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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"
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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

If you're on this forum, you understand the concept of the IOI.

I got to thinking, when a girl gives you those IOIs, which ones do you like the best? The one or ones where you go "I got her now."

Just a little fun thought experiment.

Me personally, my favorite is when a girl twirls her hair around her finger when you're talking to her. There's a certain look she gives at the same time when it's associated with that. I can't describe it, but I know what it is. When I'm talking to a girl and she does that? It's a wrap. I know I got it from here.

What kind of "tells" do you enjoy seeing?

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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

She laughs when I am making jokes about people dying, me dying, murder, genocide etc. Cunt-Destroyer mode has green light from that point on.
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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

When she brings me gifts out of the blue, especially ones I can eat or drink. That's been a good tell of interest for me anyway.

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#4

Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

She puts her number into your phone
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#5

Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

Nothing says "I care" like having my freshly shaved, and lightly powdered sack lovingly cradled

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#6

Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

When she doesn't scream rape the next day.
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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

Quote: (06-29-2017 07:22 PM)Uruz Wrote:  

She laughs when I am making jokes about people dying, me dying, murder, genocide etc. Cunt-Destroyer mode has green light from that point on.

Ahahah haha what the fuck bro!!

I guess in high school I made plenty Hitler jokes and Jew jokes but on a first date and stuff... a bit much even for me...

Biggest IOI is when you tell her you're depressed and want to kill yourself and she still wants to bang you. I did that once but I think she thought I was joking I mean I was but I was being dead serious no pun intended. Maybe I should expand it to I intend to go out Supreme Gentleman ™ style but more likely she'd just call the cops even though I'm joking especially if the acting is good.
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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

Quote: (06-29-2017 09:24 PM)Skank_Hunt Wrote:  

Biggest IOI is when you tell her you're depressed and want to kill yourself and she still wants to bang you. I did that once but I think she thought I was joking I mean I was but I was being dead serious no pun intended. Maybe I should expand it to I intend to go out Supreme Gentleman ™ style but more likely she'd just call the cops even though I'm joking especially if the acting is good.

In that sense I say for example :

Her: "You will fall of that balcony."

Me: "That could be fun, especially on LSD and with bit of luck I would hit the guy who is down."

and her laughter response. I also add faces like its really funny or going intentionally overboard sometimes.
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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

I like it when a girl grabs my dick and shoves it in her cooch.

It's IOI's like that where I just know I'm going to get laid.

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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

When you kiss her and the only colour you see in her eyes is white.
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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

Quote: (06-29-2017 10:33 PM)Rocha Wrote:  

When you kiss her and the only colour you see in her eyes is white.

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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

Quote: (06-29-2017 10:45 PM)Dan Woolf Wrote:  

Quote: (06-29-2017 10:33 PM)Rocha Wrote:  

When you kiss her and the only colour you see in her eyes is white.

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Dan...please stop with the gay stuff...

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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

Swallowing is always a solid IOI.
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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

When a girl's whole body is pointing at you and you can tell you have her full attention.

Brave unwavering eye contact

Laughs and looks away then looks back to see if you're still looking.
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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

Quote: (06-29-2017 10:51 PM)Rocha Wrote:  

Quote: (06-29-2017 10:45 PM)Dan Woolf Wrote:  

Quote: (06-29-2017 10:33 PM)Rocha Wrote:  

When you kiss her and the only colour you see in her eyes is white.

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Dan...please stop with the gay stuff...

There's nothing gay about pro wrestling.
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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

When a girl likes literally almost every single new instagram photos or FB photos/status or checks your snapchat constantly.

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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

When they give you a playful punch on the arm or light shove after a cheeky remark.

When they squint, pucker up their lips and tilt their heads trying to figure out if you're for real or playing around when you tell them they're going home with you.

When you bear hug them from the back and can feel her body give just a little bit as you tighten the grip.
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#18

Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

I don't have a favorite, because they all have the same function. Here's one: usually a good sign if she's crossing her legs towards you, but there are many to look out for.
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#19

Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

When she returns the KINO...
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#20

Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

Puppy eyes.
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#21

Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

Calling me an asshole or jerk (in the non serious way, but serious way a close second).

Playful punch or slap after teasing

That means game ON for me.
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#22

Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

When you're sitting next to her and she put's her hand on your leg as she's talking, or she's leaning into you.
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#23

Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

If she's not ticklish, she's used to your touch and probably wants more of it.

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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

Quote: (06-29-2017 08:31 PM)kinjutsu Wrote:  

She puts her number into your phone
This.
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Your Favorite IOI "Tells"

Returning laser eye contact
slightly open mouth, rapt attention
catching her watching me
walking up behind me and running her fingertips lightly down my back, or kissing the top of my bald head
buying me a drink
taking my arm as we move somewhere
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