[colblionel]

I’m trying to figure out my best option for potentially getting laid out tonight.

I can either go out in the college town where I live 8 min up the street with uber

Or I can go downtime which is a 20-25 min uber drive.

Here’s the thing though which demographic is going to be the most lonely and desperate tonight going out.

On the one had you have college kids while on the other you have working professionals. Which one is going to be the easiest to lay up tonight. The lonely student or the lonely office worker?

[coverdoc]

Depends, if you have a huge grad student population then go that way. Undergrad sluts don’t really care to much about not having a valentine. Still young mindset, more friends single so solidarity in that. Grad school hoes have more friends newly married, in serious relationships, so more likely to feel the sting of being single on such a “glamorous” day. And a better option because in my opinion professional single hoes have had many years to grow aclimated to the feeling of being without a valentine so more likely to see it as just another day.

Otherwise If large undergrad pop then just go with professional singles: so grad students> professionals>Undergrads

P.S. go to grocery store and get a bouquet of roses for like $12. Walk into a bar/lounge. Scope it out. Once you see a single chica, go to car, get one rose(only one since you’ll be opening bitches all night ?) and give it to her. Will make for a great opener.

Cheers!

-CD

[colblionel]

Downtown it is!