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What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?
#51

What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?

One didn't show enough concern when I got (electric) shocked pretty bad.

One was a FB with a great ass who would just come over and have sex, then leave. However, she could never remember where my place was so I had to explain how to get there to the taxi drivers every time. After that happened for about the 10th time I couldn't take the stupidity anymore.

I also stopped talking to about 10 girls one year because Christmas was coming up.
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#52

What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?

Wouldn't let me raw dog

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#53

What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?

Quote: (06-09-2018 11:05 AM)robreke Wrote:  

Wouldn't let me raw dog

That aint petty...thats downright bordering on criminal

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#54

What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?

I once had this fine ass yoga teacher I was banging regularly. She was really pretty sweet, had an incredibly toned yet feminine, svelte body. Beautiful face too. The only problem was

[Image: inverted-nipple-close-up.jpg]


Yep...innie nipples. Really nice titties but she had inverted nipples (Ive encountered this several times).

Now usually when you suck on innie nips they pop out and be like normal looking ones.

At the end when I thought to myself "Just once Id like to have these goddam nipples ready to go right out of the gate" ...thats when I knew the "relationship" had run its course.

_______________________________________
- Does She Have The "Happy Gene" ?
-Inversion Therapy
-Let's lead by example


"Leap, and the net will appear". John Burroughs

"The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure."
Joseph Campbell
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#55

What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?

Quote: (06-09-2018 11:21 AM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

I once had this fine ass yoga teacher I was banging regularly. She was really pretty sweet, had an incredibly toned yet feminine, svelte body. Beautiful face too. The only problem was

[Image: inverted-nipple-close-up.jpg]


Yep...innie nipples. Really nice titties but she had inverted nipples (Ive encountered this several times).

Now usually when you suck on innie nips they pop out and be like normal looking ones.

At the end when I thought to myself "Just once Id like to have these goddam nipples ready to go right out of the gate" ...thats when I knew the "relationship" had run its course.

Man.. I love innie nips! Something innocent and sweet about them

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#56

What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?

She was in the navy.
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#57

What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?

A few examples:

- Always horny and jumping on me but never wet enough. I got tired of the dry fucking.

- A sweet girl I liked a lot couldn't handle being pounded as her pussy was too small.

- Started screaming "fuck yeah" like a porn star two seconds after I put my dick in her. I'm not having any fake shit going on get out of here. Didn't even finish.

- Had a boob job to try to get me into an LTR. It was so badly done I dumped her.

- Came to my place uninvited. Wouldn't let me lick her pussy so I told her to get out.
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#58

What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?

Quote: (06-09-2018 11:21 AM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

I once had this fine ass yoga teacher I was banging regularly. She was really pretty sweet, had an incredibly toned yet feminine, svelte body. Beautiful face too. The only problem was

[Image: inverted-nipple-close-up.jpg]


Yep...innie nipples. Really nice titties but she had inverted nipples (Ive encountered this several times).

Now usually when you suck on innie nips they pop out and be like normal looking ones.

At the end when I thought to myself "Just once Id like to have these goddam nipples ready to go right out of the gate" ...thats when I knew the "relationship" had run its course.

that's a nice-looking titty regardless
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#59

What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?

Quote: (06-10-2018 03:34 PM)Avadhuta Wrote:  

- Started screaming "fuck yeah" like a porn star two seconds after I put my dick in her. I'm not having any fake shit going on get out of here. Didn't even finish.

This is probably the single most fucking annoying behaviour a girl can have.
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#60

What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?

Quote: (06-09-2018 11:21 AM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

I once had this fine ass yoga teacher I was banging regularly. She was really pretty sweet, had an incredibly toned yet feminine, svelte body. Beautiful face too. The only problem was

[Image: inverted-nipple-close-up.jpg]


Yep...innie nipples. Really nice titties but she had inverted nipples (Ive encountered this several times).

Now usually when you suck on innie nips they pop out and be like normal looking ones.

At the end when I thought to myself "Just once Id like to have these goddam nipples ready to go right out of the gate" ...thats when I knew the "relationship" had run its course.

As a breast man.. def a deal breaker.

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#61

What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?

Her pussy was too shallow / had a weird angle. Nothing worse then not being able to fuck her doggy because it hurts her too much.
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#62

What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?

Quote: (06-10-2018 05:25 PM)bluemarvel Wrote:  

Quote: (06-09-2018 11:21 AM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

I once had this fine ass yoga teacher I was banging regularly. She was really pretty sweet, had an incredibly toned yet feminine, svelte body. Beautiful face too. The only problem was

[Image: inverted-nipple-close-up.jpg]


Yep...innie nipples. Really nice titties but she had inverted nipples (Ive encountered this several times).

Now usually when you suck on innie nips they pop out and be like normal looking ones.

At the end when I thought to myself "Just once Id like to have these goddam nipples ready to go right out of the gate" ...thats when I knew the "relationship" had run its course.

that's a nice-looking titty regardless

Thats the thing. It is an otherwise nice looking funbag.

But its like driving a brand new Ferrari with a rainbow bumper sticker on it. Eventually you get tired of explaining it away

_______________________________________
- Does She Have The "Happy Gene" ?
-Inversion Therapy
-Let's lead by example


"Leap, and the net will appear". John Burroughs

"The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure."
Joseph Campbell
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#63

What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?

I see lots of valid reasons. I broke with many girls for “no reason”. One that i really liked a lot.

I think part of it was to just force me to move on.
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#64

What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?

Girl from Kazakhstan, with a smoking hot body, but so-so face had really bad morning breath. Banged her for about two weeks before I couldn't take it anymore and stopped calling her.
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#65

What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?

Well, I got a girl to break up with me.

I stopped talking to her when she asked for my amazon prime account.

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#66

What's The Pettiest Reason You Broke It Off With A Girl?

Bad odors from one of her holes. I can tolerate just about anything else.
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