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What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?
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What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

I've never done this before.
All the local men treat me badly. But you are different.
I've only been with X number of men. Real answer is 2X or 3X.
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#2

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

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#3

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

My period stopped and it’s ok to have sex.
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#4

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

Quote: (11-20-2018 04:00 PM)Investment Bro Wrote:  

Who cares?

Why would you waste your time trying to figure out if a woman is telling you the truth or not? As long as she's putting out, you're wrapped up, and she's not ruining your life what does it matter?

Because it amuses me and it's fun.
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#5

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

‘I think I’m pregnant’

‘I’m sick today, I’m staying home’ (snapchat map shows her somewhere else)

‘Thanks for dinner, I’m tired, I’m going home’ (goes fuck some Chad)
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#6

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

You are the biggest I have ever had.

I was with my friends.

You are the best in bed ever.

I am 24.

I don't have anything so you did not get it from me.

I am on birth control.

It is your baby.

I am pregnant, it is yours.

Delicious Tacos is the voice of my generation....
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#7

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

Quote: (11-20-2018 04:04 PM)TIOT12 Wrote:  

Quote: (11-20-2018 04:00 PM)Investment Bro Wrote:  

Who cares?

Why would you waste your time trying to figure out if a woman is telling you the truth or not? As long as she's putting out, you're wrapped up, and she's not ruining your life what does it matter?

Because it amuses me and it's fun.

For some reason I thought this was in game, hence my response.

That said:

"I'm busy"
"He's a really nice guy"
"I'm SO done with him"
"I promise I will never start drama again"
"He's just a friend"

And my personal favorite:

"I want to wait" (after the previous date she had been moaning how she wanted to feel me inside of her).
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#8

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

Its only dancing.

Aloha!
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#9

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

Quote: (11-20-2018 04:21 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

You are the biggest I have ever had.
I was with my friends.
You are the best in bed ever.
I am 24.

These are all very good. I forgot about the age adjustment lie. One other one I remembered is the emphatic:

We are not going to have sex tonight.
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#10

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

I'll be ready in a minute.

"A happy man is a happy everybody else in his life."

"Ladies if you want to make your man happy, think about what makes you happy and do exactly the opposite."

"Hey how you doin' and I hope you know that I'm an upgrade for your stupid daughter." - Patrice O'Neal
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#11

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"I promise I will never write to [name of ex] again ever"

"I will always be there for you"

"I only had two boyfriends before"

"I will tell you right away if [name of ex] ever writes to me again"

"I have blocked [name of ex]"

"I am at the job centre" (was actually on a fucking holiday for two weeks with another guy)
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#12

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

I'm a good driver.

“The greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents.”

Carl Jung
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#13

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"I love you!"

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"The Carousel Stops For No Man" - Tuthmosis
Quote: (02-11-2019 05:10 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  
I take pussy how it comes -but I do now prefer it shaved low at least-you cannot eat what you cannot see.
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#14

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

I won't get mad if you want to drink with your friends.
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#15

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

Tell me the truth.

“The greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents.”

Carl Jung
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What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

This is the first time I have done that.

I have never let anyone put it there.

I will pay you back.

We are just friends because he is a good listener.

We are just friends.

I would never fuck him.

To me sex is sacred(after one night stand.).

I work at a club (stripper).

I only strip (call girl/hooker).

I have only been with you.

Let me hook you up with my friend, she is "nice" (ugly).

Delicious Tacos is the voice of my generation....
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#17

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"I'm busy right now"
"It's not a good time for me"
"I am visiting my brother in the hospital"

Although I hear #1 a lot these days but funny enough it's always from the women who have easy 9:5 jobs and few responsibilities in their life.
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#18

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"I'm only thinking of your best interests"

"She's much prettier than me"

"looks aren't important"

"I don't care how much you earn"

"I have feelings too"

"I'm not that shallow"
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#19

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

I neither sent nor received any email marked as classified on my private email server

Aloha!
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What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

Quote: (11-20-2018 05:39 PM)Kona Wrote:  

I neither sent nor received any email marked as classified on my private email server

Aloha!

You and your pillow talk.

“The greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents.”

Carl Jung
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#21

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

"I just want an equal partner"

"I don't do X/Y/Z"

"I'm a good girl"

"I take responsibility"

"I can drink you guys under the table"

"I use logic, reason and accountability" *



* okay, I made this up but it's still true.
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#22

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

I don't play games.

I don't like drama.

I am not a slut (note: all her friends are sluts).

Delicious Tacos is the voice of my generation....
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#23

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

The intelligence is very clear. Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.

Aloha!
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#24

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

I'm looking for a good guy.

“The greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents.”

Carl Jung
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#25

What Are Lies That Women Have Told You?

No means no.
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