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No one ever called my Land Rover Discovery II gay.
It was a beast of off-roading and an adventure machine. You could drive this thing to hell and back, go through giant puddles, on highways, sandpits, in snow, through mountains, you name it. Drive anywhere; do fun stuff. Discovery II's are the shit. I'm not into Ranger Rovers or anything "luxury." If you seal the engine on a Disco II, you can drive that thing into the ground (they have overheating problems, and issues with the head gaskets. Easy fixes.)
Mine only died after being in a car accident that nearly killed me.
How someone misses a giant fucking green Land Rover in a city, with a fucking snorkel, I will never know, yet I digress...
What's funny is I stored all my camping gear in the back. We're talking like $5k worth of tents, panchos, sleeping bags, ratchet straps, headlamps, MREs, lifejackets, fire starter, axes, flashlights, water bottles, camelbaks, tarps, fishing poles, a portable grill, batteries, Kindle for good measure, construction speaker, and several pairs of boots (I own more pairs of boots than any straight man should. Don't judge me.) My camping gear is worth more than the car was.
A homeless person could live off my gear for at least a month. Even longer if they could find food.
Yet no one ever broke into it. Ever.
My Honda Civic? Broken into more times than I can count. My radio stolen. My tires stolen. My onions stolen.
I bought my Civic for $15k, too. It was purchased when I first bought it -- I remember I picked up a client the first week of owning it, and he was like "Wow, this isn't a car you drive, this is a car that drives you..." After a few years of city living, you would have thought I picked it up for $500 at a junk yard. I was also stuck paying off the loan on it, even after it was basically no longer drivable. That sucked.
The point of the Rover came down to lifestyle. I could hop into my car on any given day and just drive into the woods, or wherever. No one ever broke into it, vandalized it, etc. And women loved it. All it took was some basic improvements and a nice stereo system. People thought it was a $50k car.
I think Land Rover Discoveries are great cars if you're into an active lifestyle. Cheap, too. Just gotta do some basic improvements.