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The morel pussy
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The morel pussy

After the insightful discussion we had upon shaved vs bushy pussies and basically everybody agreed on bushy = disgusting, it occurred to me, that there is an even more nasty phenomenon when it comes to pussies, the meaty pussy which I personally like to refer to as "morel pussy".

There is nothing more disgusting than those curtain-like, beefy, xxl-pussy lips. They are an absolute dealbreaker, even if the chick they belong to is a 7+. I cant and wont deal with this shit. How about you guys?
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I've never given more than a brief glance down there before getting to business (at least, the first time with her). If it could be a serious dealbreaker, why don't you just not look? Get her to slip you in, etc.
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I would strongly disagree. Long meat curtains would make me more likely to shag a 6 than just play with her tits. As long as there's no smell. You should try going down on a flappy puss. Good fun [Image: banana.gif]
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Nah, a former fuckbuddy of mine had a beefy pussy and it wasnt fun at all. Just dont dig it. Also, you cant ignore it, when fingering her. Nevertheless, its interesting to know that some guys apparently like some extra meat down there. I thought that nobody does, the internet is so enlightening...
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I haven't encounter many long-lipped pussies but one long-term fuckbuddy that did have one was an absolute freak. I never did oral with her but she was down for whatever. Loved to give head and was wet everytime we went out. She said the lips rubbed together a lot and that constant stimulation kept her superhorny. She actually wanted to fuck more than I did (which is saying a lot.) This girl was south american so I'm sure that had something to do with it. Its not a negative or positive trait in my view, just natural variety. Still, I'm curious are there any countries that are known to have more women built like this or is it completely random?

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Quote: (09-19-2011 10:19 AM)BoiBoi Wrote:  

Nah, a former fuckbuddy of mine had a beefy pussy and it wasnt fun at all. Just dont dig it. Also, you cant ignore it, when fingering her. Nevertheless, its interesting to know that some guys apparently like some extra meat down there. I thought that nobody does, the internet is so enlightening...

Everyone has different tastes and preferences, you shouldn't be so quick to make those kinds of assumptions.

Vice-Captain - #TeamWaitAndSee
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Quote: (09-19-2011 03:02 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

Quote: (09-19-2011 10:19 AM)BoiBoi Wrote:  

Nah, a former fuckbuddy of mine had a beefy pussy and it wasnt fun at all. Just dont dig it. Also, you cant ignore it, when fingering her. Nevertheless, its interesting to know that some guys apparently like some extra meat down there. I thought that nobody does, the internet is so enlightening...

Everyone has different tastes and preferences, you shouldn't be so quick to make those kinds of assumptions.

Yeah, your right. Its just that I have discussed the issue with a lot of guys and everybody preferred the more "subtle" kind of pussy.


Quote: (09-19-2011 02:58 PM)azulsombra Wrote:  

Still, I'm curious are there any countries that are known to have more women built like this or is it completely random?

Now that you mention it, I have seen 2 really beefy pussies and both belonged to polish girls. But than again, Ive seen like maybe 5-6 polish pussies and the rest of them were "normal". Maybe Roosh can give us his take on the matter, since in poland right now.
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From what I've seen black women have moderate to large curtains. They also get wet fairly easily. The indian women I've been with had almost nonexistent flaps and required a bit more effort to moisten up. I've not been with any white or mixed race women, but some of the porn I've seen suggests European women have nice flappy pussies. Could it be an evolutionary thing?
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http://www.rooshv.com/30-types-of-pussy

Enjoy

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Nothing wrong with a fat pussy. Some of y'all are more picky than my hoes.
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Quote: (09-19-2011 07:40 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

http://www.rooshv.com/30-types-of-pussy

Enjoy

Nice link Gmac! Pussies like no. 18 or 28 are just the nasty kind of morel pussy Im talking about.
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#12

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Pussy's pussy. As long as its clean, kempt, and attached to an attractive body why knock it?

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I love big pussy lips. Love love love. That's all I can say or this reply will turn X-rated.
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Seems as if Im one of the few who gives a crap about what a pussy looks like. Interessting, maybe I should work on my attitude and care less, but then again, I cant, its kind of an innate property, I assume. Like Schopenhauer said, "A man can do what he wants, but cant want what he wants."
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Quote: (09-21-2011 09:44 AM)BoiBoi Wrote:  

Seems as if Im one of the few who gives a crap about what a pussy looks like. Interessting, maybe I should work on my attitude and care less, but then again, I cant, its kind of an innate property, I assume. Like Schopenhauer said, "A man can do what he wants, but cant want what he wants."

If we all liked the same shit there'd be real long lines at just a few places.

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Quote: (09-19-2011 02:58 PM)azulsombra Wrote:  

I haven't encounter many long-lipped pussies but one long-term fuckbuddy that did have one was an absolute freak. I never did oral with her but she was down for whatever. Loved to give head and was wet everytime we went out. She said the lips rubbed together a lot and that constant stimulation kept her superhorny. She actually wanted to fuck more than I did (which is saying a lot.) This girl was south american so I'm sure that had something to do with it. Its not a negative or positive trait in my view, just natural variety. Still, I'm curious are there any countries that are known to have more women built like this or is it completely random?

In the West you occasionally get naturally elongated lips and swollen clits. In Africa especially Uganda,Rwanda, Burundi and Tanzania (NOT KENYA!)there is a tradition of labial and clitoral elongation. It looks weird at first. Think of a tiny hairless baby bat or a deformed butterfly. But those bitches are the best! They squirt easily and can soak the mattress.
The largest clit I saw was 2 inches on a Tutsi while the labia were at least 4 inches.
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Quote: (09-26-2011 09:41 AM)afronoob Wrote:  

Think of a tiny hairless baby bat or a deformed butterfly. But those bitches are the best!

Damn, thats some funny looking pundai! U made my day afro.
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Quote: (09-26-2011 01:24 PM)BoiBoi Wrote:  

Quote: (09-26-2011 09:41 AM)afronoob Wrote:  

Think of a tiny hairless baby bat or a deformed butterfly. But those bitches are the best!

Damn, thats some funny looking pundai! U made my day afro.

Thanks! Just for you here's a photo. An EE model,maybe Ukrainian. She could have been born with them or elongated them artificially;though the latter in Africa are often twice as long.
[Image: 96025403332154190112.jpg]
But be careful,seeing as how dudes feel its mandatory to go downtown-SHE WILL SQUIRT IN YOUR EYE! You've been warned.Carry on.
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