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Funniest Last Names You've Heard
#26

Funniest Last Names You've Heard

This is in Croatian, but "Zlo". Literally means "Evil".

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#27

Funniest Last Names You've Heard

Quote: (08-30-2018 12:57 PM)Sgt Donger Wrote:  

Funny last names are even in the news today: Woman with ‘rude’ last name blocked from social media

The girl in the article is named Natalie Weiner...she was blocked from creating a social media account because her surname was “offensive”.

Other worthy mentions in the article include:

Paul Gay
Steve Suconcock
Mike Dickman
Phillip Sporn
Ben Schmuck

This one should be filed under AI: One Victorian Little Bitch

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#28

Funniest Last Names You've Heard

"Snodgrass".
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#29

Funniest Last Names You've Heard

Russian adjectives often end in -skaya. For example, one of Moscow's streets is named Tverskaya after the historic city Tver.

I have a good snigger every time I see a girl with the surname "Slutskaya".


Also, not a last name, but the Russian version of the name "Simeon" gets screwed up in transliteration from Cyrillic to Latin script for printing on passports. Can you imagine the strange looks a man would face if his name was "Semen"?
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#30

Funniest Last Names You've Heard

Rowdy Negro (the real full name of a chubby white kid)
Hitler Mussolini (full name)
Assman
Charley Willard Horse Dick (full name)
Grossweiner
Peanisbreath
[Harold] Ballitch
Moysten-Cumming
Booty (2 brothers who were pro athletes: John-David in the NFL, and Josh in MLB)
Richie Incognito (NFL lineman)
Chris Weinke (NFL quarterback)
[David] Fales (NFL quarterback)
[Urban] Shocker (MLB pitcher)
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#31

Funniest Last Names You've Heard

The surname "Hoare" is quite popular here in Ireland. Quite fitting, actually.
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#32

Funniest Last Names You've Heard

From the Devon and Exeter Oath Rolls, 1723:

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Thomas Sucksbitch of Clyst St. George [Signed]
Silvester Sucksbitch of Clyst St. George [Signed]
Richard Suckbitch of Clyst St. George [Signed]

Also, Kills Enemy At Night (a real surname).
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#33

Funniest Last Names You've Heard

Anyone know I.P. Freely?
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#34

Funniest Last Names You've Heard

Quote: (08-31-2018 09:38 PM)JekyllAndHyde Wrote:  

Anyone know I.P. Freely?

Yeah, he hangs out with Mike Hunt, right?

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Funniest Last Names You've Heard

Quote: (08-31-2018 09:45 PM)louiebeans Wrote:  

Quote: (08-31-2018 09:38 PM)JekyllAndHyde Wrote:  

Anyone know I.P. Freely?

Yeah, he hangs out with Mike Hunt, right?

It was on the best-seller list:

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Funniest Last Names You've Heard





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#37

Funniest Last Names You've Heard

When I was in high school there was a local basketball player named Thaxter Arterberry. This is clearly an epic NBA name. Someone should have scooped him up.

“The greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents.”

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#38

Funniest Last Names You've Heard

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