[dicknixon72]

(10-28-2017 10:15 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Wouldn't want to project my own experiences on this case, but let me just say that these two bulldog-looking attention whores are the same sort of people who always plow their anchor through a whole row of boats peacefully docked at a marina because "their engine malfunctioned".

[beta_plus]

One of my exes was a genuinely good sailor, including going on trips through the Caribbean. However, she had the sense to realize that multiple weeks at sea was not for her (the stories her sailing club members told me made it sound like utter misery), and anything beyond a day trip was done with multiple crew members who knew what they were doing.

But her Dad was a Navy vet and he and her extended family had taught her since she was small, which I suspect is why she was one of the genuine exceptions.

I'd be very interested to hear about childhoods of these women.

[Germanicus]

(10-28-2017 09:05 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

I almost posted this story yesterday.... Some "wyman" on Facebook posted this story with the head line. "These two women are my heroes"
I was thinking to myself..... bitch you need better heroes

So her heroes are women who are disastrously incompetent and need rescuing by fucking white heterosexual males yet still claim they're something special... Yup, idiot woman on Facebook sounds like an idiot woman on Facebook.

Can we throw the two dykes back into the ocean? You're supposed to catch and release when fishing.

[Foolsgo1d]

Read stories of unfortunates who made little mistakes and died or lost loved ones. These 2 retards go into one of the most merciless environments on Earth, fuck it up repeatedly annnnd survive.

Either the law of nature has better(worse) plans for them or its some form of enlightenment episode ofr them which I doubt they will learn from.

[YoungBlade]

This pair o' dykes couldn't make it to paradise.

All jokes aside though, what in the almighty fuck were they thinking?

[Jetset]

(10-28-2017 11:28 AM)Germanicus Wrote:  

(10-28-2017 09:05 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

I almost posted this story yesterday.... Some "wyman" on Facebook posted this story with the head line. "These two women are my heroes"
I was thinking to myself..... bitch you need better heroes

So her heroes are women who are disastrously incompetent and need rescuing by fucking white heterosexual males yet still claim they're something special... Yup, idiot woman on Facebook sounds like an idiot woman on Facebook.

In an imperialist/colonialist paramilitary combat vessel, no less.

[CaptainChardonnay]

(10-27-2017 09:48 PM)porscheguy Wrote:  

diesel is misogyny

[SpiderKing]

Poseidon responded.

He doesn't want those whales either.

(10-28-2017 11:28 AM)Germanicus Wrote:  

Can we throw the two dykes back into the ocean? You're supposed to catch and release when fishing.

[Long Haired Samson]

I know nothing about seamanship or sailing but I would think sailing across the Pacific Ocean is very serious business. It's not something to be taken lightly. It's 2,761 miles from Oahu to Tahiti over open ocean. The Pacific Ocean is a dangerous place for people who don't know what the heck they are doing.

Back in 2014 a married coupled rowed from Monterey, California to Hawaii. This couple went through extensive preparation and training. They even practiced what do do if their boat capsized. The couple are well trained endurance athletes and very fit. They made the trip in 45 days. I wonder if they banged on the trip? Hahaha. They must have brought a ton of food to keep their bodies sufficiently fueled to keep rowing basically 24/7.

[911]

(10-28-2017 09:42 AM)Jetset Wrote:  

Also, is this really the shirt you want to get rescued in?



Bitch, you were destined for the chum bucket like fifteen minutes ago.

That dog looks famished, she must have eaten most of its food.

[ivansirko]

2600 miles in the South Pacific ocean...the only thing they did to prepare is to bring a years worth of food. How about Sailing 101? How bout a decade of practice first? Sitting on a pile of cash.....wanting to do something because reasons..."YEP LETS DO IT!"

[Sidney Crosby]

These heaux (Danielle Bregoli voice) were scared of sharks circling the boat..... watched way too much Jaws.

[balybary]

Verdict: Crazy.

https://www.today.com/news/two-women-the...ea-t118077

Quote:

The women lost hope over the next few months, fearing they would never be found as their boat drifted along, often surrounded by sharks.

“I went downstairs with the boys and we basically laid huddled on the floor and I told them not to bark, because the sharks could hear us breathing. They could smell us,” Appel said.

[Chetthebaker]

Did anybody actually notice they were gone for five months? Sounds like they weren't really missed...

[realologist]

Over/under that they watched Moana right before they went on this trip?

[Captainstabbin]

What a dick move keeping 2 energetic dogs trapped on a small sailboat. I know they didn't plan on a 5 month trip but even a few days is too long.

[Suits]

(10-28-2017 05:32 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  

What a dick move keeping 2 energetic dogs trapped on a small sailboat. I know they didn't plan on a 5 month trip but even a few days is too long.

I'm not an expert on the topic, but I've knows some people who went through the process of moving a pet from one country to another.

It was, for them, a complicated process.

