[Horus]

Anyone who's ever done anything with glitter knows that it's impossible to clean that shit up.

[Mage]

It's expensive and environmentally shitty to produce a glitter balloon for every package. Not to mention totally excessive staff like circuit boards, GPS and cameras.

Also there exists - a simpler solution - mail box. You put package in, but can get it out only with a key - simple and ingenious.

[Repo]

^^^ Your fun at parties

[Horus]

(12-19-2018 07:15 AM)Mage Wrote:  

It's expensive and environmentally shitty to produce a glitter balloon for every package. Not to mention totally excessive staff like circuit boards, GPS and cameras.

Also there exists - a simpler solution - mail box. You put package in, but can get it out only with a key - simple and ingenious.

[Caduceus]

Was he a test pilot before he started making package bombs ?

[scotian]

I thought the fart spray was a nice touch.

[Grit]

Haha let’s consider the environmental effects of glitter instead of discussing the rampant thievery. I applaud the guy and he has a bright future should he market these to law enforcement.

[Thot Leader]

(12-19-2018 07:15 AM)Mage Wrote:  

It's expensive and environmentally shitty to produce a glitter balloon for every package. Not to mention totally excessive staff like circuit boards, GPS and cameras.

Also there exists - a simpler solution - mail box. You put package in, but can get it out only with a key - simple and ingenious.

[Mage]

(12-19-2018 07:25 AM)Repo Wrote:  

^^^ Your fun at parties

Yeah, I am not very fun at parties, that makes me a bad person. I know. I also don't smoke, don't drink and don't bang sluts. I am straight out evil fun killer. A killjoy. My favorite conversation topics are boring shit like science, religion, psychology, child raising, investing and politics. I am a straight white guy with a plan and strategy for life like a movie villain. I am a deplorable conservative. You all will have to learn to live with that and accept that. If you dislike that, then it sucks to be you.

[RIslander]

(12-19-2018 11:30 AM)Mage Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 07:25 AM)Repo Wrote:  

^^^ Your fun at parties

Yeah, I am not very fun at parties, that makes me a bad person. I know. I also don't smoke, don't drink and don't bang sluts. I am straight out evil fun killer. A killjoy. My favorite conversation topics are boring shit like science, religion, psychology, child raising, investing and politics. I am a straight white guy with a plan and strategy for life like a movie villain. I am a deplorable conservative. Sue me.

Who wants to hear a story about a bridge...?

[911]

I get the feeling that some of the thefts might have been staged. You have guys going into monologues alone in their cars, makes for good videos but doesn't seem very natural.

[Mage]

(12-19-2018 11:34 AM)911 Wrote:  

I get the feeling that some of the thefts might have been staged. You have guys going into monologues alone in their cars, makes for good videos but doesn't seem very natural.

I was thinking the same thing.

If I discovered that the package is filming me - I would destroy the cameras, the memory, the GPS then transport it elsewhere -not just throw the shit at nearest recycle bin, where it can be collected and the evidence can be used.

Oops, I probably said something too smart and not too fun, sorry.

Yeah muh shiny glitter, spending months of work to prank a thief and emotional throwing shit out in garbage is the way to go. Keep on drooling while watching youtube an netflix.

[Cr33pin]

Everything is staged in the day of "viral" videos...... however most sheepeople are oblivious to this.

[redpillage]

(12-19-2018 11:30 AM)Mage Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 07:25 AM)Repo Wrote:  

^^^ Your fun at parties

Yeah, I am not very fun at parties, that makes me a bad person. I know. I also don't smoke, don't drink and don't bang sluts. I am straight out evil fun killer. A killjoy. My favorite conversation topics are boring shit like science, religion, psychology, child raising, investing and politics. I am a straight white guy with a plan and strategy for life like a movie villain. I am a deplorable conservative. You all will have to learn to live with that and accept that. If you dislike that, then it sucks to be you.

Mage delivering the kill shot! LOL

[redpillage]

Now since nobody else has mentioned it yet... the guy clearly is a fag. My gaydar immediately lit up like a Christmas tree.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(12-19-2018 11:30 AM)Mage Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 07:25 AM)Repo Wrote:  

^^^ Your fun at parties

Yeah, I am not very fun at parties, that makes me a bad person. I know. I also don't smoke, don't drink and don't bang sluts. I am straight out evil fun killer. A killjoy. My favorite conversation topics are boring shit like science, religion, psychology, child raising, investing and politics. I am a straight white guy with a plan and strategy for life like a movie villain. I am a deplorable conservative. You all will have to learn to live with that and accept that. If you dislike that, then it sucks to be you.

I bet this monologue would go over well at a party

[Thot Leader]

(12-19-2018 11:37 AM)Mage Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 11:34 AM)911 Wrote:  

I get the feeling that some of the thefts might have been staged. You have guys going into monologues alone in their cars, makes for good videos but doesn't seem very natural.

I was thinking the same thing.

If I discovered that the package is filming me - I would destroy the cameras, the memory, the GPS then transport it elsewhere -not just throw the shit at nearest recycle bin, where it can be collected and the evidence can be used.

Oops, I probably said something too smart and not too fun, sorry.

