[Le Sigh]

As a further sign that highly contrived virtue signalling relationships/marriages show no signs of abating, the 33-year-old Reddit co-counder Alexis Ohanian got down on one knee and proposed to a 35-year-old steroid-ladden tennis star... that is about to retire, smash the wall, and swell up to 300-lbs.

The hag-to-be does not sound genuinely happy or very enthusiastic about it, in her own words framing her cuckold-to-be as "someone" who also wooed her with a romantic getaway, and got postulate in front of her deity, and she merely said yes.

Quote:

Serena Williams' engagement poem

I came home
A little late
Someone had a bag packed for me
And a carriage awaited
Destination: Rome
To escort me to my very own "charming"
Back to where our stars first collided
And now it was full circle
At the same table we first met by chance
This time he made it not by chance
But by choice
Down on one knee
He said 4 words
And
Isaidyes
- Source: Reddit

And who is Alexis Ohanian? According to Wikipedia he is the product of a German mother who had vag tingles for some refugee cum back in the 1980s:

Quote:

Ohanian was born to Chris Ohanian, an Armenian-American whose family were Armenian Genocide survivors who came to the US as refugees, and a German-born mother, Anke, who worked as an au pair and overstayed her visa when she fell in love with Ohanian's father.

Geek bro:


Workplace:


Dolled up:

[John Michael Kane]

If she gives him a tight hug with those biceps around his pencil neck, he's a gonner. Unintentional manlet-slaughter, I wouldn't convict if on the jury.

[Captainstabbin]

Her net worth is over 33 times his - $150 million. If there's no prenup, he might just be playing a long con.

[John Michael Kane]

(12-30-2016 05:34 AM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  

Her net worth is over 33 times his - $150 million. If there's no prenup, he might just be playing a long con.

Maybe he's cagier than we give him credit for. Still, he shouldn't let her on top.

[BillShatnerSmoothAF]

i enjoy the manoshere, the racial component gets tiresome at times tho. I see you taking shots at the guy for his racial makeup, would be curious to find out what yours really is. Shaping good men to be leaders of family and community is how i see the manoshpere, dont care what color a man wife is at all, does she do right by him is what matters.

[Sumanguru]

Serena dated/fucked rappers and athletes when she was younger, and as she's reaching mid-30s she's settling for the nice beta (who is physically smaller than she is).

Classic Alpha Fux Beta Bucks story.

She'll be bored out of her mind and surrounded by too many alphas. I'd be surprised if this marriage lasts 5 years.

[John Michael Kane]

(12-30-2016 06:21 AM)BillShatnerSmoothAF Wrote:  

i enjoy the manoshere, the racial component gets tiresome at times tho. I see you taking shots at the guy for his racial makeup, would be curious to find out what yours really is. Shaping good men to be leaders of family and community is how i see the manoshpere, dont care what color a man wife is at all, does she do right by him is what matters.

The manosphere is about telling the truth, even when it hurts. The truth is that Williams is a steroid abusing athlete. The truth is that she is 35 freaking years old, and is just now settling down after having lived a party lifestyle. What man in his right mind would marry her? I couldn't care less about her skin color. This woman isn't worth marrying if she was lilly white. She has the body of a weight-lifting transsexual. Can you imagine having that as your wife? Totally emasculating. These are harsh truths, but that doesn't make them any less factual.

[nomadbrah]

In for bicep routine.

[Cr33pin]

He probably gets down on both knees when he sucks her dick

[Sumanguru]

(12-30-2016 06:21 AM)BillShatnerSmoothAF Wrote:  

i enjoy the manoshere, the racial component gets tiresome at times tho. I see you taking shots at the guy for his racial makeup

(12-30-2016 06:29 AM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  

I couldn't care less about her skin color.

He never said you did. He said OP's racial comment was a superfluous attack and attacks like that get old, and I agree with him.

(12-30-2016 05:23 AM)Le Sigh Wrote:  

And who is Alexis Ohanian? According to Wikipedia he is the product of a German mother who had vag tingles for some refugee cum back in the 1980s:

Quote:

Ohanian was born to Chris Ohanian, an Armenian-American whose family were Armenian Genocide survivors who came to the US as refugees, and a German-born mother, Anke, who worked as an au pair and overstayed her visa when she fell in love with Ohanian's father.

Alexis' ethnic background is not unique or even germane to the Alpha Fux Beta Bux situation that's in play here. Plenty of white, and black, and Asian, and other men have fallen for it. And yeah, Serena looks like a dude and is bigger than him. No one in this thread is disputing that. Again, how is his ancestry relevant? This question isn't some PC OMG LET'S BE POLITICALLY CORRECT shit, it's literally asking how is this relevant, because it seems superfluous and divisive.

[Malone]

That's a fucking tranny.

This website seems to support the point while not trying to:

http://www.womenstennisblog.com/2010/11/...-williams/

[fokker]

Relevant: https://vjetropev.blogspot.com.au/2013/0...liams.html

I linked that blog over at ROK once and it went down quite well.

[BillShatnerSmoothAF]

i was going to reply but Sumanguru did it much better than i ever could of. im not college educated or a wordsmith, just a simple man trying to improve himself. Im white, my girlfriend is black. If you are triggered by that go find a safespace snowflakes

[britchard]

She is going to absolutely balloon up after she stops playing.

