[Kona]

(11-08-2017 07:30 AM)YoungBlade Wrote:  

-grab my cutlass

Listen to YoungBlade. Start by getting a Cutlass. Preferably late 90's. Baby steps.



You think taco Bell is screw up your drive through in that dark triad wagon? Hell no. They'll be giving you extra hot sauce just to stay out of your way.

Aloha!

[Mochihunter]

^^ I have that exact car in my neighborhood, I will be taking notes.

[Sanguinity]

Thanking all the guys who made an effort to reply seriously. The rest of you immature fratbro douchebags can suck my balls. Unsubscribing from this board.

So long gayboys!

[Kona]

(11-09-2017 11:37 PM)Sanguinity Wrote:  

Thanking all the guys who made an effort to reply seriously. The rest of you immature fratbro douchebags can suck my balls. Unsubscribing from this board.

So long gayboys!

I was just about to give you a reputation point spoke to soon you.

Aloha!

[Paracelsus]

(11-09-2017 11:37 PM)Sanguinity Wrote:  

Thanking all the guys who made an effort to reply seriously. The rest of you immature fratbro douchebags can suck my balls. Unsubscribing from this board.

So long gayboys!

If you're going to flounce, son, do it right and use a Prince gif:

[Conscious Pirate]

You need a checklist for this shit. There have been some good suggestions so far. You will definitely not be taken seriously in Dark Triad circles if you have not yet snapped a puppy's neck or flayed a kitten. If not, get on with that.

Also, you need to..

- bang as many single moms as you can, preferably in front of existing children. Smile at them as you do so & assure them you won't be fucking off anytime soon (oh, & do any of you kids need a diddling?). You have failed in your mission here however if the mother is able to raise the bastard you impregnate her with (this is crucial) without welfare. Do your homework.

- promise to sponsor a migrant who is actually skilled. Pump them for profit & then fuck them at the last minute, turning down sponsorship & informing Immigration of their home address.

- Come up with a great startup idea, hire intelligent, dedicated men & then institute an HR dept.

- Start developing your "soup kitchen finish" for your masturbations. This takes time to master.

- Never EVER be caught driving defensively esp with passengers. Make sure you change lanes spontaneously & for no reason.

- Always keep a felt tip on you. You're gonna want to draw dicks & tag everything in sight everytime you take a shit in a public restroom.

- If you are not intentionally scamming the self service checkout register with at least 1 item when you do your shop, you are doing it wrong.

- Taxi runoffs (you are permitted to do this to UBER & those other cunts too). Make sure you never pay your fair share in a group meal. You should be in the toilet drawing dicks or outside smoking a cigarette when this goes down anyway.

- Don't ever be honest with a woman. Not following this rule is the quickest way to attracting a high quality woman who will see through your narcissistic bullshit & call you on it, probably in public. You don't need that.


More will come to mind I'm sure. And remember, apply yourself!

[Mochihunter]

Who answered seriously? And Concious Pirate gave you gold.

[King of Monkeys]

(11-08-2017 06:29 AM)dknightbro Wrote:  

Yes, successful beta to dark triad convert here.

Took me years to rewire the pathways. Started off as a bumbling pure beta who couldn't even hold eye contact with girls. I also went off the other end and became so red-pilled I actively sabotaged my interactions with females for fun.

Had to tone it down as I ended up DGAF so much it was affecting my game (by simply not caring).

Only advice I would say is to treat it like fitness. Takes time to build a good body as it takes time to improve your mental game with women and truly not caring about what they think about you.

I can't say life is all peachy when you get to this point, but you simply are not intimidated by women and can work on game mechanics rather than being so nervous you can barely put on your game.

I would also like to know how you got to this point. I want to get rid of my nerves around girls because it's more of a pain in the ass than I care to have.

[Stonk]

Why would anyone want to be a sociopath?

Look OP.

Be assertive, confident in yourself and abilities, Be cool and collected. These simple traits can get you laid easily. You don't have to be borderline sick to do that.

[Cumlluminates]

(11-09-2017 11:37 PM)Sanguinity Wrote:  

Thanking all the guys who made an effort to reply seriously. The rest of you immature fratbro douchebags can suck my balls. Unsubscribing from this board.

So long gayboys!

[Matsufubu]

(11-09-2017 11:37 PM)Sanguinity Wrote:  

Thanking all the guys who made an effort to reply seriously. The rest of you immature fratbro douchebags can suck my balls. Unsubscribing from this board.

So long gayboys!

Absolute 100% woman confirmed. Hence the lack of serious responses, sweet cheeks. We have a good radar here, try harder.

[Beyond Borders]

(11-09-2017 11:37 PM)Sanguinity Wrote:  

Thanking all the guys who made an effort to reply seriously. The rest of you immature fratbro douchebags can suck my balls. Unsubscribing from this board.

So long gayboys!

Ding Ding Ding Ding!!!

Dark Triad Level 1 Achieved

You, sir, are on your way.

[Meliorare93]

read then read again:
48 Laws of Power by Robert Green
The Prince by Machiavelli
The Nine Laws by Ivan Throne

and then the hardest part, implement what you've learned

[ThrustMaster]

What’s funny is taking a dark triad test online honestly, and scoring above 75% in each attribute. Then taking it again is disbelief, to close to the same effect. Then taking other tests and seeing the same results. I’d say I’m Machiavellian for sure but narcissistic and sociopathic? Absolutely not.

Funny shit.

[americanpituco]

I don't think "dark triad" can be properly feigned. Something will be off if you try too hard but naturally aren't that way.

I've studied the topic extensively. A "beta" for example can be dark triad, but still a beta. Most natural alphas have nothing dark triad about them. Sigmas typically do.

You either are, or you aren't. Most are not.

[blck]

(11-08-2017 06:06 AM)Sanguinity Wrote:  

Hey guys I want to be more dark tried because girls love the dark triad personality type.
Any recommendations?

Thanks in advvance

[YoungBlade]

"frat bro douchebags"?

Soy boy confirmed

[Ethan.Allan]

Silly OP, you don't need to follow this "Dark Triad" stuff. It's unhealthy.

You just need to not really give a fuck. Life is too short to spend it worrying about this or that.

In short:

[duedue]

LOL the OP couldn't take the sarcasm of the forum or maybe was a woman. I myself have been looking at this "dark triad" business. Although it sounds ridiculous to a lot of forum members, for me it's just the desire not to be a nice guy. There's something that I figured myself that has helped me a lot:

Regard others as your resources.

So just care how people can be useful to you and don't care about their emotions. This also prevents me from getting upset if someone misbehaves. Would a cafe owner get emotional if his espresso machine misbehaves? No he has it repaired or replaced.
In "Manipulated Man" and many other places it is mentioned that this is how women look at men.

[Jetset]

How OP sees himself:



How OP actually is:

[Geomann180]

(11-09-2017 11:37 PM)Sanguinity Wrote:  

Thanking all the guys who made an effort to reply seriously. The rest of you immature fratbro douchebags can suck my balls. Unsubscribing from this board.

So long gayboys!

You gave up after not even 24 hours?

You'll never get anywhere in life this way.

G