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Scarlett Johansson to divorce, again
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Scarlett Johansson to divorce, again

Dem titties doe
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Scarlett Johansson to divorce, again

I figured this had to be what was going on behind the scenes when I caught her (short-haired) self shrieking to that crowd of feminist harpies in DC the other day. If she was in a happy marriage, there's no way she would have drank the poison koolaid down so vehemently like this.

Another thought I had was that the main celebrities that spoke out at the DC march were all basically the same - washed up post-wall post-prime actresses/performers who have all had divorces (most more than one) and are obviously still bitter about them. Scarlett Johansson, Ashley Judd, Madonna, Cher....am I missing anyone? I heard even Jane Fonda made an appearance.
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Scarlett Johansson to divorce, again

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YUCKY YOU.
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Scarlett Johansson to divorce, again

Quote: (01-26-2017 02:32 PM)BladeRunner Wrote:  

Quote: (01-26-2017 09:34 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

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I thought this thread is about Scar Jo. Whos' the kid in the Little Drummer Boy outfit?

Conflicting messages from her. She's protesting but cut her hair like Barron Trump.

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Scarlett Johansson to divorce, again

I just noticed. Her and whatsherface Lady gaga have the same commie haircut.
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Quote: (01-26-2017 03:31 PM)Le Sigh Wrote:  

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That a stick and poke?
I think I could offer her my services...

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Unanswerable...

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yeah she's got some legendary cans but once they get that pixie dyke haircut i'm out. short hair on otherwise feminine women is grotesque, masculine, and a damn shame.
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Scarlett Johansson to divorce, again

She's certainly not the crème de la crème these days, especially with that dyke 'do. But I'm willing to bet if a chick that looked like her (with long hair) started talking to any of us at a bar, we'd be hard pressed to turn her down. Especially, if after a few drinks she said, "Let's get out of here."
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That horseshoe is one of the shittiest tats I've ever seen- it looks like a 5th-grade Home Ec project. You'd think an A-list starlet could do better.

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Quote: (01-26-2017 02:32 PM)BladeRunner Wrote:  

Quote: (01-26-2017 09:34 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

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I thought this thread is about Scar Jo. Whos' the kid in the Little Drummer Boy outfit?

like a shitty 90's boyband haircut. ugh
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Quote: (01-26-2017 04:57 PM)Baldwin81 Wrote:  

Unanswerable...

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They're well taken care of.

Take care of those titties for me.
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Scarlett Johansson to divorce, again

Hottie
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Scarlett Johansson to divorce, again

Quote: (01-26-2017 03:31 PM)Le Sigh Wrote:  

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YUCKY YOU.

^^^
Homo.
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Scarlett Johansson to divorce, again

She went from Black Widow to Captain Marvel.

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That's pretty sneaky.

Like something a spy would do.

You know what Black Widow is?

A Russian-spy.

We're onto your sleeper agent game, Scarlett Johansson.

Or is it, Natasha Romanov?
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Scarlett Johansson to divorce, again

She got a breast reduction not too long ago, I thought.

So that seals it for me. That is the worst desecration a woman can visit upon herself.

Then she cut the hair short. Scarlett, you're dead to me.
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Quote: (01-26-2017 11:33 AM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

She was hot as fuck in 2001.

Was she? Here is a picture of her in Ghost World, which was released in September 2001.

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I remember watching that movie, although it was pretty forgetful. I also remember that she had no impression on me at all. I had actually forgotten she was in it.

The other girl is Thora Birch. She also played Lester Burnham's daughter in American Beauty.

She does look a little better by herself though. I guess the appeal really is her tits. I've never cared much about tits anyway.

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Quote: (01-26-2017 09:04 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

Quote: (01-26-2017 08:46 AM)puckerman Wrote:  

This is a woman whose alleged "sex appeal" has always been a mystery to me. I still don't think she's that great looking.

