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#51

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Quote: (03-26-2012 01:30 AM)houston Wrote:  

This is weird. I took half a Cialis pill on a pretty empty somach. 20-30 min later, I feel like I did a line and took a x pill. Start feeling hot, red face, pupils got dilated, nasty headache. I took some Tylenol to help with the headache, drank some water and ate some cake and soup. My girl gets here a few hours later and I feel hornier and rock harder than usual (maybe because I wanted to try the pill out so bad?) but I busted after 20 minutes!? I didn't even try to keep going because I was so pissed. My dick went soft after that and I was left with a nasty headache and wanting to lay down. Maybe I should try a full pill after I eat a big meal? I had a headache the whole time which I have a feeling is because of my empty stomach. What did I do wrong? I'm a young, thin guy in decent shape so I don't get it...

You banged for 20 minutes and then bust. Seems like a respectable time to me. No girl is gonna complain after been pounded for 20 minutes. 2 minutes yes, 20 minutes hell no !

I would advise strongly against taking a whole cialis. My sinusses were really clogged up, i could barely breath during the sex. Perhaps that happened to you too in some way and that gave you the headache. Its one of the side effects

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#52

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Downnunder recommended the site and said he's been ordering from them for a while. I was expecting to go for at least 45 minutes!
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#53

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definitely the cialis, it has those effects if your body isnt used to it, as your body becomes more accustomed to it the sides lessen but if I take too much I still get them, to this day and Ive used viagra a bunch of times I cant get anywhere near a full dose it wrecks me but cialis I can handle a full pill no prob. Try it with food, it couldnt hurt. As for going soft thats unusual but cialis just picks up on what you wanna do, if youre feeling horny youll be good to go if youve got a pounding headache and clogged sinuses, feel flushed and overall shitty odds are you werent feeling horny and it just went away on ya. Once the headache subsided im sure if you got back into it and the drug was still active if its legit cialis itd have you ready to go again. If you want to stay hard even with a headache go with the viagra. Cialis also wont prolong the fucking, just keep ya hard until youre ready to blow so if you can go 2 hrs youll be hard 2 hours, without cialis guys will go soft at some point if the fucking goes long, if youre blowing quicker than you want look into dapoexotine, its marketed for guys who blow in under 2 minutes but supposedly a regular dude on it can last easily an hr + with no urge to bust, doesnt keep ya hard the way cialis viagra does lowers the sensation response to the brain so you dont feel the urge to let go and cum. I havent tried it so I cant speak from experience but I know the site I use sells it, so maybe when Im back ill grab some and post feedback. Cialis and dapoxetine should make you able to pound till your body gives out.
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#54

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Interesting. No hard feelings mikeymike from that other thread either. I just noticed that was you.

Well, if I'm very turned on with a girl (ex. A big booty white girl from a few weeks ago where I busted within 5 minutes) I will bust quick. If I'm slightly turned on but maybe spot a few ass pimples, I'll go forever because that image is stuck in my mind. I figured the Cialis would keep me hard for a good while no matter what. Even if I was fucking a model up her ass. I didn't know it just keeps you rock hard for your normal sex length.
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#55

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Quote: (03-26-2012 12:32 PM)houston Wrote:  

Downnunder recommended the site and said he's been ordering from them for a while. I was expecting to go for at least 45 minutes!

Ok, maybe i misunderstood. Its a boner pill but has little to do with busting i think.

Personally, i think its desensitizing a bit. I could hold out longer on cialis. Just try it again and see what happens.
It also depends in which shape you are. I was in really bad shape from lots of junkfood,drinking,bad sleep,no exercise and lots of traveling so it helped a lot for me.
I don't think i need it now since i'm good shape the last few months.

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#56

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Should I try a whole pill next time? Or a 1/3 of one this time? I'm gonna eat something before. I'm pretty sure that had something to do with feeling like I was gonna pass out.
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#57

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No worries houston, all's good.

