[Araveug]

OP, you are a brave and decent man. A pioneer of sorts.

Sorry you had such a shit year, now go get 'em....

[sharknado]

I'd be curious to know how it goes with these girls you've been talking to for so long.. have fun man!

[Telly Bravo]

This has been interesting. I'm aware the data sheets for Peru have been all done. I do think this is a different angle.

In Mexico currently on a layover.

Also, my bad if I came off like a pompous jerk with the "lays are a comin'" comment. I was more saying that it's not all platonic or nerd like.

I thought this was a different perspective and all that. Again, fully aware of the comedy and can laugh at myself.

I arrive in Lima at midnight more or less and might even get a flag tonight.

[kirdiesel]

Not a strategy I would employ but subscribed for the updates.

It should work if he's been talking to whatever girls for 6 months. They are now just as invested as he is. However, this is a strategy to find a LTR/Wife and not a lay.

As previously said, for lays time would have been better spent honing game.

[RatInTheWoods]

following this thread with interest.

[NapoleonDynamighty]

Couple of years back before my Poland trip I was pipelining on Tinder and matched a airhostess from Katowice. I set my tinder location to Krakow and 100 mile radius and ended up having a great conversation and spending good few hours chatting to this bird the same day. That night the bird texts me on whatsapp saying she met some friends in Krakow and shes lazy to take the bus to Katowice and wants to come to my place with a bottle of wine. But I am reading Bang Poland in my 44 sq metre apartment in the French alps. So I tell her I appreciate the offer but I am not interested in drunken wham bam thank you mam type scenario. I'd like to take her out on a proper date and seduce her. She falls for it and the next day I tell her I will be travelling for work and be back in Krakow in 2 weeks. Eventually got the shag but the wait was a lot of work keeping up just enough so she didnt lose interest.

Pipelining is a tightrope where you can peak too early.

Coming to OPs post.

I got a sneaky feeling this newbie is a top level troll who is reeling it in via sympathy. Low post count and theres sympathy bait in every text. It might even be the reincarnation of the lad who wanted to know how to get to Israel as a gentille.

In case the above is not true you have to shed a tear for OP. Any man who spends a year talking to birds online has serious life issues that needs addressing. This has retraction and withdrawal symptoms written all over it. For a western dude talking to peruvian girls online for a year you are better off talking to Siri or a Blow up doll, you will find out more about yourself. Get a hobby, hit the gym, read a book even watch Netflix. The women you are pipelining are laying the pipes on you. There is no latina who is talking to you for a year because you have established a connection she is putting in minimum investment groundwork hoping for a passport or financial pay off sometime in the future.

Otherwise I wish you all the best in SA man. You are in for a big fucking surprise when everything comes your way and you live it up. We should take in bets on the odds of OP making the move permanent within the next year.

[Swell]

I would keep chatting for a year if the titties pics didnt stop.

[birthday cat]

(06-09-2017 09:21 PM)NapoleonDynamighty Wrote:  

...
I got a sneaky feeling this newbie is a top level troll who is reeling it in via sympathy. Low post count and theres sympathy bait in every text. It might even be the reincarnation of the lad who wanted to know how to get to Israel as a gentille.

In case the above is not true you have to shed a tear for OP. Any man who spends a year talking to birds online has serious life issues that needs addressing. This has retraction and withdrawal symptoms written all over it. For a western dude talking to peruvian girls online for a year you are better off talking to Siri or a Blow up doll, you will find out more about yourself.
...

This is out of line.

He said he had two friends die and other difficulties in the last year. Give the guy a break.

It doesn't appear that his plan was to pipeline for a year but that is just how things happened because he couldn't travel sooner.

I doubt he is trolling but nobody is going to be able pull of a troll job like this for long anyway.

[DarkTriad]

Some guys actually enjoy flirting online. If he's enjoying the process he's fine.

