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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim
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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

It's about damn time that girl found some religion! I guess Scientology is all booked up right now.


Now Lindsay Lohan wears a BURKINI: Mean Girls star hits the beach in modest swimwear in Thailand while studying Islam
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...iland.html

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Damn, she's looking so haawt! Shake that thang, girl!
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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

In before she gets raped and murdered.

Quote: (11-15-2014 09:06 AM)Little Dark Wrote:  
This thread is not going in the direction I was hoping for.
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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

Quote: (04-05-2017 07:31 PM)Oz. Wrote:  

In before she gets raped and murdered.
But not necessarily in that order.
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#4

Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

The things a girl has to do to get a man after hitting the wall.

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#5

Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

She is hoping one of her Dubai porta-potty clients will mary her if she converts.
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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim






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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

Jesus fucking Christ lol what a fucking mess of a woman I didn't think it could get worse.

Vice-Captain - #TeamWaitAndSee
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#8

Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

So how long before she joins ISIS?
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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

Quote: (04-05-2017 07:49 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  

So how long before she joins ISIS?

She can't even spell ISIS.
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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

Quote: (04-05-2017 07:49 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

Jesus fucking Christ lol what a fucking mess of a woman I didn't think it could get worse.

She could always try to out-Kardashian Bruce Jenner.

First female to male hollywood transgender muslim.
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#11

Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

Good. This whole mess is only going to get more hilarious. Allah u Akbar!
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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

Quote: (04-05-2017 07:49 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

Jesus fucking Christ lol what a fucking mess of a woman I didn't think it could get worse.

She goes from gutter slut to alcoholic to lesbian to drug addict to sunni moslem.

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I remember having a crush on her as a young teenager when Parent Trap came out.

Now this herpes-addled used-up jizz mop has hit rock bottom-- and started to dig.

Fuck, of all the brain damaged whores to go such a route why couldn't it have been Louise Mensch?
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#13

Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

Remember one of our forum members banged her.

Take care of those titties for me.
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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

Quote: (04-05-2017 08:14 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

Remember one of our forum members banged her.

Proof or it didn't happen.

Vice-Captain - #TeamWaitAndSee
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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

I think we already got a thread about Lindsay becoming Muslim, but here's my joke again:

She's probably sitting there with the imam saying " I thought you meant MY CAREER was gonna blow up!"

Aloha!
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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

Quote: (04-05-2017 08:14 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

Remember one of our forum members banged her.

RIP

The public will judge a man by what he lifts, but those close to him will judge him by what he carries.
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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

Quote: (04-05-2017 08:38 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

Quote: (04-05-2017 08:14 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

Remember one of our forum members banged her.

Proof or it didn't happen.

Quote: (03-12-2014 03:10 PM)Dagonet Wrote:  

McQueen mentioned that he banged Lindsay Lohan in the intro to our first podcast, haha. True story.

Take care of those titties for me.
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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

Quote: (04-05-2017 08:42 PM)Kona Wrote:  

I think we already got a thread about Lindsay becoming Muslim, but here's my joke again:

She's probably sitting there with the imam saying " I thought you meant MY CAREER was gonna blow up!"

Aloha!

My career not my rear!!

Take care of those titties for me.
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#19

Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

Looks like another phase she is going through. It will pass right through her ass soon enough. Thank God she isnt married with kids.....
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#20

Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

She's about as Muslim as a pack of Hebrew National hotdogs.
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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

Quote: (04-05-2017 08:46 PM)LastKing Wrote:  

She's about as Muslim as a pack of Hebrew National hotdogs.

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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

I saw her getup referenced as being a new 'fashion line'.

There's a good chance this is all just a money making venture for her.
If she actually makes any money from it...
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#23

Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

over under on when 4chan autists will have that tribal shit on shirt replaced with isis flag?. turn the spear into one also.
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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

Quote: (04-05-2017 08:44 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

Quote: (04-05-2017 08:38 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

Quote: (04-05-2017 08:14 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

Remember one of our forum members banged her.

Proof or it didn't happen.

Quote: (03-12-2014 03:10 PM)Dagonet Wrote:  

McQueen mentioned that he banged Lindsay Lohan in the intro to our first podcast, haha. True story.

Con artist McQueen or the other one?

Vice-Captain - #TeamWaitAndSee
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Lindsay Lohan is Now a Muslim

Quote: (04-05-2017 09:14 PM)CynicalContrarian Wrote:  

I saw her getup referenced as being a new 'fashion line'.

There's a good chance this is all just a money making venture for her.
If she actually makes any money from it...

The cocaine and herpes medication isn't going to pay for itself.
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