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08-11-2018, 09:11 PM
In all fairness to the soy boy, the beast outweighed him by about 50 pounds. He needs to hit the gym and build some solid muscle.
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08-11-2018, 09:14 PM
That's embarrassing. If that were me, I'd die of shame.
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08-11-2018, 09:17 PM
The guy looks like he may have some muscle and have an athletic build. He could have been blackout drunk as well.
The floor could also have been severely slippery.
Yes i could take that fat bitch both drunk and sober and not even break a sweat.
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08-11-2018, 09:24 PM
Would bang after a dozen beers.
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08-11-2018, 09:38 PM
Those two guys have terrible footing (see the other guy at the back getting harassed by the fat chick's fat friend), that's why they get thrown around so easily. They look like they've never trained in any combat in their entire lives.
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08-11-2018, 09:47 PM
That's what I was gonna point out.
Watch closely how he tries to get up. He's doing it the exact opposite of the way that you're supposed to do it in a fight where you keep the rear point of contact braced and pop up using an arm to guard.
Guy's also probably wasted off his ass.
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08-11-2018, 09:56 PM
Either dude had fake muscles or he's drunk, otherwise no excuse for that pathetic showing.
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08-11-2018, 10:33 PM
That guy looks drunk. One good punch to the land whale's face and she's out cold. Seriously, a 150 lb guy who knows how to punch would take her out quickly
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08-12-2018, 12:36 AM
He has to be drunk, and probably trying to get away from her rather than fight back.
I love the black guy at the back laughing his guts out, that would be me!
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08-12-2018, 12:53 AM
The biggest problems when facing an enraged girl looking to fight are the knowledge that you'll probably be arrested if you fight back, and that most men have a natural and societal aversion to hitting a girl. That makes guys just try to get away rather than attack. When she comes across someone who doesn't care about the optics of beating up a girl, she's gonna get lit up.
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08-12-2018, 12:55 AM
Wb am drunk tho
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08-12-2018, 01:27 AM
Is fighting in McDonald's the hot new trend?
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08-12-2018, 01:44 AM
Was a bit disappointed. Expected a large wild animal or a killer robot but instead got a run-of-the-mill ham beast.
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08-12-2018, 01:44 AM
Hard to see context there, the guy looks in decent shape. It looks like it's been intentionally edited to skip his feet just prior to the first throw.
The next two are the chick pushing with momentum, and his lack of balance makes me think he's drunk.
Still in regards to beating her, with that conditioning, she would get gassed in 30-40 seconds, and she still has female bones.
Good footwork and she has a busted nose within 20 seconds.
If she won't leave it there and she still wants to man up, it's heading towards busted eyes 30 seconds later.
Your biggest issue is white knights stopping you from treating her like an equal.
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08-12-2018, 02:32 AM
I wouldn't call those men muscular or athletic. At best they are captains upperbodies. I suspect they are numales wearing those tight jeans on their thin legs and squeezing their balls.
I have been in a similar situation where about six similarly shaped (short, low center gravity and seriously overweight) mixed gender ticket conductors tried to push me back in the bus to make me pay the penalty. (Socialists own public transportation I my country so in the rare cases I use it, I usually ride without ticket). I promptly pushed them all out of my way and escaped despite being pushed, pulled and grabbed myself. One of them also had pepper spray, that I dodged, only the peripheral cloud landed on me. So am pretty confident I would stand upright against any McDonalds beast. I attribute this to my few years of experience with martial arts, and knowing basics of footwork and stance and to me doing squats with moderate weights. I think every man should have similar background, not everybody needs o lift and train in martial arts, but merely having a little experience in these things should be enough to make you unpushable by untrained individuals.
As for this video - the hambeast only has one shoe. It's interesting - what happened before and how she lost it?
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08-12-2018, 04:47 AM
The secret to these meatballs is keeping your distance if you're a small guy and throwing 1-2 combos at their bellies and round house kicks to their lower legs. Retreat and repeat.