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Pegging datasheet 2018 - How to get pegged
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Pegging datasheet 2018 - How to get pegged

For all the amateurs of pegging, I'm writing this datasheet. I'll explain to you guys how to get pegged. This method has never failed me. No girl has ever refused to do it.

- First you must buy a pegging strapon and keep it safe in your room

- When you bring a woman into your room, you are escalating sexually, she gets naked... Then you can simply murmure into her ears "can you peg me?". Often they'll need to be shown what pegging is so I just show her a google image of the act. At this point she might protest and say "oh noooo haha" but believe me they are just shy. So then i'll say wait I'll show you, and show her the strapon. She'll continue to say nooo but will be very curious, and after a few minutes will be curious to try it. So I'll put it on her and at this point it's done, she'll fell powerful with this wonderful pegging strapon and will be okay to try.

-> Now, because it's probably her first time, she'll need guidance how to fuck you. Just show her how, it's easy. She'll quickly gain confidence and enjoy doing it. Indeed, when she fucks you the dildo will push her clit so she'll feel a lot of pleasure too.

TLDR : Best way to initiate a woman into being the boss in the bedroom.
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Pegging datasheet 2018 - How to get pegged

inb4ban

"Does PUA say that I just need to get to f-close base first here and some weird chemicals will be released in her brain to make her a better person?"
-Wonitis
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Pegging datasheet 2018 - How to get pegged

Is Yom Kippur code for (((push the gayness day))) ?

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- Does She Have The "Happy Gene" ?
-Inversion Therapy
-Let's lead by example


"Leap, and the net will appear". John Burroughs

"The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure."
Joseph Campbell
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Pegging datasheet 2018 - How to get pegged

0/10 Troll Post

This has been done before - at least be a little more autistic and detailed if you're going peg troll.

0/10 Lower Energy Troll
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Pegging datasheet 2018 - How to get pegged

Quote: (09-19-2018 02:16 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

0/10 Troll Post

This has been done before - at least be a little more autistic and detailed if you're going peg troll.

0/10 Lower Energy Troll

Well I gave an accurate datasheet and that's how I do it. You're free to add some details / contributions if you wish.
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#6

Pegging datasheet 2018 - How to get pegged

That's not accurate for you at all.

Replace women with "man" and then we've got Dumbledores Bottom Army
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#7

Pegging datasheet 2018 - How to get pegged

Banned for posting dupe threads I suppose.

_______________________________________
- Does She Have The "Happy Gene" ?
-Inversion Therapy
-Let's lead by example


"Leap, and the net will appear". John Burroughs

"The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure."
Joseph Campbell
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Pegging datasheet 2018 - How to get pegged

I think that was the quickest ban I've ever seen
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Pegging datasheet 2018 - How to get pegged

Needs this retroactive GIF.

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Pegging datasheet 2018 - How to get pegged

just... missed...

fuck
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Pegging datasheet 2018 - How to get pegged

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Pegging datasheet 2018 - How to get pegged

I was up last night and I missed it again.

Quote: (09-19-2018 02:15 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

Is Yom Kippur code for (((push the gayness day))) ?

It seems that OP was looking for "atonement" once you knew Dumbledore's true orientation.

Context behind Dumbledore's orientation (pun not intended):

What was the point of making Dumbledore gay?

Potter stars react to [Dumbledore] gay twist
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Last Updated: Monday, 12 November 2007, 10:42 GMT

The stars of the Harry Potter films have been giving their reaction to JK Rowling's revelation last month that the one of her characters, Hogwarts school headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, is gay.

"I thought it was hilarious," said Daniel Radcliffe, who has played the lead role in all five Harry Potter films.

He said actor Michael Gambon, who has played Dumbledore since the third film, had been "really camping it up for the last three weeks ever since he found out".

Rowling announced that Dumbledore was gay to a packed house in New York's Carnegie Hall as part of her US book tour in October.


Radcliffe told BBC News: "JK Rowling is an incredibly intelligent woman. She can't have thought for a moment that that would go down well in the Bible Belt of America, but she put it brilliantly herself: 'He's my character - I can do what I want with him.' Which I think is fair enough."

David Yates, who directed the fifth Harry Potter film - Order of the Phoenix - said he was told in September by JK Rowling during a read-through for the next film on the set of the Great Hall at Hogwarts.

"Jo leaned over to me and said: 'You know Dumbledore's gay don't you, David?' And I thought 'Wow that's pretty cool'."

Yates, who was speaking at the press launch of the Phoenix DVD, added: "He's a wonderful character, Dumbledore - graceful, wise, powerful, quirky, terrific sense of humour, loves knitting. There's a jumble of things in there and his sexuality is just another thing."

Filming on the sixth film in the franchise, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, began in September, with Yates again at the helm. But he said not to expect any changes to the way Dumbledore is portrayed on film.

"Michael Gambon hasn't changed his approach. A person's sexuality is just one part of who they are, and so it hasn't really shifted where we're taking him."

Producer David Barron confirmed that Dumbledore would remain "the character Michael Gambon has already established".

But he added: "Michael's camped it up a bit off-camera, he's just been amused by it."

Emma Watson, who plays Harry's friend Hermione Granger, said: "It never really occurred to me before, but now JK Rowling's said that he's gay it sort of makes sense."

She added: "I think what surprised everyone was the amount of media attention it's received. I think it's nice that the story has ended but there are still things that people don't know."

Evanna Lynch, who plays the part of eccentric student Luna Lovegood, said she had always thought that a younger Dumbledore would have made an ideal partner for Luna.

If only Dumbledore was a 100 years younger they would be perfect, and I put that to JK Rowling," she said.

"But as we know now, that's never going to happen."

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My reaction when I realised OP was unwittingly trolling in character as Dumbledore:
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OP's "army" was likely composed of a few of his "wand waving" wizards.

EDIT: There's a user named Professor Dumbledore who started this thread: "Just got pegged thread". Are they the same person?
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Well, it's time to move on to wooden clothes peg lifehacks.








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Pegging datasheet 2018 - How to get pegged

Speaking of role reversals, I just liked Built to Fade's post.

Quote: (01-19-2016 11:26 PM)ordinaryleastsquared Wrote:  
I stand by my analysis.
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Pegging datasheet 2018 - How to get pegged

Just go to jail and drop the soap. You will be pegged to your hearts content
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