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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

After the volcano incidents earlier the great Hawaiian Polynesian ethnostate is facing another challenge.

The category 5 hurricane Lane is set to hit tomorrow.

https://www.npr.org/2018/08/22/640781503...category-5

I'm hoping that Konas bunker is fully stocked with bush beer so he can weather the storm then emerge from the storm safe and sound.

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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

My thoughts and prayers are with Kona during this difficult time. May God bless him!

With God's help, I'll conquer this terrible affliction.

By way of deception, thou shalt game women.

Diaboli virtus in lumbar est -The Devil's virtue is in his loins.
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

I feel sorry for any hurricane that has to face the powerful, ravaging, awe-inspiring nature of the might Kona. Given that Kona has already successfully beat a volcano, I don't give the hurricane much of a chance.
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

Let us not forget the North Korean missile attack. Hawaii has had a rough year!

Kona, I hope you've got enough Spam and Busch to see you through.
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

Hey, fellas, I got a live feed of Suits going out to talk to Kona on the beach right now:






Course it missed the part where he gunned down a bunch of kikes while wearing a Dick Nixon mask, but you can't get everything.

Remissas, discite, vivet.
God save us from people who mean well. -storm
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

If Kona has any trouble, Madame Pele's owls will protect him.
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

Stay safe!

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#8

[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

Local news reports that a generous man has opened an impromptu shelter for Hawaii's strippers.

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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

(((Kona))) will be staying with family in Israel during the storm and living on a diet of bagels and lox.

“There is no global anthem, no global currency, no certificate of global citizenship. We pledge allegiance to one flag, and that flag is the American flag!” -DJT
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

* Laner buys stock in Spam and Busch beer.
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

Most hurricanes we get here are slowed down a bit before hitting the mainland since there are islands in the way, but Hawaii is just going to get the full force of this sucker, currently at 155 MPH:

[Image: EP142018_5day_cone_with_line_and_wind_32.png]

It won't be a direct hit, but Lane has a large wind cone that can still do some damage.

http://www.prh.noaa.gov/cphc/tcpages/?pr...d=EP142018

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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

Stay safe Kona!

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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

Thanks for your concern and kind words everyone.

When the volcano first started, it convinced me that climate change is real. Case closed. Now this hurricane is gonna come and blow out the volcano.

So I know it's real and AL Gore is one smart white man. I'm just not sure if I should like it or not. Climate change cause problems, then climate change fixed them.

And yes, I have prepared and gotten all my emergency hurricane supplies together. Lotsa Busch Beer. The mass hysteria (((they))) created in the media forced everyone to go to Wal-Mart and stock up. Well that means less monitoring of the scan n' go self checkouts. I did pretty well.

I guess free stuff is another positive notch for climate change. I'm starting to like it.

Aloha!
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Well that means less monitoring of the scan n' go self checkouts.

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*looks up incidence of hurricanes in Croatia*

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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

Fuck! That won't be fun, I hope everyone stays safe, Kona if you need me to air drop spam and busch I'll be more than happy to!
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

It's starting to hurricane.

Everybody look out.

Aloha!
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

Good luck. See you on the other side.

What's the record number of busch beers consumed during a hurricane ?
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

Government volcano control and now government weather control.

They will stop at nothing to halt the manifest destiny of the pan Atlantantic Polynesian Empire.

The public will judge a man by what he lifts, but those close to him will judge him by what he carries.
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It started then it stopped.

With all the hype over this this g I'm really pissed. If the rapture doesn't happen soon, lotsa other people are gonna be too.

Aloha!
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Sure would like to have a little pad in Hawaii.



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Thoughts and prayers from South Africa.

This might not be the most appropriate place for this but can I get a comparison of Hawai vs. South East Asian beaches (particularly Thailand and Indonesia). I'm a massive beach fan and not sure if Hawai (when it settles down) is worth the trip.
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

Kona, we wish you luck. I realize it's very tedious individually taping down each blade of grass, but it will pay off when yours is the only lawn that survives.

Hidey-ho, RVFerinos!
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

Quote: (08-24-2018 06:58 AM)Jetset Wrote:  

Kona, we wish you luck. I realize it's very tedious individually taping down each blade of grass, but it will pay off when yours is the only lawn that survives.

Staple Gun.
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

Looks like the hurricane blew one of my rep points away.

Turn around don't drown.

Aloha!
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[Pray for Kona] impending destruction of Hawaii

Quote: (08-24-2018 04:57 PM)Kona Wrote:  

Looks like the hurricane blew one of my rep points away.

Turn around don't drown.

Aloha!

No, that was me.

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