TSA Agent w/ rubber gloves and REAL metal detector wand as accessories.
Pros:
- Figure of Authority, looks good (a la Cop)
- Funny (people laugh when they realize what you are)
- !!! Built in Escalation strategies (see below)
1.) Opener ("Metal Detector --> Pat Down")
Stop any girl with:
"Woah, woah are you trying to board the aircraft Ma'am?", "Ok, I'm going to need to check you for contraband".
Turn on your REAL metal detector, swipe her down (phone always triggers) and then say "Uh oh, are you trying to smuggle XYZ aboard the aircraft?"
(she protests no of course not)
Then you say "Alright well I'll need to proceed with the pat down".
Then you put on your rubber gloves, making sure to really snap that rubber for effect, then depending on the DTF vibe you get your patdown can be from PG to X-Rated !!!
2.) Making People Drink ("No Liquids Rule")
If you see someone holding a drink, start the above schtick about "Boarding the aircraft" then tell them that no liquids are allowed on board so they need to finish that drink NOW.
3.) Isolation ("Detained for questioning")
When you go to isolate, if some cockblocking friend says anything you continue w/ in-character about "detaining her for questioning" and just keep moving.
Now to pull off this costume what you need are:
- "TSA Blue" colored dress shirt (just go to any big box department store w/ a photo on your phone of a TSA agent and get a matching blue shirt
- Black dress pants + Black belt (you probably have these already)
- TSA/Homeland Security Patch (*** KEY, if someone doesn't "get" your costume just point to the patch). I got mine on Amazon but it seems they don't sell them anymore. Here's a sample eBay search:
https://www.ebay.com/p/Department-of-Hom...1631741237
- Light Blue Rubber gloves (get these anywhere)
- Metal detector wand (get one w/ a holster so you can put it away during the pat-downs). Here's one for $23 on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/UniquExceptional-...00D2ZC0WG/
That's it!
In 2016 I used this and it was a big hit AND it got me laid w/ a hot Latina as detailed in this post:
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