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11-28-2018, 03:50 PM
If I'm being completely honest with myself.......she could pee on my tree any day
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11-28-2018, 06:25 PM
Maxim finalist, maybe.
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11-28-2018, 06:49 PM
She used to "model." Heh, oh the wonders of deliberate lighting.
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11-28-2018, 07:44 PM
Quote: (11-28-2018 04:42 AM)Belgrano Wrote:
Quote: (11-28-2018 12:43 AM)Thot Leader Wrote:
from her IG:
"•Proud Mommy•Model•MISS TEXAS•Photographer•
Maxim CoverGirl 2018 2nd Place Finalist!"
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•Proud Mommy•
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Mommy
Let's hope it's just a Chihuahua.
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11-28-2018, 11:41 PM
I wonder what the portfolio looks like that got her hired as a wedding photographer.
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11-29-2018, 12:49 AM
Size 3? Too fat to be a model or a winner, which is why she was delegated to finalist instead.
That fake name sounds too manly, maybe she does tranny modeling.
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11-29-2018, 12:07 PM
She is a tree thot? Or did I misread that. If she doesn't pee off a tree, she isnt relationship material.
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11-29-2018, 12:15 PM
No one is calling her relationship material. She would have no problem getting shit on by a sheik for money, if they had any interest in her. Would probably be a freak in bed and gets off on kinky sex and would have no problem using a fuck swing.
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11-29-2018, 02:33 PM
Q:What kind of idiot bride hires a slutty and kinky wedding photographer?
A: The same one who employs a hot nanny.
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11-29-2018, 09:39 PM
It's amazing what make-up and lighting can do for an average looking chick.
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Wedding photographer ho gets drunk, screws a guest, pees in tree, threatens officers
11-29-2018, 11:22 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpn9tr6B1Z5/
Imagine letting this creature near your wedding.
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Wedding photographer ho gets drunk, screws a guest, pees in tree, threatens officers
11-30-2018, 11:33 AM
That's a real clear message to the bride. Fuck you and fuck your wedding. Literally.
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11-30-2018, 11:41 AM
*sigh*
Poor girl. Always the photographer banging guests, pissing on trees, and fighting cops; never the bride.
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