[Roardog]

(08-12-2018 11:21 PM)Tiger Man Wrote:  

Surfboards trump several other sub-categories of small-breasted women. Have you ever had a woman who had what would be an A (or sometimes B) cup but it has no perkiness? Like, its just drooping off of her frame. That is a thing to behold.

Also, I have you beat. When I was in eighth grade, I had a girl show me her tits and they were inverted. She had nothing to speak of going on anyway, but she had heavily inverted nipples. I didn't know what to do, so I just said "cool" and we parted ways. She went to an all girls prep school that was affiliated with my school and she picked up the nickname "nega-tits" after Sophomore Homecoming. I assume she subsequently developed BDD and got massive breast implants, but, in truth, we lost touch.

I don't mind inverted nipples as they pop out once a girl gets turned on. First time I came across a girl with them in my early 20's I was like WTF, as I didn't know it was a thing, but since then I've come across it a couple more times and it's fine.

[MMM]

"I said I was going to bang this chick and bang her I will".

Spoken like a champ.

[Dasein]

Flat is fantastic in my opinion.

Really, one thing that people do not emphasize enough is that you should always play to your unpopular tastes.

I like flat chicks. Most men don't. That means that the girls that I view as a 10 are another man's 7. So, I can get an enormous discount on them, because there is less competition for them. Obviously, you cannot limit your game to easy pickings, but it really helps to pick one or two things that are huge turn-offs for other men that you do not care about-- if you're looking for value.

The thing is, they have to have a really girly ass. Or something extremely feminine. Usually the hot ones are overly feminine to compensate. Which is great.

[MMM]

Team flat. I'm banging a super busty woman with crazy curves. If she's in the right outfit, she is a head turner. But in bed, all of that just feels like "in the way flesh." A quality problem, I know. To my surprise, I'm not digging it as much as I thought. I'd prefer a trimmer, more athletic body. I'd probably prefer thin and flat over her.

[RawGod]

I've had my share of surfboard ladies. No hate - we've all got what we've got. If I was stuck with a flat girl as my one and only, it would be tough, but variety being the spice of life, it's just another spice.

[Heart Break Kid]

Fucked a flat chick yesterday, welcome to Asia.


Not my thing, but I'm a fan of variety.

[nomadbrah]

Completely flat is weird got to say, at least got to have some juicy nipples.

I saw a girl who was completely flat at the gym yesterday, but she had a fantastic round ass. It's not like she had a masculine upper body either, everything was clearly all woman, but she just had no tits. It's a conundrum. I figure if you're an assman you can punch above your weight in such cases.

[RedPillUK]

My neighbour is really skinny and completely flat, no ass or tits at all. Probably because she's a vegetarian. One day she leaned forward to pour me a cup of coffee and her t shirt fell forwards a little (as she has no tits the shirt was a little baggy). I got a very good view of her flat chest as she wasn't wearing a bra either. It was literally just nice pink nipples but no chest at all.

I obviously could be pursuing this girl but I just decided I didn't want to after that. It might be fun anyway she is really skinny but I have enough going on I don't feel it is worth it for me right now.