There's a good chance that their dogs would have to stay on the boat (and could never legally come on shore) in many places one might visit in a sailboat.

[CynicalContrarian]

(10-28-2017 08:55 AM)Jetset Wrote:  

I agree with the above about the satellite phone. I assumed it went overboard in the same storm. The fact that they were one day out and lost their emergency communications tells me they're morons. Something goes off-road in a plan like that, you should immediately ask "what's the worst that can happen".

As others said, they didn't bother to learn the basics because the basics weren't fun. They were completely uninformed as to the worst that can happen.

I'm yet to meet a woman who really "gets" this. There's always magical thinking as they try to use the wrong size screwdriver to install something with an old pilot hole an eighth of an inch off-center, then can't understand why the screw stripped and everything's crooked...or pile leaves against a wooden shed and then can't believe it rotted through the wall. It's not even that they don't know they were doing it wrong, they just thought it would work because it has to.

I ditched a friendship with a chick after a tedious road trip.
She had already planned to go to a particular location during said road trip & as we proceeded on this one dirt track, I knew we'd encounter difficulty as the track was quickly switching to beach type sand.
I stopped the car & put my foot down that we would not continue as there was no possible way we'd make it to that location anyway.

Yet..., to late. The car bogged.
It was frustrating at the time, yet I wasn't actually all that upset in the end, cause having watched so many travel / off-road TV shows where folk are bogged, I always wondered just how much hassle would be involved to recover a vehicle when bogged.
One can know all the steps & have all the gear, it's another matter to actually experience the situation in full.

We were never in any serious danger. We weren't that far from a small nearby town & did get the car going again in short order.
All the while, I learned a distinct life lesson of just how much dirt & sand one must move away from a bogged tyre before a car will go anywhere, even with sticks & solid objects placed underneath the tyre.

Then later on as we continued on our journey I asked her what she would have done had I never joined her on that particular road trip & she had been alone.
Knowing she intended to go to that one location from the outset.
Her response was that she'd simply go off, find help & "flash her boobs" if need be...
This from a chick who never even considered to bring sufficient water on hand... (I had plenty).

Anyway, usual story.
They'll talk a big & brash game. Claim strength & independence.
Yet at the end of the day, they're simply deluded, spoilt brat children.

[RIslander]

I don't know much about sailing but I know alot about aviation. Same rules apply: PPPPPP

Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

Also WNB. Those whales have more blubber than the ones swimming under their boat.

[Leonard D Neubache]

(10-28-2017 04:08 PM)ivansirko Wrote:  

2600 miles in the South Pacific ocean...the only thing they did to prepare is to bring a years worth of food. How about Sailing 101? How bout a decade of practice first? Sitting on a pile of cash.....wanting to do something because reasons..."YEP LETS DO IT!"
...

The trouble is that 1000 such idiots will do things like this and rarely have their stories of suffering and/or death conveyed to the world as a warning, yet if these idiots had managed to make it to a single foreign marina just once then they could have sold their story of fem-power to the whole world, causing experienced sailors to facepalm the same way a pro-basketballer would if some fat kid discus-shotted a ball from the opposite baseline and swished it first time, thereafter to proclaim that "if you just believe in yourself, you can overcome all boundaries!"

(10-28-2017 10:52 PM)CynicalContrarian Wrote:  

...
Then later on as we continued on our journey I asked her what she would have done had I never joined her on that particular road trip & she had been alone.
Knowing she intended to go to that one location from the outset.
Her response was that she'd simply go off, find help & "flash her boobs" if need be...

Anyway, usual story.
They'll talk a big & brash game. Claim strength & independence.
Yet at the end of the day, they're simply deluded, spoilt brat children.

There's less delusion here than you think, at least in the first world where the likelihood of her being raped and killed is small (though growing thanks to de-civilisational forces).

Delusional is when she thinks she can pull that shit post-wall. This is when you see cold, hard reality claim it's dues. Have you ever been the guy that some weathered cock-hole tries to get to white-knight for them and instead of the expected eagerness you instead give a dejected sigh and a look that says "not another fucking charity case..."?

That's when their world really changes, and you see that carefree, zero-fucks-given spirit die in their eyes in realtime.

[CynicalContrarian]

(10-29-2017 12:25 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

There's less delusion here than you think, at least in the first world where the likelihood of her being raped and killed is small (though growing thanks to de-civilisational forces).

Delusional is when she thinks she can pull that shit post-wall. This is when you see cold, hard reality claim it's dues. Have you ever been the guy that some weathered cock-hole tries to get to white-knight for them and instead of the expected eagerness you instead give a dejected sigh and a look that says "not another fucking charity case..."?

That's when their world really changes, and you see that carefree, zero-fucks-given spirit die in their eyes in realtime.

I don't necessarily disagree with your comment.
Yet this was a chick who barely even had any cash on hand - cause you can simply pay for things with "Apple Pay" & the like.
Never mind that we were on the West Australian coast & rural petrol stations in that part of the world always have internet connectivity...

