[Dash Global]

(08-16-2011 02:04 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 01:54 PM)Dash Global Wrote:  

Quote:

I probably did. So taking my original post ( quite hypothetical) the hottest chick in the world that cant fuck or suck, but has some components that would induce "good sex" once you put her in doggy style, would be sufficient enough as long as you "nut"

More or less. Here is my components that can make for great sex.

1) Phat Ass
2) Big Perky Tits
3) Tight Pussy
4) Pretty Face
5) Knows how to work the dick

As long as a female has some combination of the above I can have good sex. Or atleast it is good sex for me.

So a HOT chick is certainly gonna have a combination of the above, which would allow for good/great sex.

Giving me no reason to pick the ugly girl that can only do / satisfy #5 above.

Ahh, thats a good breakdown and really ,there's nothing to argue . It works for you and albeit a bit strange to equate great sex with a lazy bitch with big tits, a pretty face, phatt ass, tight pussy, (I'm leaving out working the dick, 'cause I'm assuming the bitch is lazy per my post) I see the point. I have had some 9-10's who absolutely made me want to fling them down a flight of stairs head first because of the resistance to cock up the right way, be fucked right into a box spring, give me head until I start babbling incessantly, or even kiss properly. Sometimes a 5 has made me commit strange acts parallel to blasphemy because of how "good" they fuck me. I guess i need to stop being so concerned as long as they got that ass hiked up just right for doggy and have that pretty face, perky tits, and tight pussy attached to it. (I'm bussing your balls man, i respect your opinion)

Haha I know bro, everything is all in good fun around here!

But im glad you liked my breakdown and can understand where im coming from even though it took MANY attempts! lol

[Pusscrook]

(08-16-2011 02:07 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 02:00 PM)scorpio Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 01:56 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

How about if she owns you? Is that good sex? I think thats what pusscrook is trying to get across here.

No chick has ever owned me sexually, so I wouldn't know. Like I said, they are a prop in my world.

For sexually submissive guys, I really don't know how you can balance this with alpha cool. I mean, yeah, I just don't know how to answer this.

You can balance by switching it up. She owns you..you get 'pissed' and put a hurting on her for a while...

"Sexually submissive"...interesting. So if I am getting what i want sexually, all the time, every time simply because she know exactly what I like and does her best to give it to me, would that be the definition? Or is it that she controls me with the pussy and have me doing laundry , etc?

[Pusscrook]

(08-16-2011 02:14 PM)Dash Global Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 02:04 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 01:54 PM)Dash Global Wrote:  

Quote:

I probably did. So taking my original post ( quite hypothetical) the hottest chick in the world that cant fuck or suck, but has some components that would induce "good sex" once you put her in doggy style, would be sufficient enough as long as you "nut"

More or less. Here is my components that can make for great sex.

1) Phat Ass
2) Big Perky Tits
3) Tight Pussy
4) Pretty Face
5) Knows how to work the dick

As long as a female has some combination of the above I can have good sex. Or atleast it is good sex for me.

So a HOT chick is certainly gonna have a combination of the above, which would allow for good/great sex.

Giving me no reason to pick the ugly girl that can only do / satisfy #5 above.

Ahh, thats a good breakdown and really ,there's nothing to argue . It works for you and albeit a bit strange to equate great sex with a lazy bitch with big tits, a pretty face, phatt ass, tight pussy, (I'm leaving out working the dick, 'cause I'm assuming the bitch is lazy per my post) I see the point. I have had some 9-10's who absolutely made me want to fling them down a flight of stairs head first because of the resistance to cock up the right way, be fucked right into a box spring, give me head until I start babbling incessantly, or even kiss properly. Sometimes a 5 has made me commit strange acts parallel to blasphemy because of how "good" they fuck me. I guess i need to stop being so concerned as long as they got that ass hiked up just right for doggy and have that pretty face, perky tits, and tight pussy attached to it. (I'm bussing your balls man, i respect your opinion)

Haha I know bro, everything is all in good fun around here!

