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What is happening in that gif?
Spraying liquid co2?
Spraying liquid co2?
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Quote: (11-10-2018 06:34 AM)realologist Wrote:
Quote: (11-10-2018 06:05 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:
Quote: (11-09-2018 07:16 PM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:
Anyone care to explain why this football player is receiving an anal enema?
Isn't that what you normally do?
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would you rather
a) be the guy spraying some kind of gas up a soccer player's ass, or
b) fuck a fat chick
?
a) be the guy spraying some kind of gas up a soccer player's ass, or
b) fuck a fat chick
?
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Quote: (11-10-2018 07:26 AM)moneyshot Wrote:
would you rather
a) be the guy spraying some kind of gas up a soccer player's ass, or
b) fuck a fat chick
?
That depends...
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Quote: (11-10-2018 07:26 AM)moneyshot Wrote:
would you rather
a) be the guy spraying some kind of gas up a soccer player's ass, or
b) fuck a fat chick
?
How fat?
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Quote: (11-10-2018 06:05 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:
Quote: (11-09-2018 07:16 PM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:
Anyone care to explain why this football player is receiving an anal enema?
Probably a Croatian recovering from the World Cup raping.
You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor.
He's freezing an anal wart. I've heard they're pretty common among soccer players.
Does anyone who speak belgium care to translate ?
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Quote: (11-10-2018 12:43 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:
Quote: (11-10-2018 07:26 AM)moneyshot Wrote:
would you rather
a) be the guy spraying some kind of gas up a soccer player's ass, or
b) fuck a fat chick
?
How fat?
Not obnoxious-body-positivity-nonsense-media-whore-landwhale fat, but not exactly cute-face-but-just-weighs-25-to-30-pounds-too-much-and-doesn't-have-great-tits-or-ass-to-make-up-for-it fat either.
description from video:
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Javier Martos took a nasty fall onto his backside, then received some rather unusual medical attention... Footballers try to avoid injury at all costs - even a seemingly small knock can keep a player out of action for a frustratingly long time. Then there are those injuries which players want to avoid because they're just a bit embarrassing. Any damage to a player's personal areas, basically. Take this painful bum injury, for example. Spanish full-back Javier Martos was playing for R Charleroi in their 0-0 draw with Club Brugge when he took a tumble onto his posterior. This caused him significant discomfort - medical attention was needed. We're not medics, obviously, but we might question whether the freeze spray straight to the backside was necessary. By the look on Martos' face, it was even more uncomfortable than the original fall - or maybe the public nature of the treatment was just a bit much.
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That gif needs to be added to the forum gifs.
Quote: (11-09-2018 07:16 PM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:
I'm not too proud to admit that I'm very butthurt about this whole matter. I've been trying desperately to get likes but it's just not happening. I'm becoming even more of an attention whore than I was before. It's disgraceful.
I can't breathe. This is the best shit I've seen all month.
Agreed this should be a forum GIF.
What doctor came up with this shit? Since when does dousing with liquid co2 help a abrasion? Doesn't it make it worse later on? Open to infection more? Are they freezing the nerve ends so that little soccer bitch can play another inning? (or whatever they use in soccer)
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Quote: (11-13-2018 06:45 AM)spokepoker Wrote:
What doctor came up with this shit? Since when does dousing with liquid co2 help a abrasion? Doesn't it make it worse later on? Open to infection more? Are they freezing the nerve ends so that little soccer bitch can play another inning? (or whatever they use in soccer)
Its intended to numb the pain of a contusion (bruise) not treat an abrasion or wound. We used to see this a lot in baseball after getting hit by a pitch or similar
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Quote: (11-08-2018 07:38 PM)Steve McQueen Wrote:
I want a built to fade like in the built to fade thread. Cmon man don't hold out on me!
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