[Gorgonzola]

I was banging one chick and thoughtthere was cum on my pillow a few times. After a few nights I learned that she had a drooling problem ?

[Rocha]

Not sure if it is a sleeping habit, but the other day I slept with a Brazilian illegal slut, and woke up with 3 cops around my bed and no sign of her.
Apparently she woke up and did not found her purse, so she called the cops and wandered around my building (leaving my apartment door open) telling people she had been robbed by that guy of the "x" floor....I ask the cops if I can put some pants and shirt, and dress up in front of them, I go with them to my living room, when other cop show's up with her, and she proceeds to ask me for her purse, of which I just point to some furniture where on the top of it is her purse....

The cops then ask what happened and how was our night, and how she ended up there at my place, I told them the true that I just met her in a bar, then we went clubbing and then straight my place, but I pointed that sex did not happened (I was drunk as fuck and just crashed after getting home). After that they proceed to ask for my documents and identify me to take note of the occurrence, then they do the same to her.... stupid bitch does not have documents on her - and on top of that she is an illegal alien, that she admitted to to them- the cops then tell her that she has two options, or calls someone to bring her documents or she has to go to the police station. Stupid slut then starts to cry telling them cops they can't do that to her, because she is going to be deported back to Brazil (seems she was re-incident in overstaying), out of pity I lent her my phone charger since her phone ran out of battery in the meanwhile, but to no avail...no one was answering on the other side to bring her the documents...then I notice she was wearing some flip flops that I did not recall, and her tennis shoes where laying in the living room floor, I ask from who are those flip flops, she says it's from girl neighbor in the floor below (I wonder what she must think of me...crazy Russian and Brazilian woman every weekend at my place...), then as the cops proceed to escort her to the station and leave my place I tell her to give back the flip flops to my neighbor, and the cops say "Mr.Rocha, we would not have gone inside if the door was not open, sorry for the situation, and have a nice day...as far as possible", I tell them "No problem Mr. Officers, have also a nice working day too".

Haven't heard of her since then, or she ran a train on the cops who where all young guys, or...well....I guess maybe she just had to go back

[Nonpareil]

(11-14-2017 07:21 PM)Conscious Pirate Wrote:  

Since I took the Red Pill & started down the self improvement route the strangest thing I've noticed is their habit of sleeping through half the fucking day.

It wasn't a problem for me in my blue pill days, actually back then, the shoe was well on the other foot.

If you bang a girl and have to leave the next day for work but say 'You can just chill out around the house'*, probably 9 times out of ten when you get back and ask what she did 'oh, I just slept and watched tv.'

Don't get me wrong, when time permits I like my mid afternoon (any time after noon, never later than 3) naps, but really...what do you girls do with your lives?

*: Never do this with girls from a western country. Keep no cash in the house, stash any valuables (laptops etc.,) up high, any 'trophies' (panties, earrings) disposed of or well hidden.

I've had girls give me the business because 'you didn't hold me in your sleep!'. Girl, you're jittery as fuck, you hog the blanket, you're sweaty cause you just rode my dick like secretariat, you have zero compunction waking me up so now we both can't sleep and I get a face full of your hair.

I prefer the Tomas method myself: come over, bang, leave, if not I don't mind being a road warrior.

[cascadecombo]

when they sleep with their eyes halfway open.

Never could tell if they were faking it or actually asleep.

[MongolianAbroad]

(11-14-2017 04:59 PM)Kona Wrote:  

If you sleep with a lot of Asians, mainly Japanese sometimes Korean (south), you will come across some that want to sleep with your penis in their mouths.

I'm not sure of the origin of this, but I bet it dates back to the colonial or Meiji days or something. Traditions are important to these people.

You'd think this would be great but after a few times it just really leads to discomfort. It's just kind of odd.

Aloha!

Especially if she grinds her teeth...

[Sombro]

I have a plate I can bang, but not go to sleep with.
I sleep in a separate room, with earplugs.
And I can still hear her snore.

[King of Monkeys]

(11-14-2017 10:57 PM)Spaniard88 Wrote:  

(11-14-2017 04:59 PM)Kona Wrote:  

If you sleep with a lot of Asians, mainly Japanese sometimes Korean (south), you will come across some that want to sleep with your penis in their mouths.