But im glad you liked my breakdown and can understand where im coming from even though it took MANY attempts! lol

I would love to be a fly on the wall when you run into "the hottest chick in the world" . I could hear/see it now:

Dash and hottest bitch in a plush 5 start villa:

Dash: You know girl, I can't wait to feel your mouth wrapped around this tool ".
Her " what"?
Dash: "I've been thinking about this all day"
Her:" I think you have me mixed up with some ugly bitch"
Dash:" naw naw naw, Im just saying I want that "
Her" IF you want head, you must not know about me"
Dash: " alright, I know. Take off your panties, and lets fuck like crazy animals"
Her: "what"?
Dash: I wanna fuck you so good, I want it all"
Her: (Fluffs hair) "I'm not into all that kinky stuff" plus i have a photo shoot tomorrow".
Dash: " let me just stick it in"
Her: " don't treat me like no ugly bitch ok, I have class"!
Dash: (frustrated)"You know what, just get on your hands and knees and put that phat ass up in the air , yeah ,like high like a cats ass"
Her: " Don't hurt me"
Dash" Just don't move, stay just like that"
Her" Ok"
Deeds done.
Her:" did you like it"?
dash: " damn you got some real good pussy"
Her: " Oh really? That's the first time I've heard that"

[el mechanico]

(08-16-2011 02:17 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 02:07 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 02:00 PM)scorpio Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 01:56 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

How about if she owns you? Is that good sex? I think thats what pusscrook is trying to get across here.

No chick has ever owned me sexually, so I wouldn't know. Like I said, they are a prop in my world.

For sexually submissive guys, I really don't know how you can balance this with alpha cool. I mean, yeah, I just don't know how to answer this.

You can balance by switching it up. She owns you..you get 'pissed' and put a hurting on her for a while...

"Sexually submissive"...interesting. So if I am getting what i want sexually, all the time, every time simply because she know exactly what I like and does her best to give it to me, would that be the definition? Or is it that she controls me with the pussy and have me doing laundry , etc?

No laundry.I often get caught 'cheating' on girls that I fuck. They get pissed off and I resist sex with them and say the other girl was better and what not until they hate fuck me.I enjoy getting my ass kicked in bed.
I make wild claims in bed that they may have an std and I'm not going to eat that dirty pussy.They go nuts..
Disclaimer: Don't try this until the girl is very worked up.

[el mechanico]

(08-16-2011 02:35 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 02:14 PM)Dash Global Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 02:04 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 01:54 PM)Dash Global Wrote:  

Quote:

I probably did. So taking my original post ( quite hypothetical) the hottest chick in the world that cant fuck or suck, but has some components that would induce "good sex" once you put her in doggy style, would be sufficient enough as long as you "nut"

More or less. Here is my components that can make for great sex.

1) Phat Ass
2) Big Perky Tits
3) Tight Pussy
4) Pretty Face
5) Knows how to work the dick

As long as a female has some combination of the above I can have good sex. Or atleast it is good sex for me.

So a HOT chick is certainly gonna have a combination of the above, which would allow for good/great sex.

Giving me no reason to pick the ugly girl that can only do / satisfy #5 above.

Ahh, thats a good breakdown and really ,there's nothing to argue . It works for you and albeit a bit strange to equate great sex with a lazy bitch with big tits, a pretty face, phatt ass, tight pussy, (I'm leaving out working the dick, 'cause I'm assuming the bitch is lazy per my post) I see the point. I have had some 9-10's who absolutely made me want to fling them down a flight of stairs head first because of the resistance to cock up the right way, be fucked right into a box spring, give me head until I start babbling incessantly, or even kiss properly. Sometimes a 5 has made me commit strange acts parallel to blasphemy because of how "good" they fuck me. I guess i need to stop being so concerned as long as they got that ass hiked up just right for doggy and have that pretty face, perky tits, and tight pussy attached to it. (I'm bussing your balls man, i respect your opinion)

Haha I know bro, everything is all in good fun around here!

