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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii
08-22-2018, 10:08 AM
My thoughts and prayers are with Kona during this difficult time. May God bless him!
With God's help, I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
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08-22-2018, 10:26 AM
I feel sorry for any hurricane that has to face the powerful, ravaging, awe-inspiring nature of the might Kona. Given that Kona has already successfully beat a volcano, I don't give the hurricane much of a chance.
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii
08-22-2018, 11:21 AM
Let us not forget the North Korean missile attack. Hawaii has had a rough year!
Kona, I hope you've got enough Spam and Busch to see you through.
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08-22-2018, 11:52 AM
If Kona has any trouble, Madame Pele's owls will protect him.
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08-22-2018, 12:11 PM
Stay safe!
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08-22-2018, 12:50 PM
Local news reports that a generous man has opened an impromptu shelter for Hawaii's strippers.
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08-22-2018, 12:59 PM
(((Kona))) will be staying with family in Israel during the storm and living on a diet of bagels and lox.
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08-22-2018, 01:41 PM
* Laner buys stock in Spam and Busch beer.
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08-22-2018, 03:00 PM
Stay safe Kona!
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08-22-2018, 03:02 PM
Thanks for your concern and kind words everyone.
When the volcano first started, it convinced me that climate change is real. Case closed. Now this hurricane is gonna come and blow out the volcano.
So I know it's real and AL Gore is one smart white man. I'm just not sure if I should like it or not. Climate change cause problems, then climate change fixed them.
And yes, I have prepared and gotten all my emergency hurricane supplies together. Lotsa Busch Beer. The mass hysteria (((they))) created in the media forced everyone to go to Wal-Mart and stock up. Well that means less monitoring of the scan n' go self checkouts. I did pretty well.
I guess free stuff is another positive notch for climate change. I'm starting to like it.
Aloha!
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08-22-2018, 03:14 PM
Fuck! That won't be fun, I hope everyone stays safe, Kona if you need me to air drop spam and busch I'll be more than happy to!
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08-23-2018, 09:46 PM
It's starting to hurricane.
Everybody look out.
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii
08-24-2018, 02:39 AM
Good luck. See you on the other side.
What's the record number of busch beers consumed during a hurricane ?
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08-24-2018, 02:52 AM
Government volcano control and now government weather control.
They will stop at nothing to halt the manifest destiny of the pan Atlantantic Polynesian Empire.
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08-24-2018, 04:19 AM
It started then it stopped.
With all the hype over this this g I'm really pissed. If the rapture doesn't happen soon, lotsa other people are gonna be too.
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08-24-2018, 06:53 AM
Thoughts and prayers from South Africa.
This might not be the most appropriate place for this but can I get a comparison of Hawai vs. South East Asian beaches (particularly Thailand and Indonesia). I'm a massive beach fan and not sure if Hawai (when it settles down) is worth the trip.
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08-24-2018, 06:58 AM
Kona, we wish you luck. I realize it's very tedious individually taping down each blade of grass, but it will pay off when yours is the only lawn that survives.
Hidey-ho, RVFerinos!
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08-24-2018, 04:57 PM
Looks like the hurricane blew one of my rep points away.
Turn around don't drown.
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii
08-24-2018, 05:31 PM
Quote: (08-24-2018 04:57 PM)Kona Wrote:
Looks like the hurricane blew one of my rep points away.
Turn around don't drown.
Aloha!
No, that was me.
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