[jariel]

Kim K has already filed for divorce from NBAer Kris Humphries after two months of marriage, color me not surprised. They made a ton of money off the wedding, honeymoon, etc.

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/...s-2-months

[Timoteo]

You beat me to it. I was just going to post about this, but It was going to be "Kris Humphries, Beta PUSSY." He got tooled. He was basically a prop at the wedding - supposedly the People Magazine exclusive photos don't even include HIM. If they could have found a way to edit him out of the E! coverage of the wedding, they probably would have (I'm assuming he appeared, because I didn't see it). She makes far more than him, but he gets NO spousal support and there's a pre-nup that probably awards him nothing more than his cut of wedding gifts (there probably isn't much marital property, as they haven't had any time to accumulate anything, and have been apart most of the time they've been married). I'm sure he didn't score much of the money from the wedding coverage, because the Kardashian's get paid for the reality show - he's just an extra basically. He's a second-level NBA player, that isn't getting paid right now because of the NBA lockout. She was supposedly pissed because the wasn't doing anything "productive" and partying alot on HER dime.

Bottom line...why did her marry this bitch? Especially after knowing exactly who's been fucking her over the past few years. She's a plaything for athletes who pump her and move on when they get tired of the nonsense surrounding her and her attention-whoring family. Just enjoy YOUR time fucking her, and when it gets to be too annoying move on. He allowed her to clown him - funny red nose and floppy shoes included, and didn't get paid enough for his trouble. I'd love to hear some of the trash talk he gets when the NBA finally returns. He might end up playing against the next dude that's fucking her, and they can compare notes.

[Roosh]

She's starting to look like a plastic fembot. Here's how she looks without makeup:



Female fame is such a scam. It's all makeup, glitter, and hype.

[Timoteo]

(10-31-2011 04:37 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

She's starting to look like a plastic fembot. Here's how she looks without makeup:



Female fame is such a scam. It's all makeup, glitter, and hype.

Some of the best "gets" in paparazzi land are the pics of celeb chicks without makeup. And yeah...most of them are flat-out ordinary, if not busted. It's also part of what makes them all insecure, self-conscious pyschos...

[Easy E]

Guy was a fool for marrying her. Any fool dumb enough to marry her should be required to watch her sex tape on their wedding night.

[Luvianka]

(10-31-2011 02:52 PM)jariel Wrote:  

Kim K has already filed for divorce from NBAer Kris Humphries after two months of marriage, color me not surprised. They made a ton of money off the wedding, honeymoon, etc.

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/...s-2-months

And how much of that money was for him? Zero.

[silent_scope]

(10-31-2011 04:37 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

She's starting to look like a plastic fembot. Here's how she looks without makeup:



Female fame is such a scam. It's all makeup, glitter, and hype.

Holy shit that's bad. So.. where does KimK rank on a 1-10 scale because this shit right here... damn.

[JTv1]

This proves a couple of things.

1) Can't turn a ho into a housewife.

2) Women are fascinated with the thought of getting married...not being married.

[Pilgrim37]

I wonder how long till another "leak" of a video of her sucking some other God awful rapper's cock emerges?



Sad to see a culture come to this.
It's all over tabloids here too...how did this happen?Concerned with complete non entities .

If the guy wasn't in on it,and he does look pretty dim,then he's made a lucky escape.

A girl who got famous for sucking a cock on camera and having a fat backside.
The funny thing is bonafide companies actually pay her to "represent" their brands.
The bar for "celebrity" is so low it's embarrassing.

An 18 Carat Ho is still a Ho.

[Roosh]

She looks like a worn out Tijuana prostitute.

With her makeup face I'd bang.

[BortimusPrime]

I'm still not clear on how these "celebutantes" or whatever even get attention in the first place. I mean the standard female celebrity is either a musician or an actress...that actually got a record deal or was cast in a movie or tv show. In the celebutante cases it seems to be a reverse of the situation. The first thing I hear is people gibbering on about a sex tape of some girl who I've never heard of, and a few months later she's got a perfume line and cut an album.

My guess is that companies set up celebrities as business projects now, and the entire thing is engineered from the beginning through the media. I mean I've seen way hotter noname amateurs putting videos fucking their boyfriends online, and none of them get spectacularly catapulted into stardom...