Yeah muh shiny glitter, spending months of work to prank a thief and emotional throwing shit out in garbage is the way to go. Keep on drooling while watching youtube an netflix.

The package thieves clearly aren't on your intellectual level, just like the people on this thread. Also, it wasn't clear from the video that the thieves discovered the cameras, the only obvious part was the glitter and fart spray, which was likely shocking enough to induce panic and thus the thieves' impulsively throwing the package away.

Could it be partially staged? Definitely, but it's not so obviously staged that the experiment has no value.

(12-19-2018 11:44 AM)redpillage Wrote:  

Now since nobody else has mentioned it yet... the guy clearly is a fag. My gaydar immediately lit up like a Christmas tree.

Naw bruh most modern nerds talk like that. Ever watch the Big Bang Theory (you shouldn't watch it, but maybe you've seen an episode or two)? Possible cuck but not necessarily homosexual.

[Mage]

(12-19-2018 12:00 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 11:30 AM)Mage Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 07:25 AM)Repo Wrote:  

^^^ Your fun at parties

Yeah, I am not very fun at parties, that makes me a bad person. I know. I also don't smoke, don't drink and don't bang sluts. I am straight out evil fun killer. A killjoy. My favorite conversation topics are boring shit like science, religion, psychology, child raising, investing and politics. I am a straight white guy with a plan and strategy for life like a movie villain. I am a deplorable conservative. You all will have to learn to live with that and accept that. If you dislike that, then it sucks to be you.

I bet this monologue would go over well at a party

But why is a party all of a sudden the golden prototype to measure the merit of everything said here in this thread?

It's seriously some basic thot level of thinking - ehh he said something too true or something that makes me uncomfortable - he must be creep.

Ok guys I let out my inner nerd creep out here, but you displayed you inner shallow thot.

I promise to game you more carefully from now on. It's clear to me you want to be gamed and entertained - girls just wanna have fun - let the party go on!

[DJ-Matt]

Maybe it's just because social media and shit like nextdoor cropping up, but it seems like this is a new thing. Did the postal service slack off on punishing these criminals? I've had 2 packages stolen from my house in the last 2 years, which is why I never send things there anymore.

I thought tampering with the mail was a federal crime and you go to "pound me in the ass prison".

[Barry Scrotada]

I suspect that this is viral marketing by Ring.

Not that they are inventing stories or that the glitter guy is paid, but just highlighting their collected theft videos. Saw the same thing on our local news last night.
No mention of their brand but as people look to solutions to this sudden “problem” there is Ring ready to accept your money.

Who owns Ring? Everyone’s favorite tycoon Bezos.

[Repo]

(12-19-2018 12:00 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 11:30 AM)Mage Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 07:25 AM)Repo Wrote:  

^^^ Your fun at parties

Yeah, I am not very fun at parties, that makes me a bad person. I know. I also don't smoke, don't drink and don't bang sluts. I am straight out evil fun killer. A killjoy. My favorite conversation topics are boring shit like science, religion, psychology, child raising, investing and politics. I am a straight white guy with a plan and strategy for life like a movie villain. I am a deplorable conservative. You all will have to learn to live with that and accept that. If you dislike that, then it sucks to be you.

I bet this monologue would go over well at a party

While many people can enjoy those topics while maintaining a sense of humor, Mage has suppressed his sense of humor to allow for more mental capacity dedicated to pretentiousness and delusions of grandeur.

[Horus]

(12-19-2018 11:34 AM)911 Wrote:  

I get the feeling that some of the thefts might have been staged. You have guys going into monologues alone in their cars, makes for good videos but doesn't seem very natural.

Three out of five of the thieves were black. If they were making a fake video, I doubt they would have risked using a disproportionate number of black actors to play the role of thieves.

[scotian]

Have you guys ever smelled that fart spray? I’d be throwing that thing the fuck out asap too if it was spraying that shit in my car.

[debeguiled]

(12-19-2018 12:42 PM)Repo Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 12:00 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 11:30 AM)Mage Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 07:25 AM)Repo Wrote:  

^^^ Your fun at parties

Yeah, I am not very fun at parties, that makes me a bad person. I know. I also don't smoke, don't drink and don't bang sluts. I am straight out evil fun killer. A killjoy. My favorite conversation topics are boring shit like science, religion, psychology, child raising, investing and politics. I am a straight white guy with a plan and strategy for life like a movie villain. I am a deplorable conservative. You all will have to learn to live with that and accept that. If you dislike that, then it sucks to be you.

I bet this monologue would go over well at a party

While many people can enjoy those topics while maintaining a sense of humor, Mage has suppressed his sense of humor to allow for more mental capacity dedicated to pretentiousness and delusions of grandeur.

Nothing Mage hates more than seeing people enjoying themselves.

Don't eat a cookie around him, he will slap it out of your hand while lecturing you on Omega 3s and transfats.

And you better not be at a party.

Or you will disappoint him.

At your shallowness.

And don't even think of calling it shallow-ocity, because that is not a word.

Which you would know, if you were he. Or is it him? If it were him?

Mage probably knows. Someone should ask him.

Because English grammar is fun, you drunken lisping glitter bombs!

We got Odin by the short hairs here.

[debeguiled]

If I want to own a wrist mounted fireball launcher, am I revealing my inner shallow thot?