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The Darwin Award Thread
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Well, that's pretty fucked up.

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US woman dies after boyfriend 'cut brakes to make crack pipe'

A Pennsylvania man has been charged with homicide after admitting to police he cut his girlfriend's brakes in order to make a crack pipe, US media reports.

John Jenkins, 39, is being held without bail for the death of Tammy Fox, 38, who died after her car veered off the road, striking a tree and parked cars.

A police investigation revealed three of the brake lines in the vehicle had been cut.

Mr Jenkins is scheduled to appear in court in September.

Pennsylvania state police did not respond to immediate requests for comment.

A witness cited in the criminal complaint said that Fox's car appeared to be travelling at approximately 50mph (80km/h) and that the car's brake lights flashed on and off just prior to the crash, the Scranton Times-Tribune reported.

She was pronounced dead at the Geisinger Community Medical Center in Scranton.

Court papers say Mr Jenkins and Fox were together the night before the accident.

Mr Jenkins told police Fox was "driving him crazy" looking for a pipe to smoke crack in, according to local media.

He reportedly told police that instead of going to the store to buy a pipe, he cut the brakes while trying to find a piece of metal to use.

Fox is survived by her five children, according to a GoFundMe fundraising page set up by her family.

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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45350266
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It's only a Darwin award if he eliminates his children and then kills himself or destroys his balls through stupidity. This is just a murder.
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They sell crack pipes in shitty convenience and liquor stores, hell I could walk down the street and get one at the store Obama's uncle works http://www.cnn.com/2011/POLITICS/08/29/o...index.html

They are little glass tubes they put roses in to claim they aren't crack pipes. Can't imagine they are much more than 5 bucks
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Too late for a darwin award, this pair of druggos already had FIVE KIDS.
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Crackheads aside, how do you decide to have FIVE kids? FIVE!!
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I don't buy it. Brake fluid is extremely toxic. Sure with a pair of tin snips or sheers he could make a crack pipe out of the metal tubing connected to the calipers in about 10m or less but it sounds dirty and inconvenient.

If you know enough to do that, you know it's going to fuck the cars break system up. He wanted his gf dead
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Thats what I'm saying Eugenics. Article mentions she was "driving him crazy" looking for pipe to smoke with. That dude was like alright honey I will try to make one, went under the car and was like "this will teach this crazy bitch".

Quote: (04-21-2014 04:47 AM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  
On the cool, she probably had at least one too many tortiillas, but the tetas was mas gorda, comprenede?
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Quote: (08-30-2018 03:12 PM)Alpha_Romeo Wrote:  

Well, that's pretty fucked up.

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US woman dies after boyfriend 'cut brakes to make crack pipe'

A Pennsylvania man has been charged with homicide after admitting to police he cut his girlfriend's brakes in order to make a crack pipe, US media reports.

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Fox is survived by her five children, according to a GoFundMe fundraising page set up by her family.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45350266

Anyone wanna take any guesses how many baby daddies she has? I'm gonna go with three.

We suffer more in our own minds than we do in reality.
-Seneca
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Quote: (08-30-2018 05:06 PM)Eugenics Wrote:  

I don't buy it. Brake fluid is extremely toxic. Sure with a pair of tin snips or sheers he could make a crack pipe out of the metal tubing connected to the calipers in about 10m or less but it sounds dirty and inconvenient.

If you know enough to do that, you know it's going to fuck the cars break system up. He wanted his gf dead

I agree - let's check for some life insurance policy or some other insane reason.
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