I do last longer on Cialis as well, but it's strengths are more that it gives ya rock hard wood like you were 16 again and that sucker lasts as long as you can go and the other beneft is that once you nut if youre into it a few recharge minutes and you're ready to go again and back to rock hard. I think with your headache you probably didn't avail yourself of this benefit . Off Cialis I can usually go a couple rounds before junior says im about done here and starts actin up, fading in and out into that 3rd go, with cialis I'll be concrete that 3rd, 4th and 5th round and it takes forever to nut when you're going for your 3rd and 4th and you just keep going and going but juniors a tower of strength like he just got started. I run out of energy before he stops being able to go. You may not go more than 20 min the first time but each thereafter you're longer and still pounding away and getting her off over and over, that's when they start asking how the hell do you keep going and you get to wear that shit eating grin...till they tell you they cant take anymore lol

If you're getting the nasty headaches more might not be a good thing, the food should help the wanting to pass out but the headaches and flushed feeling will be stonger with a higher dose. It won't hurt ya tho just be a bothersome headache, its trial and error you can try the full one and gauge your response on it you may like the results better with a full dose or you may find that halfs enough.
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#58

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With Cialis and Dapoxetine, you'll be a F****** GOD!! I'm looking forward to trying this combo out.
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#59

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Guys take note of any other stimulants (like caffeine from coffee or soda) that you take on the same day that you take that stuff. The combination could make you feel worse than taking the dick pills alone.

It's possible because it happened to me. If I know I'm going to pop a viagra I limit my intake of all other stims. I still experience some of the sides like the stuffy nose, red eyes, but my overall reaction is not as severe when I cut off or cut back on other stims.
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#60

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Experiment #2 players. A half of a generic 100 mg viagra pill on a somewhat full stomach. 30 min into it right now on the freeway with her and I feel good. No headache or stomach ache. I was a little tired before I scooped her up, but I have a little more energy now hmm. Will report back after I destroy her pussy.
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#61

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I don't know if it was all in my head but I felt horny as hell on this pill. I got harder quicker than usual. As soon as we started kissing. I was rock hard for about 30 minutes and then busted. I didn't try to go for round but I was expecting to go for an hour so it sucks I busted that fast. I don't have a headache or feel nasty though. Dick is soft and normal now. A hell lot better than Cialis but maybe I need a full one? Weird because I ain't a huge guy.
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#62

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Quote: (04-05-2012 01:35 AM)houston Wrote:  

Dick is... normal now... Weird because I ain't a huge guy.

That's what she said! ha.
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#63

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Quote: (03-26-2012 03:48 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

Personally, i think its desensitizing a bit.
That's been my experience with ED pills. Sure, I last longer, but I feel less. And why am I banging chicks? To make them feel better? I think not.

Also, I'm surprised some guys are reporting feeling hornier. Maybe a placebo effect? Never made me feel hornier, but when I was aroused, the erection would be stiffer and less sensitive.
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#64

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I am guessing Cialis is the thing to take if you possibly want to go for a 3rd round after 2nd time?

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#65

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Quote: (12-23-2011 04:02 PM)ManAbout Wrote:  

Popping pills without reason is never a good idea. If you are having problems staying hard during sex:

First stop looking at porn. You are numbing your mind to sex and nudity. This results in problems maintaining an erection when you are with a real girl.

Second, stop masturbating. Don't touch your dick for a month for any reason other than to pee and wash.

You will be walking around with rock hard erections, guaranteed.

If you are still having problems after the above, then you may have physical issues that need to be addressed. ED can be warning a sign for serious medical issues down the road.

Has this worked for you? Not bashing here at all but stoping masterbation is a bad idea. If you don't use it you lose it. There's a way better alternative. You can masterbate everyday, 1-2 hours a day...the secret is to not cum when you do. Its called edging you get to the point of no return, stop, relax, breathe out, wait twenty seconds and repeat...this gives you a fuller hang all day and better erections. Kegel excercises also help erection quality a lot. When you urinate stop and start the flow of your stream 3 times. That's your pc muscle, you can squeeze that all throughout the day. I do 300 squeezes driving to work and on the way home usually try to get one long hold like for 5-10 minutes.
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#66

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Quote: (04-06-2012 04:34 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

Kegel excercises also help erection quality a lot. When you urinate stop and start the flow of your stream 3 times. That's your pc muscle, you can squeeze that all throughout the day. I do 300 squeezes driving to work and on the way home usually try to get one long hold like for 5-10 minutes.
Have you found Kegel exercises help you during sex, like when you're getting very close to the point of no return, you can clamp down and prevent yourself from cumming even when you're still inside her?