[Premium]

Firstly...Condolences my friend things seem better for you since your in Mexico.... I'd like to add making a first time trip anywhere takes research and time to plan not to mention learning some Spanish if going to SA. That being said ...yes I'd spend some time figuring out what's in the ladies heads down there (usable for other potential ladies and us)...I think I read or googled everything on Peru (including dengue from mosquitoes..no dengue/yellow fever/zika in Lima).... some of us work and dream 12 months on what to do with 2 weeks vacation and want to get as close to a sure thing as possible...I see nothing wrong chatting for 12 months... employment is all dead time so do it on company time!.....now you wrote the other choice was Philippines...so I'll bet you farted around with the ladies there and did some fence sitting till you fell to Peru...LMAO

Roosh's site has a wide range of age groups/incomes/real life responsibilities or none and different strategies..it's like a huge buffet hopefully without the STD's....update us!

[Telly Bravo]

Hey brothers,

I don't expect anything of sympathy or for even people to believe me. i wanted to paint a picture of where I was at. Unfortunately life has a funny way of being not always great at points.

I chose Peru mainly due to lack of jet lag, and my Spanish isn't too bad.

So far, I landed, and everyone has been so cool. I made out with the hostel manager, who's one I pipelined for some time. She grabbed Mr. Happy as well.

Anyhow, I will let you guys know. I offered a different perspective which involved some hardships. You don't have to give me pity. Just wanted to give my unique take on things.

Shadilay.

[crispytaco]

For all haters, it seems Telly is doing well so far in Peru.

[Crisp]

I found it funny after reading the OP, I thought to myself, "What the fuck?" a year of pipelining. I then glanced at the 1 user that liked the post "WhatTheFuck."

Anyway, just busting balls. Good luck on the trip.

[germanico]

(06-09-2017 07:25 AM)Telly Bravo Wrote:  

Am I quirky? Yep. Won't deny it.
Am I hurting from an awful year? Yep. Never felt so defeated, despite not staying at home like an 800lb A&E hopeful.
Again, was this the best use of my time? It's hard to say. This trip could be the trip of my life.
Am I recommending this as a way to you brothers? No, this isn't the Telly Bravo forum.

Am I self-deprecating?
Am I avoiding responsibility for my own life and actions?
Am I looking to justify my own shortcomings to myself?
Am I clueless about what I actually desire in life or just hoping for better than nothing?

[scrambled]

[Telly Bravo]

Four bangs in one day. Make outs every day.

Will give full detail.

But I will say this, I am very tall to the average Peruvian. I am very pasty gringo. But...

There's no real gringo factor where they come up to you out of no where.

I'd say a few were friendly but I think more often they looked at me as a freak.

Bangs came from pipelining, make outs from club game.

[NapoleonDynamighty]

[quote='Telly Bravo' pid='1593469' dateline='1497547301']
Four bangs in one day. Make outs every day.


Hahhahaha this thread is going exactly in the direction I was hoping for.

[Darkwing Buck]

Guys with approach skills/experience should never be fearful if pipelining falls through.

[Putin Closes]

(06-15-2017 12:21 PM)Telly Bravo Wrote:  

Four bangs in one day. Make outs every day.

Will give full detail.

But I will say this, I am very tall to the average Peruvian. I am very pasty gringo. But...

There's no real gringo factor where they come up to you out of no where.

I'd say a few were friendly but I think more often they looked at me as a freak.

Bangs came from pipelining, make outs from club game.

Quatro a Piehole. Well done sir. Pasty Gringo is a huge DHV in South America FYI plus tall. Enjoy your trip.

[crispytaco]

4 bangs in 1 day? In the meantime I got 4 flakes in one day in Colombia ...?

[Cambodian Creamsicle]

Year of pipelining paying huge dividends.

[Jagnum]

(06-15-2017 12:21 PM)Telly Bravo Wrote:  

Four bangs in one day.

[Palo_alto]

I pipe lined for 3 days before visiting Cusco and Lima last week. 3 new notches in 7 days. Even went to my first Motel in Lima for 50 soles near La Molina.

Peru is as easy as it gets.

I am 5 foot 10 and I am tall as fuck in Lima

Good luck. You will have fun even with little game, looks. Just have logistics set up and a decent tinder profile.

If you need any help get around PM me

[Telly Bravo]

I'm down to the last two nights. Time to just chill out.

Almost banged two sisters. Obviously at different times.

Made out with both of them at different points, while walking them home.

''Twas fun

[Telly Bravo]

I will say the quarto pie hole, came from a bang early in the day, thanks to a hostel manager

Two came at night when I booked a Airbnb. And then one in the morning, right before check out.

All from Tinder.