I'm not sure of the origin of this, but I bet it dates back to the colonial or Meiji days or something. Traditions are important to these people.

You'd think this would be great but after a few times it just really leads to discomfort. It's just kind of odd.

Aloha!

Especially if she grinds her teeth...

[Windom Earle]

My girlfriend fell asleep on my couch on the weekend. Her eyes were still slightly open though. Made me feel guilty/paranoid as I was texting other chicks.

[Veloce]

Add about 5 inches and this is accurate.

In all seriousness I just had my first fight with my current gf over this very thing. I woke up in the middle of the night pushed to the edge of the bed with zero blankets on top of me. I get pissed when I'm woken up abruptly or prematurely so I exclaimed, "What the fuck?!" and shoved her to her side. I could have been nicer about it and it turned into a 2 day fight, but whatever.

Every girl I bang or date is fairly petite. This one's about 5'8" and 115lbs but somehow she manages to situate herself dead center of my queen bed. I don't mind it too bad since she also has an appreciation for early morning bangs (I love them, like 5am) and there are worse things than waking up to her hands massaging my dick or blowing me.

[Conscious Pirate]

(11-14-2017 10:07 PM)Nonpareil Wrote:  

(11-14-2017 07:21 PM)Conscious Pirate Wrote:  

Since I took the Red Pill & started down the self improvement route the strangest thing I've noticed is their habit of sleeping through half the fucking day.

It wasn't a problem for me in my blue pill days, actually back then, the shoe was well on the other foot.

If you bang a girl and have to leave the next day for work but say 'You can just chill out around the house'*, probably 9 times out of ten when you get back and ask what she did 'oh, I just slept and watched tv.'

Don't get me wrong, when time permits I like my mid afternoon (any time after noon, never later than 3) naps, but really...what do you girls do with your lives?

*: Never do this with girls from a western country. Keep no cash in the house, stash any valuables (laptops etc.,) up high, any 'trophies' (panties, earrings) disposed of or well hidden.

I've had girls give me the business because 'you didn't hold me in your sleep!'. Girl, you're jittery as fuck, you hog the blanket, you're sweaty cause you just rode my dick like secretariat, you have zero compunction waking me up so now we both can't sleep and I get a face full of your hair.

Oh yeah. I've been called out for not spooning "hard enough" & they only do it once, cause my reaction to their line of questioning shows the weariness I'm feeling from the lack of sleep (but moreso, the current line of questioning).


For a long time in my early player days I was a stomach sleeper & so I got used to negotiating this stuff early..

- They are habitual doona stealers (its in their DNA - they do it with impunity) & I make sure they feel guilty about this constantly with jibes & comments about selfishness etc, esp because by virtue of my sex, I get less doona time. This is a great relationship game neg & should be applied liberally.

- They will fuck with "sides of the bed". This is a classic shit test & should be put to bed (if you'll pardon the pun) at the first resistance with no exceptions. Declare your side & be done with it. No discussions.

Pro Tip. Always sleep on the side of the bed closest to the bedroom door. This is so you can get away if need be (craziness, smothering, or to answer a text from a plate etc). It's also good to "frame the bedroom". If she wants to pull a sly one on you while sleeping, she'll have to get past you to do it. Tell her it's to protect her, should there be an intruder.

[CleanSlate]

She buries her head in my armpit while we’re sleeping, making my arm go asleep. But she said she likes the smell...

[Snowflake]

Not a strange habit but I've been amazed by how many girls snore in their sleep; last girl that I had over was one of the tiniest, she looked delicate and feminine enough too if you ignored the sleeve tattoo she had but she snored like a bear!

[Incubus]

The "twitching girls" from a dream or whatever...these sporadic spasms wake me up from a deep sleep. To me any sudden movements in bed means there may be a burglar in the house (all I find is female night breath)...I don't have a problem watching a dog or cat twitch in there sleep (it's kinda cute).

[MongolianAbroad]

(11-15-2017 01:25 AM)CleanSlate Wrote:  

She buries her head in my armpit while we’re sleeping, making my arm go asleep. But she said she likes the smell...

Several girls I've been with have had that habit.

[Roardog]

I've never come across anything particularly odd, I just get the classics:
- Girls who steal all the blankets leaving you waking up cold
- Girls who stick their cold feet against you or in between your legs to keep them warm
- Girls who won't give you any space because they are cold and want your warmth but they make you too hot

The only odd one I have is my current GF is actually a little scared of the dark. I don't understand how a fully grown adult is still scared of the dark but it annoys the crap out of me as I like a pitch black room and she always wants some light.

