When I was younger, I went clubbing with some of my friends. At the time one of my friends was living with me and was sleeping on my fold out couch.
During the middle of the night, my friend that was living with me at the time went missing. The sun was about to come up so we went back to my place for an after party. We walked up the stairs a little and noticed most of the sun being blocked and the fold out couch was out. The springs where touching the floor where I thought to myself how can that be possible?!?! I walk up these stairs every morning and the strings where never this low. I took a couple more steps to the top of the floor, to my shock and horror this half naked beach whale was in my house!!! I cracked the shits and walked around the corner with my mates so we couldn't see this thing put its clothes on and leave my home. When it lefted, we all were going to KO him but he was on knees apologing and about to cry. I told him if he ever brought a thing like that in my house again he would be living on the street!!!
To this day, the imagines fucking haunt me...
During the middle of the night, my friend that was living with me at the time went missing. The sun was about to come up so we went back to my place for an after party. We walked up the stairs a little and noticed most of the sun being blocked and the fold out couch was out. The springs where touching the floor where I thought to myself how can that be possible?!?! I walk up these stairs every morning and the strings where never this low. I took a couple more steps to the top of the floor, to my shock and horror this half naked beach whale was in my house!!! I cracked the shits and walked around the corner with my mates so we couldn't see this thing put its clothes on and leave my home. When it lefted, we all were going to KO him but he was on knees apologing and about to cry. I told him if he ever brought a thing like that in my house again he would be living on the street!!!
To this day, the imagines fucking haunt me...
