Lately I can't for the life of me calibrate my openers. All that pops in my head will be some comment that's really funny to me, but almost certainly going to massively piss the girl off. And these girls are usually in the looks range where negs just make them start crying and yelling at me rather than it being a bitch shield penetration.
Two Examples From Today:
Hippyish girl at Starbucks - "Man you really smell like one of those stores that sells wicker furniture. Also, I'd really be interested in hearing how you got that piece of shrapnel lodged in your nose."
Girl at pizza place - "Wow, giant crucifix necklace, slashy slashy marks on your forearms, AND red hair? You must really be crazy."
I'm not actually saying this, but it's what pops in my head and I can't think of anything else beyond the standard doofus lines then. Either I've turned into a worse misanthrope than ever, or women are just more ridiculous these days...
Two Examples From Today:
Hippyish girl at Starbucks - "Man you really smell like one of those stores that sells wicker furniture. Also, I'd really be interested in hearing how you got that piece of shrapnel lodged in your nose."
Girl at pizza place - "Wow, giant crucifix necklace, slashy slashy marks on your forearms, AND red hair? You must really be crazy."
I'm not actually saying this, but it's what pops in my head and I can't think of anything else beyond the standard doofus lines then. Either I've turned into a worse misanthrope than ever, or women are just more ridiculous these days...