[Aurini]

(10-28-2017 08:57 AM)Huxley Badkin Wrote:  

(10-28-2017 08:01 AM)Johnnyvee Wrote:  

The dog looked particularly relieved.
Lost at sea for 5 months with two dykes, yikes!

Adrift for 5 months, ran out of peanut butter within the first week...

I was going to ask, has anybody caught a picture of their dogs from a different angle? I'm wondering if they're neutered...

[Hell_Is_Like_Newark]

I wonder how these two would have handled sailing conditions like this:

[Sidney Crosby]

(10-29-2017 10:44 AM)Aurini Wrote:  

(10-28-2017 08:57 AM)Huxley Badkin Wrote:  

(10-28-2017 08:01 AM)Johnnyvee Wrote:  

The dog looked particularly relieved.
Lost at sea for 5 months with two dykes, yikes!

Adrift for 5 months, ran out of peanut butter within the first week...

I was going to ask, has anybody caught a picture of their dogs from a different angle? I'm wondering if they're neutered...

[Goldin Boy]

This keeps getting better. Even the most mannish of dykes wants sympathy and attention



Experts raise doubts about Hawaii sailors' harrowing survival tale, link here:

Quote:

U.S. Coast Guard spokesman Lt. Scott Carr told The Associated Press that their review of the incident and subsequent interviews with the survivors revealed that they had the Emergency Position Indicating Radio Beacon (EPIRB) aboard but never turned it on. The women said they chose not to activate the device because they never feared for their lives.

Quote:

When asked if the two had the radio beacon aboard, the women told the AP on Friday they had a number of other communications devices, but they didn't mention the EPIRB.

Quote:

Carr also said the Coast Guard made radio contact with a vessel that identified itself as the Sea Nymph in June near Tahiti, and the captain said they were not in distress and expected to make land the next morning. That was after the women reportedly lost their engines and sustained damage to their rigging and mast.

[Elster]

Seems like Kona nailed it!!!

(10-31-2017 05:01 AM)Goldin Boy Wrote:  

This keeps getting better. Even the most mannish of dykes wants sympathy and attention



Experts raise doubts about Hawaii sailors' harrowing survival tale, link here:

Quote:

U.S. Coast Guard spokesman Lt. Scott Carr told The Associated Press that their review of the incident and subsequent interviews with the survivors revealed that they had the Emergency Position Indicating Radio Beacon (EPIRB) aboard but never turned it on. The women said they chose not to activate the device because they never feared for their lives.

Quote:

When asked if the two had the radio beacon aboard, the women told the AP on Friday they had a number of other communications devices, but they didn't mention the EPIRB.

Quote:

Carr also said the Coast Guard made radio contact with a vessel that identified itself as the Sea Nymph in June near Tahiti, and the captain said they were not in distress and expected to make land the next morning. That was after the women reportedly lost their engines and sustained damage to their rigging and mast.

[C-Note]

Quote:

But the National Weather Service in Honolulu said no organized storm systems were in or near Hawaii on May 3 or in the days afterward. Archived NASA satellite images confirm there were no tropical storms around Hawaii that day.

The pair said they thought about turning back, but the islands of Maui and Lanai didn't have harbors deep enough to accommodate their sailboat. At 50 feet (15 meters) long, the vessel is relatively small, and both islands have harbors that would have accommodated them. Plus, the Big Island - the southernmost island in state - has several places to dock.

"I had no idea that we were going to be in this thing for 80 solid hours," Appel said of the storm of which there is no record.

Still, they pressed on.

Days later, after parts of their mast and rigging failed, they sailed up to another small island, still with a working motor, but decided against trying to land, believing the island was mostly uninhabited with no protected waters.

"It is uninhabited. They only have habitation on the northwest corner and their reef was too shallow for us to cross in order to get into the lagoon," Appel said.

But Christmas Island, part of the island nation of Kiribati, is home to more than 2,000 people and has a port that routinely welcomes huge commercial ships.

"We could probably nurse it down to the next major island in Kiribati," Appel said. Then we'll be able to stop there and seek safe haven and get up on the mast and fix it."

The island has at least two airfields, and women had flares aboard to alert people on land. Plus, its widest point spans about 30 miles (48 kilometers), a day's hike to safety from even the most remote area.

When asked if the small island would have been a good place to land and repair their sails, Appel said no. "Kiribati, um, one whole half of the island is called shipwreck beach for a reason."

Christmas Island has a place called Bay of Wrecks on its northeast side.