[Ringo]

I can't complain because I'm not the best to sleep next to. I often get spasms or wake up from dreams grabbing or pushing whatever is in front of me.

There's one girl in particular who I loved sleeping next to, but would actually worry me when if I for some reason woke up during the night.

She was so quiet I couldn't even hear or feel her breathing, and she would wake up in the morning in the same position and place she had fallen asleep in.

The first couple of nights she slept at my place I actually hovered and stared at her for a while to make sure she was alive.

[Chiosboy90]

Actually, I'm the awkward one here. I just had one woman that liked to sleep with music in the background which isn't that strange I think.
But I like to sleep with raining background sound on youtube.

"Rain on a tent"

"rain on a car

"raining on roosh"

etc.

[Ringo]

(11-17-2017 09:07 AM)Chiosboy90 Wrote:  

"raining on roosh"

That must be a comforting sound.

[Jetset]

(11-14-2017 04:59 PM)Kona Wrote:  

If you sleep with a lot of Asians, mainly Japanese sometimes Korean (south), you will come across some that want to sleep with your penis in their mouths.

I'm not sure of the origin of this, but I bet it dates back to the colonial or Meiji days or something. Traditions are important to these people.

I've really got to visit Japan at some point.

[UnW]

There was a girl I used to date that enjoyed taken photos of me asleep. I discovered this once when she was quickly browsing through photos on her phone to show me something and came across like a dozen photos of me asleep by the end of it. Most of the time she would sleep later than me and use that opportunity to snap some pics.

[Cobra]

(11-14-2017 04:59 PM)Kona Wrote:  

If you sleep with a lot of Asians, mainly Japanese sometimes Korean (south), you will come across some that want to sleep with your penis in their mouths.

I'm not sure of the origin of this, but I bet it dates back to the colonial or Meiji days or something. Traditions are important to these people.

You'd think this would be great but after a few times it just really leads to discomfort. It's just kind of odd.

Aloha!

Umm legitimate questions.

1. Are dicks like blankets to these chicks like when you take it away from their mouth in the middle of the night they come back for it? It seems it you had to hit the bathroom, they may feel the equivalent of cold until your cock goes back in their mouth?
2. How does morning wood work? Do you wake up slowly rocking your cock back and forth in her mouth? Do you ever wake up and realize she's slobbering your load you just somewhat unknowingly released into her mouth overnight because she was blowing you all night?

The mechanics of this are very interesting to me and I'm genuinely interested in knowing.

[Stallion]

(11-14-2017 10:07 PM)Nonpareil Wrote:  

If you bang a girl and have to leave the next day for work but say 'You can just chill out around the house'*, probably 9 times out of ten when you get back and ask what she did 'oh, I just slept and watched tv.'

I hope you are joking... do you really trust them so much you let them stay around? even for first world girls I've known for months... i would be worried about all the shit that can go wrong.



I can't sleep well if I'm in a small bed (smaller than king size) and there is a girl.. I really need my space. My previous apartment had this really small bed and I would wake up every 30 minutes.

It's weird, because I kind of like spooning (call me beta) when I'm falling asleep. But as soon as I'm sleeping, I need her half a meter away from me.


The consensus on this forum seems to be "kick her out after you fuck". But I like morning sex

[Poseidon]

I had one Puerto Rican girl who would want to sleep in a position where she holds me from the back. Like a wrong execution of spooning.



She said that's the only way she sleeps comfortably, because her little kid sleeps in her bed, so she got used to sleeping that way.

I never permitted that shit. I ain't trying to get emasculated, so you can sleep as you wish.

[rishboy77]

(11-19-2017 07:06 AM)Stallion Wrote:  

[quote='Nonpareil' pid='1683642' dateline='1510715260']

The consensus on this forum seems to be "kick her out after you fuck". But I like morning sex

Exactly....most older guys over 40 get more hard early morning.

Many times depending on the situation it many not be possible or convenient to ditch a girl at night

[bantersmyth]

I only allow the cuties 7+ to stay over but I can't sleep with a random chick in my bed next to me... Always end up reading or watching a movie (Kanye shrug).