This also, was a chick who had been on a solo road-trip one month prior; had come > < this close to running out of fuel.
Yet would make a fuss anytime I refuelled when the tank was 1/3 full.
Once again, cause petrol stations on the West Australian coast are so plentiful...

[Kona]

OK, these bitches are lying or else they did this on purpose.

They kept the boat at Ala Wai yacht harbor. http://www.staradvertiser.com/2017/10/28...ic-voyage/

If they, or the boat, were worth a shit it would say ala wai yacht CLUB instead of harbor. Ala Wai harbor has a rich culture of homosexuality and meth/heroin use. The only people that keep boats there that are worth it live out of town and don't really care about them. Everyone else lives on broken down roach pits and shits in the water. Ala Wai Yacht Harbor's public bathrooms are where you go to buy crack cocaine and get a blowjob from a tranny. My friend told me.

So my theory is these two got high as shit for a week and set sail to cook meth but things got away from them. People like this are why I have to have a shotgun/rifle/handgun cocked and safety off just to go fishing on the south shore.

It is more fishy that it took so long to find them. When (((they))) had the Japanese attack pearl harbor, the us military learned their lesson as far as defense of the islands is concerned. On top of the navy, Hawaii has a massive coast guard and homeland security presence. But here's the secret, those guys really don't have busy jobs. There isn't the shipping or other commercial traffic to justify their presence. Plus, there's massive amounts of satellite communication shit stationed he, military and private.

Therefore, if you hit an epirb within 1000 miles of hawaii, all kinds of shit starts looking for you. I was about 800 miles south recently on a boat that had a generator issue. The nav system automatically triggered one. This boat had a registered beacon, so we were able to radio and sat call that we were aok. Maybe 1.5 hours later a coast guard Gulfstream was circling and on the way back a giant c130 type plane. This is because these guys have nothing better to do.

Either way, since we are all human let's be happy they and the dogs are alive.

Regarding things that are fishy, let's also hope lesbian bed death befell upon these two before this little incident. Can you imagine eating months-unkept salty seahag pussy? Not me.

Aloha!

[RoastBeefCurtains4Me]

(10-29-2017 01:35 AM)Kona Wrote:  

OK, these bitches are lying or else they did this on purpose.

They kept the boat at Ala Wai yacht harbor. http://www.staradvertiser.com/2017/10/28...ic-voyage/

If they, or the boat, were worth a shit it would say ala wai yacht CLUB instead of harbor. Ala Wai harbor has a rich culture of homosexuality and meth/heroin use. The only people that keep boats there that are worth it live out of town and don't really care about them. Everyone else lives on broken down roach pits and shits in the water. Ala Wai Yacht Harbor's public bathrooms are where you go to buy crack cocaine and get a blowjob from a tranny. My friend told me.

So my theory is these two got high as shit for a week and set sail to cook meth but things got away from them. People like this are why I have to have a shotgun/rifle/handgun cocked and safety off just to go fishing on the south shore.

It is more fishy that it took so long to find them. When (((they))) had the Japanese attack pearl harbor, the us military learned their lesson as far as defense of the islands is concerned. On top of the navy, Hawaii has a massive coast guard and homeland security presence. But here's the secret, those guys really don't have busy jobs. There isn't the shipping or other commercial traffic to justify their presence. Plus, there's massive amounts of satellite communication shit stationed he, military and private.

Therefore, if you hit an epirb within 1000 miles of hawaii, all kinds of shit starts looking for you. I was about 800 miles south recently on a boat that had a generator issue. The nav system automatically triggered one. This boat had a registered beacon, so we were able to radio and sat call that we were aok. Maybe 1.5 hours later a coast guard Gulfstream was circling and on the way back a giant c130 type plane. This is because these guys have nothing better to do.

Either way, since we are all human let's be happy they and the dogs are alive.

Regarding things that are fishy, let's also hope lesbian bed death befell upon these two before this little incident. Can you imagine eating months-unkept salty seahag pussy? Not me.

Aloha!

That's way too vivid a description.

[Sam Malone]

(10-29-2017 01:35 AM)Kona Wrote:  

If they, or the boat, were worth a shit it would say ala wai yacht CLUB instead of harbor. Ala Wai harbor has a rich culture of homosexuality and meth/heroin use. The only people that keep boats there that are worth it live out of town and don't really care about them. Everyone else lives on broken down roach pits and shits in the water. Ala Wai Yacht Harbor's public bathrooms are where you go to buy crack cocaine and get a blowjob from a tranny. My friend told me.

[Mr. Joe Kerr]

And then there is this dude: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksander_Doba

His name is Aleksander Doba, he was was the first person to paddle a 7 meter sea kayak across the Atlantic ocean, a voyage that spanned 5394 kilometers.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/27320...-at-age-70

Born 9 September 1946.