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

I am strongly reminded of my country's famous singer Severina Vučković (who is also the star of a sex tape and is currently marrying a beta Serbian billionaire. I can already hear the divorce engines revving up)...

[Menace]

(11-01-2011 08:38 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

I am strongly reminded of my country's famous singer Severina Vučković (who is also the star of a sex tape and is currently marrying a beta Serbian billionaire. I can already hear the divorce engines revving up)...

Oh Severina! I've seen that sex tape, and it was damned hot. I don't see how any dude, especially a billionaire, could marry a chick who has a sex tape. Oh wait, yes I do, he's a beta, like you said.

[Jackhammer]

He just seems like a real boring dude. Not that he needs to be the Dos Equis guy, but how can an NBA player be that plain and ordinary.

[Screwston]

(11-01-2011 08:46 AM)Menace Wrote:  

(11-01-2011 08:38 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

I am strongly reminded of my country's famous singer Severina Vučković (who is also the star of a sex tape and is currently marrying a beta Serbian billionaire. I can already hear the divorce engines revving up)...

Oh Severina! I've seen that sex tape, and it was damned hot. I don't see how any dude, especially a billionaire, could marry a chick who has a sex tape. Oh wait, yes I do, he's a beta, like you said.

Got a link for that video?

[Timoteo]

(10-31-2011 10:42 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

I'm still not clear on how these "celebutantes" or whatever even get attention in the first place. I mean the standard female celebrity is either a musician or an actress...that actually got a record deal or was cast in a movie or tv show. In the celebutante cases it seems to be a reverse of the situation. The first thing I hear is people gibbering on about a sex tape of some girl who I've never heard of, and a few months later she's got a perfume line and cut an album.

My guess is that companies set up celebrities as business projects now, and the entire thing is engineered from the beginning through the media. I mean I've seen way hotter noname amateurs putting videos fucking their boyfriends online, and none of them get spectacularly catapulted into stardom...

With the Kardashians it was about them being in the right circles. Their dad was Robert Kardashian, one of OJ's lawyers. They had celebrity friends that they hung out with and were seen out with. That puts them in touch with celeb dudes that want to fuck them (like Ray J). They parlayed being seen a lot into fame, which then continues to grow. Their mom also remarried to Bruce Jenner, a former famous Olympic athlete (who's own son, Brody, was in a reality tv show). Then a sex tape actually becomes worth something. Paris Hilton did it the same way - a rich kid (a Hilton Hotel heir) with celeb friends that got her into gossip columns and pictures, and rode the backs of celeb friends to craft their own celebrity, which made a sex tape something others would want to pay to see.

[Timoteo]

Word is Kris Humphries didn't see it coming. He was actually in love with this trick, and thought shit was cool. He was also blindsided by the fact that there was always a camera crew around, and he had no privacy, but still thought he could work through it. He comes across like a chick - they see how things are, but magically think they'll change once they're married.

I think celebrity-hungry dudes should start using this bitch. If you're going to be forced to basically be an extra in a reality tv show, make it worth your while. Make sure you get a decent cut for your troubles. Parlay that into your own thing, so when she ends the "relationship," you'll have your own thing. Make sure you make her do all the nasty shit you've always wanted to do with a chick (make her toss salad, even if you're not into that). All Humphries got out of this was he occasionally got to fuck a hot celebrity chick that several other dudes have already hit (one on tape), and he didn't make it pay for him.

[Soma]

(11-01-2011 11:54 AM)houston Wrote:  

(11-01-2011 08:46 AM)Menace Wrote:  

(11-01-2011 08:38 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

I am strongly reminded of my country's famous singer Severina Vučković (who is also the star of a sex tape and is currently marrying a beta Serbian billionaire. I can already hear the divorce engines revving up)...

Oh Severina! I've seen that sex tape, and it was damned hot. I don't see how any dude, especially a billionaire, could marry a chick who has a sex tape. Oh wait, yes I do, he's a beta, like you said.

Got a link for that video?

http://www.youporn.com/watch/2928/croati...fucked-ho/

[Timoteo]

(11-01-2011 01:17 PM)Soma Wrote:  

(11-01-2011 11:54 AM)houston Wrote:  

(11-01-2011 08:46 AM)Menace Wrote:  

(11-01-2011 08:38 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

I am strongly reminded of my country's famous singer Severina Vučković (who is also the star of a sex tape and is currently marrying a beta Serbian billionaire. I can already hear the divorce engines revving up)...

