worse if my body starts depending on them in the future, however just one time it would be cool I guess.

What do you guys think?
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Quote: (01-02-2012 07:44 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  

Would like to give it a try, just to see what its like. But not sure if I should, being 21 years old. I hate pills and worse if my body starts depending on them in the future, however just one time it would be cool I guess.

What do you guys think?

Pharmacology, properly used, is your friend.
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#20

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Just ordered to experiment with.
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#21

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Another thing, I'm curious to the difference between Cialis and Viagra. First time I've heard of Cialis.

I know I can google/wikipedia all of this but I would like experiences and answers from the community [Image: smile.gif]
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#22

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I think Viagra is stronger. However, Cialis works for 36 hours.
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Quote: (01-03-2012 08:08 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  

Another thing, I'm curious to the difference between Cialis and Viagra. First time I've heard of Cialis.

I know I can google/wikipedia all of this but I would like experiences and answers from the community [Image: smile.gif]

I decided to "guinea pig" myself for the forum and tried cialis last weekend. I prefer it to viagra mainly because of the duration of its effectiveness. It made me horny as hell but that could be a placebo effect. That being said, I doubt using these drugs can be good for you so this'll be the end of my experimentation.
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#24

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Cialis > Viagara. The blue pill is a joke compared to might cialis. I have never taken any but my homies swear by cialis since it gives you a little bit more control. Viagara is time dependent and will more or less give you a boner which you can't loose. Cialis my homies say is better since you can pop it way ahead of time and once you reach that threshold of hornyness there is no turning back! Viagara you spot a broad in lulus and your done.
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Funny Viagra Story

Quote: (12-23-2011 03:24 AM)Downunder Wrote:  

Here is a reputable site and their stuff works fine!

https://mysecuretabs.com/index.html

Have a browse and see what you think. Good idea to read the customer reviews on the products.

I ordered and have tried both Cialis and Levitra, will try big blue next time, neither of those two did anything for me. Am I not taking it the right away? Pop it in 30 minutes before I know any bed action is going to start correct?
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