So, instead of stopping for help, they say they set a new destination about 1,000 miles (1,609 kilometers) away and a few hundred miles beyond their original target of Tahiti. They were headed to the Cook Islands.

"We really did think we could make it to the next spot," Appel said.

Looks like they were cooking meth or running drugs and/or contraband.

[YossariansRight]

(10-31-2017 09:23 AM)C-Note Wrote:  

Quote:

But the National Weather Service in Honolulu said no organized storm systems were in or near Hawaii on May 3 or in the days afterward. Archived NASA satellite images confirm there were no tropical storms around Hawaii that day.

The pair said they thought about turning back, but the islands of Maui and Lanai didn't have harbors deep enough to accommodate their sailboat. At 50 feet (15 meters) long, the vessel is relatively small, and both islands have harbors that would have accommodated them. Plus, the Big Island - the southernmost island in state - has several places to dock.

"I had no idea that we were going to be in this thing for 80 solid hours," Appel said of the storm of which there is no record.

Still, they pressed on.

Days later, after parts of their mast and rigging failed, they sailed up to another small island, still with a working motor, but decided against trying to land, believing the island was mostly uninhabited with no protected waters.

"It is uninhabited. They only have habitation on the northwest corner and their reef was too shallow for us to cross in order to get into the lagoon," Appel said.

But Christmas Island, part of the island nation of Kiribati, is home to more than 2,000 people and has a port that routinely welcomes huge commercial ships.

"We could probably nurse it down to the next major island in Kiribati," Appel said. Then we'll be able to stop there and seek safe haven and get up on the mast and fix it."

The island has at least two airfields, and women had flares aboard to alert people on land. Plus, its widest point spans about 30 miles (48 kilometers), a day's hike to safety from even the most remote area.

When asked if the small island would have been a good place to land and repair their sails, Appel said no. "Kiribati, um, one whole half of the island is called shipwreck beach for a reason."

Christmas Island has a place called Bay of Wrecks on its northeast side.

So, instead of stopping for help, they say they set a new destination about 1,000 miles (1,609 kilometers) away and a few hundred miles beyond their original target of Tahiti. They were headed to the Cook Islands.

"We really did think we could make it to the next spot," Appel said.

Looks like they were cooking meth or running drugs and/or contraband.

Agreed. I suspect there’s more to this than just “GRRRRL PWR!”.

[Jetset]

The doubts are going mainstream:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/chec...ending-it/

Quote:

The women told the AP that they had a float plan sharing their course and other details with friends and relatives. But in an interview with the Coast Guard, the women denied filing such a plan.

Furthermore, the women initially said the crew from a Taiwanese fishing vessel — from which they were eventually towed — was friendly. But they have since backtracked to say they were worried the crew was going to harm them. They also said the fishing boat caused major damage to their sailboat by backing into it.

“I also believe that they knew they were damaging the boat,” Appel told the AP. “And if we couldn’t get additional help, that boat would sink, and they would get … two girls to do whatever they wanted to.”

The AP reached the captain of the fishing vessel, who identified himself as Mr. Chen. He said his boat — the Fong Chun No. 66 — received a mayday radio call but didn’t understand it.

They then saw someone waving a white object from a boat about a nautical mile away, he told the AP. The women aboard asked to use the vessel’s satellite phone and for a tow to Midway Island.

Mr. Chen’s ship towed the sailboat overnight. But come morning, the women wanted to stop the towing and call in a naval vessel. Despite offering to bring them onto the fishing vessel and provide food or water, they women refused any extra help.

[DarkTriad]

(10-29-2017 10:41 AM)Mr. Joe Kerr Wrote:  

And then there is this dude: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksander_Doba

His name is Aleksander Doba, he was was the first person to paddle a 7 meter sea kayak across the Atlantic ocean, a voyage that spanned 5394 kilometers.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/27320...-at-age-70

Born 9 September 1946.

When THAT guy tells you he went someplace, you believe him.

[porscheguy]

Update to the story. The blond was a hooker. The other one was described as a “250lb Samoan.”

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...atrix.html

Despite the fact that she looks like a man, the blond has a decent body.

[Paracelsus]

(11-10-2017 03:03 AM)porscheguy Wrote:  

Update to the story. The blond was a hooker. The other one was described as a “250lb Samoan.”

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...atrix.html

You asshole, porsche, I clicked on that link, you didn't tell me there'd be fucking nudes of the blonde's 48 year old decaying body. Post up some eye bleach for Christ's sake.

[Kona]

I gotta find out where she dances. You can run into some gnarly day-shifters if you hit the Korean/Viet spots.