Oh Severina! I've seen that sex tape, and it was damned hot. I don't see how any dude, especially a billionaire, could marry a chick who has a sex tape. Oh wait, yes I do, he's a beta, like you said.

Got a link for that video?

http://www.youporn.com/watch/2928/croati...fucked-ho/

Now THIS my friends should be required viewing for ALL chicks. THIS IS HOW YOU FUCK. Notice how they both were always conscious of the camera angle, and made sure they were always properly positioned to show maximum penetration. It was beautiful how she willingly took his blast in the face and hair. That angelic face...those incredible FUCK ME lips. But I agree...it's got to be hard being married to her with THIS floating around out there. However, he can use his billions to pay to get the video taken down from as many sites as possible, but once it's out there, you'll never completely get rid of it.

[endobendo]

so makeup can turn a 2 into an 8?

[tomtud]

He basically did a beta move,, and that is get married.... He's a pro athlete.... women throw themselves at these guys,, even ugly dudes get hotties..... I personally don't find her attractive,, she wears way too much makeup, and without it OMG!!! uffff..... As for her sister marrying lamar odom,,, he's a beta... I read on yahoo the pre nuptual agreeement, and the fool gives her sooo much money and stuff... I'm like wtf!!! I can guarantee humphries got fuck all...

The only celebrity that I know was a male who didn't take shit from a woman celebrity was nick lachey with jessica simpson.... she had to pay him out.... the other,, elizabeth taylor paid a few men out...

Anyhow,,, these type of girls are only good for one thing. Enough said.

[kosko]

She has no talent what so ever. She can't do anything other than scam for headlines. Can't act, sing, dance.. anything.

She did make Armenian broads blow up tho. I ain't even know about them till she came on the seen.

Kris did seam mad Beta tho.

[Soma]

(11-01-2011 02:31 PM)kosko Wrote:  

She has no talent what so ever. She can't do anything other than scam for headlines. Can't act, sing, dance.. anything.

She's extremely skilled at marketing herself and her family to the American public and profiting greatly from it.

[speakeasy]

(11-01-2011 01:17 PM)Soma Wrote:  

(11-01-2011 11:54 AM)houston Wrote:  

(11-01-2011 08:46 AM)Menace Wrote:  

(11-01-2011 08:38 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

I am strongly reminded of my country's famous singer Severina Vučković (who is also the star of a sex tape and is currently marrying a beta Serbian billionaire. I can already hear the divorce engines revving up)...

Oh Severina! I've seen that sex tape, and it was damned hot. I don't see how any dude, especially a billionaire, could marry a chick who has a sex tape. Oh wait, yes I do, he's a beta, like you said.

Got a link for that video?

http://www.youporn.com/watch/2928/croati...fucked-ho/

That was one of the best fuck scenes I ever saw in porn. You guys have to see this chic Sunny Lane, I think she has the best fucking ability on the planet. She deserves an Olympic medal for this:

http://www.youporn.com/watch/122996/ride-a-cock/

[Timoteo]

"The only celebrity that I know was a male who didn't take shit from a woman celebrity was nick lachey with jessica simpson.... she had to pay him out.... the other,, elizabeth taylor paid a few men out..."

Yep. Jessica made more than him, and she was the one that was in love with being famous (she's not particularly talented either, but at least she put out a record or two and was in movies. Dad is a master of marketing and managing his semi-talented daughters). He got sick of the reality bullshit and having cameras around him all the time, so he bailed out and got paid. I thought he had a little bit of bitch in him too, until...he took his new girlfriend (now wife) down to Mexico, and showed what kind of man he is. He fucked Vanessa Minillo doggiestyle in the hot tub, OUTDOORS where the paparazzi could see it, and didn't give a fuck. Now when Jessica's then boyfriend, Tony Romo went down to Cabo, her weirdo pops came along. A chaperone. You're an NFL player. The starting QB of America's Team, the Dallas Cowboys. In the 90s they were renowned for druggin' and bangin' out hoes (they actually rented a crib, dubbed "The White House" to take bitches and party). But Tony takes his girl to Mexico with her dad, so you KNOW he didn't fuck that weekend. He let a mediocre former boy-bander man up harder than him. That's why he chokes in the clutch, because deep down, he's a BITCH.