[Hoser]

We all know that there's usually a strong correlation between face and body.

This thread would be equally profound if it were titled "Hey guys, have you noticed that it feels nice to stick your peepee into a girl?"

[Vladimir Poontang]

(03-18-2017 11:56 PM)kosko Wrote:  

To OP, yes, you somewhat can. Certain clues and traits you can pick up on that can give you a good guess. I would not call my self a scholar of this but I have been way to invested into the female form since I was kid. Now as an adult I have seen the inside of way too many swingers clubs, too many sloppy pool parties with topless or naked broads, topless beaches, etc and from that I have seen literally, and I kid you not, hundreds upon hundreds (hell maybe even a thousand +) of women naked. It has gotten to the point where I can take a good guess if a girl will look good to me naked. The science isn't foolproof but it can work in many cases.

The only definite thing I can tell you is that more girls look better with clothes on done up than naked. Majority of girls have somewhat basic and pedestrian bodies. It is what it is.

Many girls also play tons of games with special bras, shapers, tapes, etc. But certain TYPES OF girls will do these types of tricks (think of hoes all up in a top shelf club trying to swerve into booths) If you now how to spot very attractive more natural women they will use less gimmicks as they are just put together well with much less work.

I will try to explain for boobs for example when I have more time. I'd have to find pictures examples to explain what I am taking about. Pornstars would have to be used as references.

But how a girls breasts sits in her bra and how her clevedge sits can give you an idea if her breasts are perky or droppers. Also, depending n what she is wearing and how sheer it is you can get enough information about her nips and areola and make a God guess. Certain things such as full lips will give clues toward more full areola. Not often will a girl with thin lips have big areola. Also there is a way the breath will sit in the bra is her areola are large with a set of good sized boobs. Also how a woman flaunts her boobs is a good tell as well. Most girls who are not ethnic wil get self conscious about big areolas and won't have them "out there" as much as a girl who has perfect or very nice nipples. Girls with good racks know what they got because dudes thirst em up and lots of women will compliment other women if they have a great set of tits.

To the rest OP isn't crazy. I just don't think most men would ever have the investment of time or to be constantly in the atmosphere to really see tons of samples to just get patterns going. I view it the same as a really good pro scout being able to find hidden talent in young athletes. It gets to a point where you can just locate patterns and catch certain clues. You will never get it right 100% of the the but you can get it correct many times versus not (with a touch of luck as always).

Full lips, full areola, I guess that makes sense. I know about full lips correlating to thick pussy lips, but I get the feeling it doesn't always. I also suspect that it's probably harder to predict larger areas (thighs, ass). Maybe there could be something to interpret from the cheeks, chin and forehead.

[Vladimir Poontang]

(03-19-2017 12:39 AM)fokker Wrote:  

Oh no. Someone on the internet thinks I'm a troll, and they're letting me know in such an original manner. Oooooh, I'm shitting my pants. Opinions...so scary. Go on, why don't you tell me that the OP is a faggot too. I'll be really butthurt, I promise.

[Suits]

(03-19-2017 06:30 AM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  

(03-19-2017 12:39 AM)fokker Wrote:  

Oh no. Someone on the internet thinks I'm a troll, and they're letting me know in such an original manner. Oooooh, I'm shitting my pants. Opinions...so scary. Go on, why don't you tell me that the OP is a faggot too. I'll be really butthurt, I promise.

Better to keep your mouth shut and have others think you a troll, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

[Vladimir Poontang]

(03-19-2017 09:02 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(03-19-2017 06:30 AM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  

(03-19-2017 12:39 AM)fokker Wrote:  

Oh no. Someone on the internet thinks I'm a troll, and they're letting me know in such an original manner. Oooooh, I'm shitting my pants. Opinions...so scary. Go on, why don't you tell me that the OP is a faggot too. I'll be really butthurt, I promise.

Better to keep your mouth shut and have others think you a troll, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

That's not how we do things in Russia, but ok.

[PapayaTapper]

If you see a girls face then she's already 1/3 naked

[seabridge]

I love it when the girls body looks better without clothes on

[ivansirko]

(03-19-2017 03:00 AM)Hoser Wrote:  

We all know that there's usually a strong correlation between face and body.

This thread would be equally profound if it were titled "Hey guys, have you noticed that it feels nice to stick your peepee into a girl?"

Reasonable facsimile of OP finding out about sex?

[questor70]

I'd say insofar as determining age and ethnicity, yes, you can predict with a certain level of accuracy what the rest will look like.

For instance, as women age their area above their boobs up to their neck tends to dry out and get freckly. Their hands also get veiny. You can then extrapolate how saggy their boobs or crotch may be from this. Of course, the expert players here don't target 40+ but for the women I go for there's such a wide variability that looking at these exposed areas is a good litmus-test.

On the flipside, young women with natural boobs who haven't had kids tend to have a certain "nubile" look to them. You can kind of visualize the complete package from the overall proportions. They tend to have narrower hips and flatter chests. You'll pretty much know underneath it all that nothing will be drooping, no stretch-marks, etc...

The one thing I can't really predict with any accuracy is whether their crotch will be an "innie" or an "outie". I associate innies with youth or lack of notches but it's not necessarily the case. The thinner a woman is the more exposed their inner labia will likely be, but that's kind of separate from the overall natural size of them. I think black women are probably more likely to have huge clits and asians on average have less body hair and their pubic hair can be straight and kind of clump together into a mohawk which is really cool.

