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Next up on "woke" advertising.... Converse
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Next up on "woke" advertising.... Converse

"But this little Queen couldn't careless...Cause she had better things to do then listen to trolls scream at her for being a smart confident woman" - I cringed




I noticed all the hombres in that video were white... Imagine my shock
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There was a woman who lived in a shoe...she had 200 cats and a box full of poo. meow

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#2

Next up on "woke" advertising.... Converse

Lol. I'd say it's actually pretty smart though since they do know their audience apart from Gillette.

Look at the types of shoes they're selling, it just screams soy and the only people I see wearing Converse anyway are hipsters and feminized soy.
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Next up on "woke" advertising.... Converse

They conveniently left out the ending.

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Oh, BTW, "strong confident women" who aren't bothered by trolls don't feel the need to broadcast to the world how unbothered they are. They are bothered all right. Because they fear and are in active denial that they will end up like the above.
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Another brand from childhood ruined...

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#5

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I think part of the strategy that drives sales is the outrage cycle from portions of the right/ manosphere.

Could virtue signalling get any worse?
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#6

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The first little woman who lived in a shoe,
Had delusions of competence, intelligence too.
Eschewing the patriarchy she went out on her own,
And died penniless, regretful, no time to atone.

The second little woman who lived in a shoe,
Sought adventure, experiences from Rome to Cebu,
She wracked up the notches of mysterious cock,
And died childless, contrite, her snatch riddled with pock.

The third little woman who lived in a shoe,
Was so unattractive, she was called names like shrew,
Instead of pursuing her positive qualities,
With tattoos and piercings she disfigured her body.
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#7

Next up on "woke" advertising.... Converse

The last couplet doesn't quite rhyme but it's full of truth anyway.
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Quote: (03-23-2019 03:20 PM)questor70 Wrote:  

The last couplet doesn't quite rhyme but it's full of truth anyway.

Damn, tough crowd. I've changed it just for you...

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The first little woman who lived in a shoe,
Had delusions of competence, intelligence too.
Eschewing the patriarchy she went out on her own,
And died penniless, regretful, no time to atone. 

The second little woman who lived in a shoe,
Sought adventure, experiences from Rome to Cebu,
She wracked up the notches of mysterious cock, 
And died childless, contrite, her snatch riddled with pock. 

The third little woman who lived in a shoe,
Was so unattractive, she was called names like shrew,
Instead of pursuing her positive qualities, 
She made poptarts and twinkies her central priority.
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Next up on "woke" advertising.... Converse

I cannot stand this obsession with girls these days going around everywhere and calling each other queens.
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I bet Chuck Taylor gets posthumously #metooed, or it comes out he was a slave owner, or something like that.

Some bitch will see this and start googling.

Aloha!
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Next up on "woke" advertising.... Converse

You haven't had a real boner if you've never witnessed a barely legal girl's slender, tanned legs in tiny shorts and converse shoes during summer.

Sadly, after this ad those shoes will be worn mostly by disgusting hippos.

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Next up on "woke" advertising.... Converse

Someone up high is convinced we must fuck up womens heads more as if they are not fucked up enough.
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The top comment right now. We'll see how long they leave this one up. [Image: lol.gif]
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#14

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Always thought chucks were ugly, take forever to put on and are uncomfortable.
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Quote: (03-23-2019 04:55 PM)Nemausus Wrote:  

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The top comment right now. We'll see how long they leave this one up. [Image: lol.gif]

Yes, some of the top comments there on YT are actually worth reading.

"My wife's boyfriend loves Converse!"

"The Vietnamese slave workers would love to live in that shoe"

"My wife has two wonderful boyfriends, and both of them love Converse!"

"There was a woman who lived in a shoe...she had 200 cats and a box full of poo. meow"

"Every time a company makes ads like these I beat my wife."
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Next up on "woke" advertising.... Converse

Back when commercials were good and before the PC agenda Converse was always on top of their game.





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Converse has always sucked.






I'm so sick of this "Perpetual early-twenties lifestyle, only with more money!" being sold to these gullible idiots.
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#18

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Well... “Basic” people are their primary audience so....
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#19

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Remember now, Converse is owned by Nike as they bought the brand in 2003. This is just Nike Poz being distributed around the family. Nike owns many mainstream brands such as Bauear and Hurley who all will get the Beaver Oregan SJW treatment eventually.
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Having trolls scream at me is certainly one of the finer pleasures in life [Image: smile.gif]






Those women just don't know what's good.
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Quote: (03-23-2019 04:39 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

You haven't had a real boner if you've never witnessed a barely legal girl's slender, tanned legs in tiny shorts and converse shoes during summer.

Fully endorsed. Same with Vans. Those lowcut shows have a way of accentuating a women's legs
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Damn, even subtracting the propaganda, that was horrible. [Image: biggrin.gif]

The comments, though...glorious.

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"I shave my legs with Gillette razors while I wear my converse sneakers. My wife's boyfriend says I'm a dumbass, but what does he know."

Hahah
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Let them keep telling themselves they're great and powerful. This new generation of women sooner or later will wake up and realize they've been played and used -- and not by men, but by corporations and globalists. Just shrug it off and look at them with pity with their self-delusion.
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Quote: (03-24-2019 11:05 AM)Avoy Wrote:  

Let them keep telling themselves they're great and powerful. This new generation of women sooner or later will wake up and realize they've been played and used -- and not by men, but by corporations and globalists. Just shrug it off and look at them with pity with their self-delusion.

No they won't. They never wake up; they just retreat into ever greater degrees of insanity.
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