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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick
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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

It comes across as Zoolander on water with obligatory white people joke deliver by black actor (reminiscent of Ghostbusters reboot). At least there is no sign of feminism.




Watching an episode of the TV series may provide more entertainment value.

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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

That black chick on the right.... same one from Billions, best part of the show

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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

Quote: (03-23-2017 07:02 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

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Too many white people in one image.

I'm triggered.

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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

I see lots of filthy skanks with tattoo's. No fat people?
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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

Where's The Hoff?!
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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

Quote: (03-23-2017 07:02 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

...At least there is no sign of feminism.

I'd be all for a 'free the nipple' campaign.
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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

This looks retarded. But I'll probably watch it. A good movie to liquor up some cinema sodas and watch with your buddies.

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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

It's got Alexandra Daddario in it.... her tits made me believe there is a god.
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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

Tattoos still haven't caught on with actresses. They know it's a business that sells itself on appearance and that anyone with a tattoo is going to have a big disadvantage over anyone without one. They might get small ones, but they are never obvious with them.

Kristen Bell is one big exception. Of course, you almost never see her tattoos. She also has done lots of voice work for that reason.
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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

Quote: (03-23-2017 11:22 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

It's got Alexandra Daddario in it.... her tits made me believe there is a god.

They are on full display in season 1 of True Detective.

And yes, agreed, they are a sight to behold.
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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

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Quote: (03-23-2017 11:22 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

It's got Alexandra Daddario in it.... her tits made me believe there is a god.
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I remember when she went topless in true detective... what a great day of television

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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

I remember watching Baywatch as a teenager every weekend. Don't ask me about the plot cause I can't remember any...
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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

Old Baywatch. That brings it back.

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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

Seems easier and cheaper to just visit a porn site.

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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

Looks mildly amusing.

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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

No Hoff, No Watch.

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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

The 90s weren't exactly a simpler time, but I miss the days when you could call the show "Babewatch" without triggering some retard.
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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

More NSFW goodness in this thread from March 2016: it talks about the bay watch remake as well:

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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

What Yasmine Bleeth looks like today is a tragedy. Thank God they knew to pack this movie with women like this:

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...The direction this thread is going in..
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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

Looks absolutely terrible. When even the trailer is awful, you're in trouble.

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Quote: (03-24-2017 01:38 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  

What Yasmine Bleeth looks like today is a tragedy. Thank God they knew to pack this movie with women like this:

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Didn't know she was acting outside Carl Jr commercials. Charlotte McKinney can get it.

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Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

Damn, this thread needs a NSFW tag!
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#24

Baywatch has been rebooted as a teenager comedy flick

I'd go see it, looks funny enough even if they were trying to push a little. But better than some of the crap out there.

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