Because she's Hollywood, her sex appeal is entirely the result of camera angles and certain paedophilic tendencies in producers. If you had to nail down the reasons she appeals to men, it comes down to natural double-Ds, blue eyes, lips like a blow-up doll, and a jaw that isn't square.

There were rumors that the rack was fake - then she did nude scenes and pretty much confirmed it. In Under the Skin her boobs look deflated, like she had the implants taken out.

Or maybe she just waited too long to do a nude scene and sagged naturally.
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RE: ScarJo in 2001.

It depends how old (or young) you were then. I was still very young so I did not think she was hot until a few years later.

But looking at her then - now - you can see the potential.

You can see very clearly that she was going to be very attractive once she finished growing into a young woman. The eyes, and good face proportions are all there and even when younger she still have some good shape to her tits. If you were in College in 2001 and had that as your GF you would be doing good.


Quote: (01-26-2017 05:51 PM)LeoneVolpe Wrote:  

She's certainly not the crème de la crème these days, especially with that dyke 'do. But I'm willing to bet if a chick that looked like her (with long hair) started talking to any of us at a bar, we'd be hard pressed to turn her down. Especially, if after a few drinks she said, "Let's get out of here."


And I would reply:

"I'm good. Go tuck your kids in to bed"

I have no desire to bed twice divorced, 30+, single mothers. I am a black man and have enough of those feral females hovering around me. I'm good.

You roll the dice with these broads, take one home and she is nuts, or her body, when you get her naked, is just fucking pathetic from the ravages of child birth.

I don't care how hot she was. She just isn't as hot now. What more can it be about?

Where is the time machine to send your dick back 10 years to smash her in her prime?

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^^ Niggas going to need a Samsung VR with Perfect 10 playing while smashing her to think you gonna get anything close to this:

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She used to be prime rib. So damn bad. This picture above alone I probably fapped to a bunch of times. She was so fucking hot. One of the few blondes that drove me nuts. So take my shots at her with some weight, I used to lust over this bitch.

Now though:
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She looks pathetic now.

She would be of much better use as a wing woman to help you set up a threesome with a much hotter and younger bisexual woman. Imagine the hot bitches you could lure into bed using her as bait. I could line up a spread of 9s who would just want to smell ScarJo's damn hair and in return let me do anything I want to them. That would be her peak value as a old, haggard looking, twice divorced woman with a known name.

Call me difficult but I am just to stubborn with non-negotiable. No mid-year, divorced, faded looks, single mothers. I can't think of any more red flags then a woman who could not keep a advanced older man who popped his kid and put a ring on her. A man who likely is calm and done with the day to day hunt. These sorts of men are not hard to please (Don't be a bitch, be a good mother, stay attractive). This means she scares men away and is either crazy or stupid or a combination of both.

This all reminds me of the thirsty dudes who all still try to smash the hot girl from HS 10-15 years into the future even after she finished popping out 5 kids and having a bombed out stomach. She went from looking like Beyonce to looking like fat Raven Symonne but dudes still thirsty for it. Dudes just thirsty to drink that dirty water from a has been mop that been forgotten in the storage closet. That shit is trash. Toss the mop out and get something new. You ain't bringing it back. The nostalgia fades away with time, and the reality of today is still what will stare you in the face. One can close their eyes and dream but when you start feeling her cellulite, hear her moans sound more like a elderly horse versus a sexually charged young female, and hear her quieef every other stroke because her pussy more open than a pothole. All that eye closing and daydreaming ain't going to save you. She is on the wrong side of 30 already and disgusting behavior of her chopping of her hair and getting shitty tattoos shows her head is not in the right place.

To each their own. What is good for me may not be good for you or the next man. So of course...

Go at it. She is all yours.

But if we are saying that she is at the same bar we are at, then I expect other Hollywood types to be there.

You go take Comrade ScarJO home, and I'll take this Nordic MILF home instead:
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She turns 37 this year and makes ScarJo look like a bad Ellen Halloween costume.