[Cr33pin]

(12-30-2016 08:10 AM)BillShatnerSmoothAF Wrote:  

i was going to reply but Sumanguru did it much better than i ever could of. im not college educated or a wordsmith, just a simple man trying to improve himself. Im white, my girlfriend is black. If you are triggered by that go find a safespace snowflakes

Maybe I'm missing the picture here but where has anyone said anything about him being white and her being black as the problem? If you are so into self improvement maybe you should stop searching high and low for things to be offended by on the internet... its one thing if people were bashing the couple for being interracial.. but thats not the case.... snowflake

[Sumanguru]

(12-30-2016 08:10 AM)BillShatnerSmoothAF Wrote:  

i was going to reply but Sumanguru did it much better than i ever could of. im not college educated or a wordsmith, just a simple man trying to improve himself. Im white, my girlfriend is black. If you are triggered by that go find a safespace snowflakes

I'd suggest spending less time in Everything Else and more time in the Game forum. Do some lurking in the Moma and RudeBwoy thread; although its become the board's defacto black people thread, all are welcome and you'll find some good advice for gaming black chicks.

And look for any posts from WestIndianArchie in that thread; not just cause he gives good advice, but also because one of his focuses is long-term relationship game, which is more pertinent for you than approaching/one night stands.

[Soma]

7-day suspensions to Le Sigh for race-trolling (And who is Alexis Ohanian? ...) and to BillShatnerSmoothAF for insulting the forum membership (snowflakes).

[TheOllam]

I'm sorry that Atlanta Man didn't swoop Serena to cash in on a divorce-bux master plan.

Now i'm wondering about Reddit-nerd's motivation.

He planning on trying to produce super athlete jock children?



Meanwhile this dude Drake plus a behind-the-scenes line up of athlete-bros hit that between her tournament victories. She is going to be BORED AS SHIT with this guy. Odds on Ohanian getting his Pelvis broke during honeymoon? 100% when she tops.

[[email protected]]

I think his intentions are genuine. When they inevitably divorce he won't even bother taking her wealth because he has some of his own. This guy is a year younger than me with millions and he wifes up a 35 year old Amazon that's already hit the wall. This guy is either incredibly smart or he is clueless.

[Leonard D Neubache]

I'm less curious about why he'd want to be tied to her and more curious about why she'd want to be tied to him.

Dude must be packing some serious trouser meat for her to even feel the damn thing.

[The Laughing Man]

(12-30-2016 09:23 AM)[email protected] Wrote:  

I think his intentions are genuine. When they inevitably divorce he won't even bother taking her wealth because he has some of his own. This guy is a year younger than me with millions and he wifes up a 35 year old Amazon that's already hit the wall. This guy is either incredibly smart or he is clueless.

He's probably smart as fuck but his game sucks. You know he's pedestalized the fuck outta this broad. She's got game & he's getting played. You can tell by her poem that she's putting in the most minimal effort possible and we all know who cares the least is in control. Game recognized. I don't know, maybe stating facts in a logical order is romantic to her but that doesnt come close to valentines cards I've got from my chick.

[TravelerKai]

That dude might be packing or has great stroke game to be able to handcuff that. Otherwise he gonna be walking in on her getting smashed by someone who can. Good luck to him with that!

If some black college track athletes can smash a nigga back off out the bed, he could possibly end up in stuck in some sheetrock.

If she gets on top, he gonna look like this:


or maybe he will be like this:

[nomadbrah]

Louis Theroux did a documentary once about bodybuilding and female bodybuilders who make money wrestling and pinning men and men who worship muscle on women. Maybe he is one of those guys.

[philosophical_recovery]

I'm disgusted just by the idea of being with a girl more muscular than me.

The most muscular girl I dated, a quasi-competitive athlete, was still substantially smaller than me. I was stronger than her in any way, and I'm not an athlete. Just a gym rat.

The thought of being a scrawny reddit owner with my arms smaller than my more masculine wife's gives me the willies. Speaking of which, I also hate it when I grab a girl's hand and her fingers are thicker than mine. Grosses me out. I have relatively small hands so it's not rare, albeit uncommon. It's a deep, visceral reaction that hits me deep in the subconscious.

But I love it when I see my arms are thrice the size of the girl I'm with. That her upper arms are thin and the size of my forearms or less.





At least with this marriage, /r/pegging will finally get the celebrity attention it needs.

[Buck Wild]

I think guys are (a little) off-base with the Serena-hate. I just looked her up--she's 5'9, 150 lbs. By comparison, one of my ex-girlfriends was 5'11, 145 lbs (also a former tennis player). I don't find Serena attractive...but neither do I find her especially mannish or intimidating either (I'm 6'1, 200 lbs). Alexis Ohanian is 6'5, 190 lbs---I'm pretty sure he can handle her in the sack.

The real issue here is that his Game is probably wack if he's prepared to wife up a 35-year old athlete who has been run through by miles of dick before him. A guy in his position certainly has better options but he can't really connect with this because for so long, being a programmer/website nerd, he didn't have access to any decent pussy at all. These days, his status has changed but his mindset hasn't. The validation he gets from being with her means his ascendancy is real, and this is made all the more potent when you consider that she wouldn't have given him the time of day 10-12 years at her sexual peak. He's become too emotionally invested in that high and can't let go. Former loser turned winner needs high-status woman to ratify his transformation---classic beta mindset. Meanwhile, the clock is ticking on Serena's fertility and a woman's gotta do what she's gotta do when all those alphas who hit-it-and-quit-it wouldn't stick around to wife it up.

Nothing new or that interesting here---this is the script for probably 80 pct of betas and the women they end up with. The only difference here is that we know their names.