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Who's Ramon?
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Quote: (09-04-2017 11:08 PM)Svoboda Wrote:  

Who's Ramon?

My roommate.

He's just crashing here free of charge while going through a bad divorce. I have a bunch of extra space.
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What's with the clickbait?
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Quote: (09-05-2017 05:57 AM)Savemham Lincoln Wrote:  

What's with the clickbait?

What are you talking about?

I get nothing out of posting here except it's fun. I don't have a blog, write books, or sell classes. I try and post stuff I think men will be interested in when I have downtime. Sometimes it's hit or miss.

I thought this was a funny exchange.

"im bored. come over and give me a blowjob" is a more effective text than "Hi! I'd really like to see you! How is your cat? What are you up to? Would like you like to get dinner?"
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This sounds gay as fuck. From what I understand you are offering a blowjob to someone while Ramon is sleeping. Sorry, but too much modern for my taste.
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Hook Ramon up.

Poor Ramon.

Hidey-ho, RVFerinos!
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Useless without context. Is this a plate? Girlfriend? New girl? Girl you've seen once before?
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Clickbait
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Gay texts offering bjs

I don't get it.

“Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate.”
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Quote: (09-05-2017 08:49 AM)corsega Wrote:  

Useless without context. Is this a plate? Girlfriend? New girl? Girl you've seen once before?

On and off plate.

I don't think that would be a good starter text.

My point in posting this thread was you can literally be like "Come over and give me a blowjob. I have no alcohol. Don't wake up my roomie."

Or maybe ask her out to dinner?
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Quote: (09-05-2017 08:10 AM)Jetset Wrote:  

Hook Ramon up.

Poor Ramon.

He's got a free place to live!

Frankly, he gets more poon than I do, but he also puts way more into it.

I haven't put myself out there for awhile, though. I sort of just have a revolving door of plates at this point who get pissed at me for like 20 minutes and then nothing happens.
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Seems like you guys are going out of your way to misunderstand Mr. Moody.

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Carl Jung
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Quote: (09-05-2017 09:56 AM)HankMoody Wrote:  

Quote: (09-05-2017 08:49 AM)corsega Wrote:  

Useless without context. Is this a plate? Girlfriend? New girl? Girl you've seen once before?

On and off plate.

I don't think that would be a good starter text.

My point in posting this thread was you can literally be like "Come over and give me a blowjob. I have no alcohol. Don't wake up my roomie."

Well of course you can with an on-off plate...

They who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety- Benjamin Franklin, as if you didn't know...
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I'm not sure, but I do think I read a lot of good post from HankMoody.
But this thread is pure shit lol. This could be only in the Newbie section, and also only if this girl you texted, was someone you didn't fuck yet.

So you cold approach/text whatever and get sexual on the first text instead of the "blah blah how you doing" (which is a thing you should be slapped if you are registered on Roosh anyway) but even that, is nothing new lol.

But with a plate you are impressed she reacts positively if you get sexual? lol. Even I as a newbie text shit with plates like: "move your sweet ass this friday to my place, be a good girl to daddy!" Its normal texting.
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Just a word missing and things go south...

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Tell them too much, they wouldn't understand; tell them what they know, they would yawn.
They have to move up by responding to challenges, not too easy not too hard, until they paused at what they always think is the end of the road for all time instead of a momentary break in an endless upward spiral
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Why do you have no alcohol in the house? You always need a fully stocked bar. Rookie mistake [Image: smile.gif]
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LOL, as soon I clicked on this thread Malwarebytes gave a warning and blocked the image link. WTF!

Tom Leykis / Leykis 101:

-Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.
-Don't ask a woman what she wants to do.
-Never get involved with a co-worker unless you don't mind losing your job over it.
-Never spend more than $40 on a date. If possible, let her pay for everything or 50/50.
-If she doesn't bang you by the third date, Dump That Bitch (DTB).
-No spooning, cuddling, hugging, or staying over. Get in, get out!
-Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are 25+ or really ready to settle down.
-Men age like fine wine, women age like milk.
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Nah - it's funny. Could elaborate more...

I find it more effective to open the door to women while having nothing else on but pants (and no underwear). "I have nothing on, but jeans."
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Mr. Moody, did it work? Was your staff serviced? Did she bring the booze? Do tell.

Shout out to Ramon, I've been there.
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Quote: (09-05-2017 08:10 AM)Jetset Wrote:  

Hook Ramon up.

Poor Ramon.

Everybody loves Ramon

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