Nadia Bojrlin has been giving me steady wood since 1999 and still gives me steady wood in 2017. You don't need to go off some nostalgia shit with Nadia, the bitch is still hot as hell, even at 37.

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Quote: (01-26-2017 11:35 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  

Quote: (01-26-2017 09:04 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

Quote: (01-26-2017 08:46 AM)puckerman Wrote:  

This is a woman whose alleged "sex appeal" has always been a mystery to me. I still don't think she's that great looking.

Because she's Hollywood, her sex appeal is entirely the result of camera angles and certain paedophilic tendencies in producers. If you had to nail down the reasons she appeals to men, it comes down to natural double-Ds, blue eyes, lips like a blow-up doll, and a jaw that isn't square.

There were rumors that the rack was fake - then she did nude scenes and pretty much confirmed it. In Under the Skin her boobs look deflated, like she had the implants taken out.

Or maybe she just waited too long to do a nude scene and sagged naturally.

It was too late to edit my post.

Compare her nudes to the firmness in this clip.

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Regarding her face, the girl has been chainsmoking since she was 15. That brutalizes a woman's looks.

This was the photoshoot that solidified her as a hot chick. Most guys here would call her a definite WB if she still looked like this. She's fallen quite far from here.

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Quote: (01-26-2017 05:59 PM)LeeEnfield303 Wrote:  

That horseshoe is one of the shittiest tats I've ever seen- it looks like a 5th-grade Home Ec project. You'd think an A-list starlet could do better.

Looks like something that was done in prison with a razor and a broken ball-point pen.
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Quote: (01-26-2017 09:16 AM)weambulance Wrote:  

It's shocking how unattractive some Hollywood chicks are in real life. Mila Kunis is the example that leaps to mind first. Especially when she was younger she looked great on screen but in reality, she's this assless skinny-fat chick to whom I would never give a second glance if I saw her on the street.

An earlier post from me:

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I just saw her in person, she was standing outside a food truck with a female assistant ordering food. She stood in front of me for 10 mins and she’s so average looking that I didn’t even notice her for the first 5 mins.

I couldn't remember who she was, I knew she was in Oz the Great and Powerful so I googled that and got her name.

She has zero curves on her and her skin isn’t great. She’s also pretty short, online says she’s 5’4”. I estimate her at 5’1” to 5’2”.

She’s a 6 at best…I have no idea how this woman is considered a leading Hollywood star, she wasn’t even the best looking woman within 20 feet of where I was standing when I saw her.
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Quote: (01-27-2017 01:34 AM)WalterBlack Wrote:  

Quote: (01-26-2017 09:16 AM)weambulance Wrote:  

It's shocking how unattractive some Hollywood chicks are in real life. Mila Kunis is the example that leaps to mind first.

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She’s a 6 at best…I have no idea how this woman is considered a leading Hollywood star, she wasn’t even the best looking woman within 20 feet of where I was standing when I saw her.

My gym in LA was filled with wannabe actresses - every one of them was hotter than (((Mila))). But I give her some credit, she didn't have a ton of LA connections and generally got ahead because she showed some talent early on.
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Megan Fox is another pathetic woman in real life.

I saw her a few years back here during the TIFF festival.

She is barley even 5 feet and looks stumpy. Her skin is bumpy. Her face also looks great in photos, but not so much in real life.

She was not ugly but just pathetically standard for some woman who was peddled as a sex symbol in Hollywood. She looked like a Toronto Sun Sunshine Girl with less tits and ass, that sort of quality for those who know Toronto well. For those who don't know Toronto, then she looked no better than a some mid-level stripper that does not dance on the weekends, that type of hot.
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Quote: (01-27-2017 12:48 AM)kosko Wrote:  

And I would reply:

"I'm good. Go tuck your kids in to bed"

I have no desire to bed twice divorced, 30+, single mothers. I am a black man and have enough of those feral females hovering around me. I'm good.


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