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Ejecting from sex
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Ejecting from sex

Ejecting from an approach, or even from a date, is easy, if you decide you don't like the girl. But ejecting from sex is tougher, especially if you are a nice person who doesn't like to hurt people for no reason.

Why would you want to eject from sex? Well, I once got this 28-year-old Polish girl naked who looked like a 9, and when I saw her vagina it looked like a scale-covered snake. It was utterly fucking disgusting, and yet I went through with the whole thing (no condom either lol), partly because the rest of her was super-hot and I wanted her anyway, and partly because I didn't know what to say to her if I went ahead and started putting my clothes back on. So though in the end I did have sex with her, I can easily imagine situations in the future in which I would categorically not want to go through with it (e.g. with some of those huge-titted plump girls I find from time to time; many of them are quite tight down there, but I can easily imagine running into a disgusting one at some point that turns me completely off when naked).

So my solution is simple. The moment you realize you don't want to do it, you tense up, and withdraw from her on the bed a little, and then you say, "You know what... I can't do this". And then you proceed to explain to her that you actually have a girlfriend that you love very much, and you thought you could cheat on her because you found the girl in your bed hot (thus giving her a strong compliment to sweeten the deal), but now you realize you can't because you keep thinking of your girlfriend and of how you are being deceptive to her, or some shit.

And that's it: get dressed, and off you go, with no one really hurt too much.

I am guessing this could also work to save you face if you are having erectile issues, though I don't know from experience.
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#2

Ejecting from sex

A women is more offended by the fact that you don't want to fuck her than having to make a sandwich. If you think she wants to fuck you, then fuck her. Let your dick remind her she is a hot piece of ass to fuck.
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#3

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I know exactly what you're talking about, i once pulled a solid 7/10 girl from the gym, it was my first fit chick pull and i was excited about it. A lot of my friends were talking about her, how they would destroy her in bed if they had the chance etc. Tight body tight ass with her gym leggings and all. But when she took off her clothes and stood there naked in front of me it was nothing like what we had seen, it was underwhelming. Her ass was slightly saggy and her vagina had the shape of a roast beef sandwich.

It completely turned me off but i couldn't tell her to fuck off, i am not a rude person, didn't want to hurt her feelings. So i just finished quickly and excused myself. We never spoke again after that. It was a weird experience. Imagine this...

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#4

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I've never had this problem lol.

If I did I'd probably just ask for a blow job
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#5

Ejecting from sex

Pussy is made to fuck, not look at.
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Ejecting from sex

Quote: (10-10-2018 09:53 AM)SeaFM Wrote:  

Pussy is made to fuck, not look at.

Yeah, it's times like these that I'm happy I have shitty eyesight - slip out the contacts in the bathroom if at all possible. Some girls look just fine down there, but when it goes bad, oh man.
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Quote: (10-10-2018 12:47 PM)Solitaire Wrote:  

Quote: (10-10-2018 09:53 AM)SeaFM Wrote:  

Pussy is made to fuck, not look at.

Yeah, it's times like these that I'm happy I have shitty eyesight - slip out the contacts in the bathroom if at all possible. Some girls look just fine down there, but when it goes bad, oh man.

I did it once, hit the wrong hole, she screamed. Never saw her again.
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#8

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OP, you don't ever want to tell a woman you're cheating on your gf, even if you don't have a gf. I have been in scenarios where a girl I just met thought I was cheating, and she freaked out and began harassing me by text for weeks.

If you decide you don't want to bang a girl at the last second, just use last minute resistance techniques that they use on us lol. "I think we need to slow down" is a perfectly good excuse to put your clothes back on and bounce.
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#9

Ejecting from sex

Tell her you're out of condoms (and you don't go raw if she pushes it).

or

Oh shit it's "X" o'clock already? I need to go because "X".

I've used both of these.

But really, if you put any effort into getting there, you're going to be fucking that poon, unless you really don't have condoms etc.. The trick is to focus on what's good about her and don't look at what you don't like. Turn the lights off or something. If it's putting you off so much that you really can't get it up then just pop a dick pill and destroy that pussy even more than it already is [Image: wink.gif]

Also this post reeks of "here's what I imagine I'll do if this scenario ever happens again but I haven't actually used or tested the advice I'm giving, just padding my post count to gain cred on the forum" Come on mate. Take it to the noob section at least.
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Quote: (10-10-2018 08:32 PM)JackinMelbourne Wrote:  

Also this post reeks of "here's what I imagine I'll do if this scenario ever happens again but I haven't actually used or tested the advice I'm giving, just padding my post count to gain cred on the forum" Come on mate. Take it to the noob section at least.

lol what a shitposter
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