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Study: More ‘Ecosexual’ Professors Are Having Sex with Trees
08-22-2018, 01:16 AM
After fucking dogs and marrying themselves women can't find nothing else to do than fucking trees... And they want you to believe that they're too clever for men ?
‘Best sex ever’. Emma McCabe plans to marry a tree named Tim
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I can relate to getting aroused by being out in nature. However, I still require a vagina for sexual satisfaction.
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Study: More ‘Ecosexual’ Professors Are Having Sex with Trees
08-22-2018, 01:28 AM
I don’t think I’ll ever know how many brain cells I lost reading this.
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Study: More ‘Ecosexual’ Professors Are Having Sex with Trees
08-22-2018, 06:33 AM
"Eco-sexuals" aye?
Some folk really go out on a limb...
Guess that is one branch of the human family tree that won't plant any roots...
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Study: More ‘Ecosexual’ Professors Are Having Sex with Trees
08-22-2018, 08:40 AM
Forest Bump is hard to fathom in Jungle Whorefare
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Study: More ‘Ecosexual’ Professors Are Having Sex with Trees
08-22-2018, 09:39 AM
I'll tolerate anyone in this thread who says they're a grower, not a shower, but the first motherfucker who talks about morning wood is getting a pack of neutral reps.
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Study: More ‘Ecosexual’ Professors Are Having Sex with Trees
08-22-2018, 10:40 AM
Southpark will have fun with this
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Study: More ‘Ecosexual’ Professors Are Having Sex with Trees
08-22-2018, 11:59 AM
Quote: (08-22-2018 09:39 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:
I'll tolerate anyone in this thread who says they're a grower, not a shower, but the first motherfucker who talks about morning wood is getting a pack of neutral reps.
This isn't funny. I stand by members of the plant world at risk.
Protect virgin forests from the predations of old growth.
And do I need to mention that includes the grooming of lawns?
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Study: More ‘Ecosexual’ Professors Are Having Sex with Trees
08-25-2018, 01:03 AM
New meaning to the term 'wood'.
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Study: More ‘Ecosexual’ Professors Are Having Sex with Trees
08-25-2018, 03:50 AM
This sort of thing has been going on for years...One of my first sexual experiences was with a Rock-melon, I think in USA you call them Cantaloupes.
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Study: More ‘Ecosexual’ Professors Are Having Sex with Trees
08-25-2018, 04:01 PM
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