Her young boyfriend sounds like a class act. I'm not sure how you make a living as a professional blackjack player in Honolulu? I think that's his way of saying he hangs around the illegal gambling places and sells meth.

Edit: I can totally see a stinking, black molded, roach pit sailboat at ala wai harbor housing some type of makeshift dominatrix lair/whore den.

Aloha!

[Transsimian]

Bleach

[Suits]

[Jetset]

(11-10-2017 03:03 AM)porscheguy Wrote:  

Despite the fact that she looks like a man, the blond has a decent body.

That face on that body is a real shame at 48. If she'd stayed out of the sun and away from substances it'd be a whole different ballgame, but instead she looks like Popeye's forgotten construction worker sidekick. They had bonded over their shared love of the sea, but she's now largely estranged from her lifelong friend after she tried to grope Olive Oyl at a dive bar in Baja.

[Days of Broken Arrows]

And the drama just keeps on coming.

According to People Magazine yesterday, this story has taken "another shocking turn." These lesbians are now claiming they were never lost at sea and the rescuers "tried to kill them" (that's the headline).

One of them, Jennifer Appel, had this to say:
“The Taiwanese fishing vessel was not planning to rescue us. They tried to kill us during the night,” she continued, adding that the Taiwanese vessel purposely rammed against them, overpowering their significantly smaller boat...

There's more:

Appel said that during the encounter with the Taiwanese crew, she was afraid to use the distress signal and, instead used a satellite phone on the fishing vessel to contact the U.S. Coast Guard.

“I was able to get on the surfboard and get on their boat, make an actual phone call,” Appel told NBC. “Because no one spoke English, it was easier and safer for me to relay the information to the U.S. Coast Guard-Guam sector that we were in danger without them realizing what we were saying."

Wonder what the spin will be next week.

[Jetset]

(11-10-2017 09:30 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

Wonder what the spin will be next week.

I feel bad for the Taiwanese fishermen. All they were doing was sailing around minding their own business, and even in the middle of the Pacific they managed to trip over some American slut with a mental disorder falsely claiming they were trying to rape her.

Dr. Manhattan may have been on to something.

[heavy]

I've never read a thread that starts so well and just gets better.

Thread title made me laugh out loud at work.
Click bait statement "End result is what you'd expect." actually made it funnier, because somehow I knew it wasn't trolling.
Actual story in and of itself is hilarious.
OP commentary on the story is excellent, funny, and well-informed +1
High on a great OP, then the comments do not disappoint.

And overall, the message rings true with the entire message of the forum.

I wonder if I'll get a thank you card for paying for the Navy to rescue these retards.

Edit...I give it post of the day, even if I'm a couple weeks late.

[Vill@in]

Thread should be retitled: "The Female Hamster: A Case Study"

Chapter 1

So stop me if you've heard this one before. Two bull dykes are lost at sea....

[kaotic]

I knew their stories were full of fucking shit, from day one, I knew it, they had so much shit on board to prove so, the rations, water, distress beacon.

This story is sketchy.

I'm surprised we didn't hear about NASA Test Pilot swooping on these two whales.

He could've towed them to shore by just swimming.

[911]

The interesting angle here is how the Samoan land whale went out on a cruise and ended up going from a 250lb land whale to a ~170lb chubby midwestern cheerleader bod. I think the aging blond slut should drop her fake stranded at sea fiction book project and focus instead on the "Stranded crash diet" ("how to lose 80 pounds by eating dog food every other day").

[SlickyBoy]

^Totally. I can't imagine how lardy that Samoan broad must have been before she plopped her sack-o-yogurt ass on that boat. And five months at sea? My ass - I spent just under a couple of weeks with no food and lost about 11 pounds.

She must have had a secret stash of twinkies somewhere on that decrepit boat.

The 48 year old actually has a passable body for someone her age - too bad she's got Paul Hogan's face.

WNB - not even with a bag over her head; not even after (actually) spending 5 months at sea.

[fokker]

Posted two images of the blonde from the DM article in the WYB thread.

[C-Note]

So, she basically lived in a tent and/or an unheated, un-air conditioned, rusty boat in Hawaii since 2008 without a source of regular income? You know, Hawaii is very lucky that it sits so many miles off the coast, because otherwise thousands of weirdos like this chick would be showing up figuring that they can live there for free and with some comfort because the weather is so mild. Alaska has somewhat of that problem but the extreme weather drives many of the doofuses who show up there back to the lower 48.

[spokepoker]

Alaska has that problem? That seems wrong, but I don't know if you're correct or not.