I've found a little bit of Kegeling (never tried doing it regularly) can help me clamp down and back off from the edge when masturbating, and occasionally helps me back off from the edge if I pull out of the girl, but never worked for me if I stayed inside the girl, even when I stopped thrusting.
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#67

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That's hilarious. Feel like trying it out just for lulz.
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#68

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Yeah sometimes I will kegel squeeze for like five minutes inside a girl and try to relax and inhale thru my nose and out my nose...when you inhale with the kegel picture the sexual energy running up your spine to your brain and than when you exhale picture the energy traveling down your front and gathering in your navel...this takes all the blood and focus away from the genitals and helps you last longer....and if you don't cume you have crazy energy after.... you can do this when edging too and eventually you can get to the point where you orgasm without ejaculation...they are two seperate things after all. Basically when you are edging and get close to the point of no return just relax like pretend your almost going to sleep and breathe out your nose than squeeze your pc....visualize the sexual energy all throughout your body and learn yourself and your arousal level....
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Quote: (04-06-2012 06:11 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

Yeah sometimes I will kegel squeeze for like five minutes inside a girl and try to relax and inhale thru my nose and out my nose...when you inhale with the kegel picture the sexual energy running up your spine to your brain and than when you exhale picture the energy traveling down your front and gathering in your navel...this takes all the blood and focus away from the genitals and helps you last longer....and if you don't cume you have crazy energy after.... you can do this when edging too and eventually you can get to the point where you orgasm without ejaculation...they are two seperate things after all. Basically when you are edging and get close to the point of no return just relax like pretend your almost going to sleep and breathe out your nose than squeeze your pc....visualize the sexual energy all throughout your body and learn yourself and your arousal level....
Any books you would recommend on this subject? The simpler and more practical, the better. I tried reading Awaken Healing Energy by Mantak Chia but that was just too abstract for me.
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I read multi orgasmic man by mantak chia, you are right it is pretty out there sometimes that's why I try to really dumb it down and take my own easy approach...they way you look at things and the patience you go about it with is key...expermintation ya know.

Another good book is the tao of sexology : the book of infinte wisdom and the tao of health sex and longevity. Those three books changed my life. I'm trying to get into tantra and find a good book on that I just read one called "tantra, sex, orgasim and meditation" it was o.k. learned a few things but not really what I was looking for.
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#71

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Quote: (04-06-2012 06:43 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  

I read multi orgasmic man by mantak chia, you are right it is pretty out there sometimes that's why I try to really dumb it down and take my own easy approach...they way you look at things and the patience you go about it with is key...expermintation ya know.

Another good book is the tao of sexology : the book of infinte wisdom and the tao of health sex and longevity. Those three books changed my life. I'm trying to get into tantra and find a good book on that I just read one called "tantra, sex, orgasim and meditation" it was o.k. learned a few things but not really what I was looking for.
I think I saw reviews on Multi Orgasmic Man that insisted that you read some of Chia's other works about controlling energy before reading this book. Did you find you could make use of Multi Orgasmic Man as a standalone guide?
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I did make use of it without reading his other works. But it is like anything else...you have to practice by your self everyday until you get it, which he says can take up to six months...a lot of us guys I know including myself masterbated as quick as possible with one thing in mind, "getting off" so we literally train our self that fast stimulation equals ejaculation, like anything you can untrain your self but it takes hard work...I was a 30 second man back when I first started having sex I even sometimes came from dry humping.....I actually started edging with kegels before I even read the book to fix the problem and would have mini orgasims without cumming not knowing what I was doing....you basically jerk off get to the part where your about to bust let go and just really relax and you'll feel your prostate pumping and your dick getting real hard as if your cuming but you don't actually cum. Than once that subsides squeeze your kegel. Or you can even squeeze your pc at the point of no return but I like the relax method better find out what works for you. Than just focus on the feeling on your dick and transporting that energy all over your body...it sounds gay but if you have to rub your chest or thighs to really feel it than do it...anything to get all the attention off your genitals and circulating your body...my advice is try edging for like a week or two, I usually go for 45 mins to an hour...try to make sure you don't cum, and once you get good at that. Take a look at his book.
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Caution, If you use the techniques in tao of sexology chics will fall deeply in love with you so use it wisely.
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And for some reason I'm a lot better at edging and not ejaculatory orgasims when I smoke some weed before hand...don't know if you blaze but you can give that a shot too.
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#75

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Dam I ordered from mprresearch. I thought it would be tablets. So I can cut it.

I got 90mg viagra in capsules. would I get heart attack if I swallow the whole capsule?
should I just consume half powder inside the capsule?
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