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09-11-2011, 10:27 PM
I remember seeing some Eskimo's in the Magnetic Island National Park. They were complaining about the heat, but wouldn't take off their coats, so I can't give you a report on body types. Most of them were homeless cuz their igloos melted. The Aussie gov't was building an ice plant to rebuild the housing shortage.
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09-12-2011, 08:19 AM
These girls are suckers for whale and seal meat. Just post up on craigslist that you are an importer and they will come a runnin'
I can't really understand why you would have a problem finding them in Sydney. I think that Brisbane has the largest community of tall eskimo girls..Not to derail.
Hope that helps.
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This is a sample of the qualty I have seen there regularly
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09-12-2011, 11:27 AM
A lot of Icelandic girls have Eskimo eyes and cheeks even though they're white.
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09-12-2011, 11:37 AM
I just saw a few kayakking past Bondi beach
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09-12-2011, 12:42 PM
Sorry not in Sydeny, but in Tashkent I saw some tall Asian/Russian mixed girls that were hella nice. Tall large-breasted Russian bodies with exotic East Asian facial features.
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09-12-2011, 03:19 PM
Maybe he is typing with a lizard on his lap. That can significantly impede attention/care to punctuation and spelling.
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09-12-2011, 04:07 PM
Seems like someone else is using his computer.
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09-12-2011, 05:38 PM
I guess he didn't like being told he looked like a "tic tac with 2 grapes" in the other thread he is mocking.
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09-13-2011, 12:13 AM
Oh its the billionaire property investor! How are you doing today Mr Trump? Bought any run down shacks you going to make millions off? I hope we are not cutting into your lifestyle channel time.
No I was only taking the piss and having a bit of fun. I have as much chance of finding a tall Eskimo in Sydney as velcro has of finding a thick (not fat) Russian on Miami Beach.
I have not fucked an Eskimo yet, although I suppose its one of those thing we all need to try sometime. Take her clubbing seals for the first date maybe? Show her I am money with my 12 huskey sled instead of the 6 dog sled the peasants use? Go ice fishing if that does not seal the deal. Chicks dig survivors.
And I would fuck Bjork. That chicks looks like a freak. The sort who would go ass to mouth in a public toilet.
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09-13-2011, 04:02 AM
I think you misunderstood the tic tac and two grapes thing. What he was saying is that I have a small penis. No amount of gym would make my penis any larger. Not unless you consider your workouts with your fleshlight exercise that is? If a large penis makes me want to fuck fat chicks, im happy with my modest 6 inches thanks. I find those slim chicks tend to have standards and they make my small penis grow.
I also dont know why you think I have a mansion? I do have a sports car, but I live in an apartment. You being the property baron that you are, I expect you must be living in something pretty decent too? I mean, you have had so much to say about everyone else, you surely cant be another internet warrior?
You should take Dash under your wing bro. With your finances and experience, and his investment nous, you guys could be flipping homes like a Brit flips pills at Ibiza. You would make a fortune, and both of you could finally put some money in your pocket to travel to half the places all these guys post field reports on.
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09-13-2011, 04:37 AM
Im a single guy, why would I need a mansion? And yes, I do own property in a few countries. I have said it before that I am quite fortunate, but that I also travelled on the company dime for years. I am around people with money which has made it easier for me. I like this forum because it has a mix of guys who share some of the same interests I have. Foreign pussy, travel off the beaten track, etc. Not everyone is going to be a backpacker.
Look, are you trying to fuck me or something? You are literally stalking me across threads now.
You clearly are a bit of a dimwit, you cant seem to grasp the difference between someone having a bit of fun and someone being serious. What are you trying to compensate for? Who are you trying to convince?
Put me on ignore bro. If I annoy you that much, its a click away.
Unless of course you actually ARE trying to fuck me?
Im a bit lost as to your purpose, if you even have one?
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09-13-2011, 04:42 AM
Fuck, so much for finding hot eskimo chicks in Sydney. Im looking for seal clubbing activity partners, in comes some weirdo talking about my penis.
I feel kind of violated.
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09-13-2011, 01:54 PM
i´m trying to find a woman in vatican city to get my flag. The rarest flag of all, only 500 people living there. You name me one and i´ll send you the adress of a eskimo chick i know in Sydney.
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09-13-2011, 05:21 PM
Quote: (09-13-2011 04:42 AM)Hooligan Harry Wrote:
Fuck, so much for finding hot eskimo chicks in Sydney. Im looking for seal clubbing activity partners, in comes some weirdo talking about my penis.
I feel kind of violated.
I heard if you fuck an Eskimo your pecker will turn into a Popsicle!!!!
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09-13-2011, 10:03 PM
Would you settle for an average height Inuit transvestite in Melborune?
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09-13-2011, 10:35 PM
Does it like long walks on the beach and camping?
If yes, then pls send me more details.