[IveBeenFramed]

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/08/2...ith-trees/

Quote:

A recently published academic article examines “exosexuals’ encounters with the natural environment.”
In a new academic piece published in the journal Feminist Theory, Professor Lauran Whitworth of St. Mary’s College of Maryland defines the increasingly popular term “ecosexual.”

“1. A person that finds nature sensual, sexy. 2. A new sexual identity. 3: Person who takes the Earth as their lover,” she wrote. In another paragraph, Whitworth explains that while some environmentalists encourage the use of environmentally-friendly sex products such as fair trade condoms and chemical-free lubricants, “ecosexuals” take it a step further by encouraging sex with “nature itself.”

Whitworth includes a description of one “ecosexual” individual’s first sexual encounter with a redwood tree at Yosemite National Park.

In the spirit of carnival, ecosexuality embraces degradation and decomposition. Sprinkle describes her first encounter with redwood trees at Yosemite National Park: ‘I loved the scent of the trunk, like vanilla mixed with soil. I have a strong memory of coming across a redwood that had fallen over from a storm. I walked around off the trail and peeked at its freshly exposed roots. So soft, so sensuous, so sexy! I had to touch them.’

In a particularly bizarre portion of the piece, Whitworth writes about how defecating outside is a form of “ecosexuality.” According to her, “ecosexuality celebrates the carnal and grotesque, particularly in some of its campiest moments.”

Breitbart News has reported on “ecosexuals” throughout their rise in popularity in feminist circles. In November 2016, Breitbart News reported that “ecosexuals” were masturbating under waterfalls and trees to save the planet. In September 2017, Breitbart News reported that a UC Santa Cruz professor was encouraging her students to have sex with the earth in order to preserve it. In April 2018, Breitbart News reported on a University of Michigan professor that wrote about the importance of “talking erotically to plants.”

[Cr33pin]

Hippies have evolved from tree huggin to tree pluggin

[Mage]

In the dawning leftist Kali-Yuga any degradation is celebrated, sex with same sex, children, corpses, animals, plants, mushrooms, objects animate and inanimate - all this will be glorified, only the truly natural sex between man and woman is always a rape.

[debeguiled]

Fuck For Forest has been way ahead of everyone when it comes to ecophilia porn, boning the woods since 2004.

https://www.fuckforforest.com/page/about/

Quote:

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Ecophilia; “The intense erotic urge to save nature. Or the feeling of sexual excitement when nature is protected.” It could also be those special people - who like to put their cock up holes of trees, or rub their moist vaginas on branches. But that is just the perverts, or?

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[Kona]

I'm gonna go out on a limb (get it!) And say most of this tree sex happens in or around Seattle and Portland.

Aloha!

[debeguiled]

(08-21-2018 03:00 PM)Kona Wrote:  

I'm gonna go out on a limb (get it!) And say most of this tree sex happens in or around Seattle and Portland.

Aloha!

So the guy on this forum who is most obsessed with having particular vegetative aspects of his life tailored exactly to his personal taste suddenly wants to talk about weirdos in other places?

Whip me with a weed whacker.

[Johnnyvee]

I can relate to getting aroused by being out in nature. However, I still require a vagina for sexual satisfaction. Can a tree be raped btw? This opens up a whole new category of grievance politics. I can see the headlines already; Teenage spruce raped by leftist college professors. #TreeToo

[Marmite]

How exactly does a tree consent to sex?

[Tiger Man]

If it's any consolation, among all but the most liberal/leftist/communist/progressive professors, most of us laugh at people like this. They can't be taken seriously. I am talking as much about the author of the paper as the people she is describing.

[scotian]

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[Mr. D]

I’d say ”fuck this gay Earth”, but some might take it a bit too seriously...

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

I interpret "ecosexual" as a woman whose vagina is so thoroughly diseased and grimy that there are plants growing out of it.

Note: yeast infections are composed of fungi so they don't count.

[balybary]

An ecosexual professor enjoying a facial, ok I get it:



But you need a degree in ecosexual studies to get this one:

[Cr33pin]

(08-21-2018 03:20 PM)Johnnyvee Wrote:  

I can relate to getting aroused by being out in nature. However, I still require a vagina for sexual satisfaction. Can a tree be raped btw? This opens up a whole new category of grievance politics. I can see the headlines already; Teenage spruce raped by leftist college professors. #TreeToo

#TreeToo

[DJ-Matt]

I've located a picture of the professor:

[BortimusPrime]

To be honest Breitbart is really barking up the wrong tree with this one, ecosexuals are just a tiny splinter group from normal environmentalists. I mean, who hasn't at one time or another gotten wood at the thought of pegging a nice tight aspen, pined for a nice willowy figure, or had to block out constant erotic thoughts of a nice thick oak. More junk in the trunk is always better, I say.

[Dulceácido]

When I first saw "ecosexual" the only thing that popped into my head was banging a dirty hippy chick in the back of a Prius hybrid.

[debeguiled]

(08-21-2018 03:37 PM)balybary Wrote:  

An ecosexual professor enjoying a facial, ok I get it:



But you need a degree in ecosexual studies to get this one:

Don't even want to know the search terms for this.

[balybary]

[Johnnyvee]

None of this would happen if universities had focused on the STEM fields only

[debeguiled]

(08-21-2018 04:19 PM)Johnnyvee Wrote:  

None of this would happen if universities had focused on the STEM fields only

At least in botany, there is no escape.

[IveBeenFramed]

(08-21-2018 03:00 PM)Kona Wrote:  

I'm gonna go out on a limb (get it!) And say most of this tree sex happens in or around Seattle and Portland.

Aloha!

I don't think they're trying to have sex with your lawn, dude.

[realologist]

WG(Would Groot)

[IveBeenFramed]

(08-21-2018 03:00 PM)Kona Wrote:  

I'm gonna go out on a limb (get it!) And say most of this tree sex happens in or around Seattle and Portland.

Aloha!

I don't think they're trying to have sex with your lawn, dude.

[The Lizard of Oz]

This scene from one of the greatest horror films of all time gives a more accurate representation of what we can and should expect from "nature":