Also as far as weight... Women are experts at wearing clothing that obscures their bulk. I'm pretty good at seeing through that to figure out where there are saddlebags or pot-bellies and what not.

(BTW, it's a shame what happened to Kathleen Turner. She was such a hottie back in the day.)

[stugatz]

(03-18-2017 07:48 PM)Rocha Wrote:  

(03-18-2017 07:39 PM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  

Suppose you want to know certain features on a girl's body, can you get any clues as to what's there that you can't immediately tell (i.e. breast shape, nipple size, areola size, pussy, ass), by noting certain facial features?

I don't know, but your username is awesome.

Yeah, the username alone is enough reason for me to be hesitant about banning him...well played OP.

[Phoenix]

(03-19-2017 03:00 AM)Hoser Wrote:  

We all know that there's usually a strong correlation between face and body.

Hell no, possibly even an inverse correlation.

[Hoser]

Phoenix, wherever you're from: I'm sorry, man, that you have to go through that.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

Seriously - I can even predict the looks of a girl watching the back of her head, let alone the front.

Girls rarely can hide fat in her face and only few are "sitting beauties" of little facial fat with massive asses.

The only difficulty is assessing the weight of secret internet fatties, but even that can be easily managed with some experience. After a while you know what game is up. Some even prefer to Skype first - Game saves time and you can warm up a girl like that.

Vladimir Poontang - nice, question not so logical.

[Conscious Pirate]

(03-18-2017 08:26 PM)Vladimir Poontang Wrote:  

(03-18-2017 08:17 PM)Conscious Pirate Wrote:  

I hope you don't get banned yet, cause your eventual banning could be quite epic I'm sure.

But a suspension for starting ridiculous threads & being a faggot seems quite on the cards.

As long as my dreams of being the next Little Dark don't get crushed just yet, that's fine by me.

By the way, what's so ridiculous about the topic of the thread? Don't you ever wonder what girls look like naked? Don't answer that. We don't need two bannings.

All the time. This is the secret as I stated earlier...

(03-18-2017 08:06 PM)Conscious Pirate Wrote:  

As long as you're spitting game simultaneously.

Accept no substitutes. Or get banned for being a faggot.

[General Stalin]

No. Unless she has a fat face, then you can probably bet she has a fat body.

Also OP just signed up a month ago but knows about old forum memes and speaks cavalierly about his ribbing and potential total banning. Likely a previously banned member.

[Phoenix]

(03-19-2017 02:05 PM)Hoser Wrote:  

Phoenix, wherever you're from: I'm sorry, man, that you have to go through that.

Not really. Just from observation over a long period of time: it's easier for a small girl to grow a pretty face than a larger girl to (smaller distance to maintain symmetry over, smaller facial features etc). But a larger girl tends to have more body: longer legs, more hips, stronger-fuller thighs and butt, bigger breasts etc.

Naturally by large I mean in the Asian sense, where high body fat percentages are so rare as to not need factoring in, as opposed to the American sense.

I think genetically these two things are somewhat at odds with each other; and thus having both at the same time is such a lofty genetic feat.

[Tex Cruise]

I do sincerely hope that OP reaches his goal of Littledark-esque status before his inevitable banning, but I just have one Johnbozz to ask.

Is there a way to tell what OP looks like by his thread title?


Like this?



This?

[Vladimir Poontang]

(03-20-2017 02:21 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  

No. Unless she has a fat face, then you can probably bet she has a fat body.

Also OP just signed up a month ago but knows about old forum memes and speaks cavalierly about his ribbing and potential total banning. Likely a previously banned member.

No, I'm a long time lurker. I know what it's like around here, nothing surprises me. The ribbing doesn't bother me, I knew it was coming. No biggie.

[Vladimir Poontang]

Tex Cruise, I can handle being called a faggot, a loser, whatever. But I draw the line at posting photos of me at home. Remove them immediately (the top one, that is. I don't know who the other guy is).

[realologist]

So which former banned member are you?

[Vladimir Poontang]

(03-20-2017 07:07 AM)realologist Wrote:  

So which former banned member are you?

Ringo.

[Suits]

Hey guys, is there a way to tell how much money a man earns by looking at his penis?

Asking for a friend.

[PapayaTapper]

(03-20-2017 11:19 AM)Suits Wrote:  

Hey guys, is there a way to tell how much money a man earns by looking at his penis?

Asking for a friend.

No but if you watch how closely some chicks look at it you can determine how much money she thinks he makes

[Hoser]

Phoenix, I didn't know that you lived in SEA (or so it seems). I was apparently exercising my "White privilege" when I answered re: face/body correlation. In general, pretty White women are also finely formed women, including, as Zel states, even the backs of their heads (smallish, rounded head + hair neatly pulled into a pony tail, propped up by a slender, longish neck usually = babe).

As for Asians, Africans, and Latin Americans, however, I have little experience in judging attractiveness. Asians especially, both men and women, are empirically the most androgynous-looking of all peoples.

[Kamikaze]

I agree with Kosko on a lot of stuff. One thing that hasn't been mentioned:

Eyebrows. Eyebrows to me, have been a dead giveaway with regards to body hair and bush coverage. Strong eyebrows with thicker hairs have meant, without fail, thicker pussy hairs that are shaving-resistant.