But im glad you liked my breakdown and can understand where im coming from even though it took MANY attempts! lol

I would love to be a fly on the wall when you run into "the hottest chick in the world" . I could hear/see it now:

Dash and hottest bitch in a plush 5 start villa:

Dash: You know girl, I can't wait to feel your mouth wrapped around this tool ".
Her " what"?
Dash: "I've been thinking about this all day"
Her:" I think you have me mixed up with some ugly bitch"
Dash:" naw naw naw, Im just saying I want that "
Her" IF you want head, you must not know about me"
Dash: " alright, I know. Take off your panties, and lets fuck like crazy animals"
Her: "what"?
Dash: I wanna fuck you so good, I want it all"
Her: (Fluffs hair) "I'm not into all that kinky stuff" plus i have a photo shoot tomorrow".
Dash: " let me just stick it in"
Her: " don't treat me like no ugly bitch ok, I have class"!
Dash: (frustrated)"You know what, just get on your hands and knees and put that phat ass up in the air , yeah ,like high like a cats ass"
Her: " Don't hurt me"
Dash" Just don't move, stay just like that"
Her" Ok"
Deeds done.
Her:" did you like it"?
dash: " damn you got some real good pussy"
Her: " Oh really? That's the first time I've heard that"

WTF? Thats hilarious! Pusscrook you are a funny dude!

[Caligula]

(08-16-2011 02:46 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

No laundry.I often get caught 'cheating' on girls that I fuck. They get pissed off and I resist sex with them and say the other girl was better and what not until they hate fuck me.I enjoy getting my ass kicked in bed.
I make wild claims in bed that they may have an std and I'm not going to eat that dirty pussy.They go nuts..
Disclaimer: Don't try this until the girl is very worked up.

I love this. You should start a thread breaking down this type of game sometime. What do you call it? Hate fuck game?

[soup]

Don't have sex with ugly girls.

[el mechanico]

(08-16-2011 03:04 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 02:46 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

No laundry.I often get caught 'cheating' on girls that I fuck. They get pissed off and I resist sex with them and say the other girl was better and what not until they hate fuck me.I enjoy getting my ass kicked in bed.
I make wild claims in bed that they may have an std and I'm not going to eat that dirty pussy.They go nuts..
Disclaimer: Don't try this until the girl is very worked up.

I love this. You should start a thread breaking down this type of game sometime. What do you call it? Hate fuck game?

I never thought about what to call it. It just comes natural to me. I will break it down some more and make a thread.

My cousin was at my house last night and told me that this one girl that I ditched has befriended his girl. I was like WTF you bitch ass cockblocking ho in a text to her.
She texted back "I'm not cockblocking"

Me: The fuck you're not! Fuck off and leave my cousins girl alone.

Her: I love you!

Me: No more! I'm done!

Me:Why bother? I'm sure you're getting fucked well! Just stick with that.

Her:I'm coming over

Me: Fuck off

Thats how it usually begins.

[Caligula]

(08-16-2011 03:35 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 03:04 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 02:46 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

No laundry.I often get caught 'cheating' on girls that I fuck. They get pissed off and I resist sex with them and say the other girl was better and what not until they hate fuck me.I enjoy getting my ass kicked in bed.
I make wild claims in bed that they may have an std and I'm not going to eat that dirty pussy.They go nuts..
Disclaimer: Don't try this until the girl is very worked up.

I love this. You should start a thread breaking down this type of game sometime. What do you call it? Hate fuck game?

I never thought about what to call it. It just comes natural to me. I will break it down some more and make a thread.

My cousin was at my house last night and told me that this one girl that I ditched has befriended his girl. I was like WTF you bitch ass cockblocking ho in a text to her.
She texted back "I'm not cockblocking"

Me: The fuck you're not! Fuck off and leave my cousins girl alone.

Her: I love you!

Me: No more! I'm done!

Me:Why bother? I'm sure you're getting fucked well! Just stick with that.

Her:I'm coming over

Me: Fuck off

Thats how it usually begins.

This pushes all their need for drama buttons with some heavy disqualification. Nicely played!!

[Nonpareil]

Hot chick, all day.

Feminists will crow at what I'm about to say, but for the most part, it's not really up to the woman to be 'good' in bed. Sure there's blowjobs and skill, but since men are driving the action in sex and tend to be bigger, stronger and more creative than women, we can find a way to make it work.

All you can really ask a woman is to show up and have an open mind.

I have fucked hot chicks that sucked in bed and ugly girls that were killer lays. 100% of the time I enjoyed the hot chick more.

[Pusscrook]

(08-16-2011 04:19 PM)Nonpareil Wrote:  

Hot chick, all day.

Feminists will crow at what I'm about to say, but for the most part, it's not really up to the woman to be 'good' in bed. Sure there's blowjobs and skill, but since men are driving the action in sex and tend to be bigger, stronger and more creative than women, we can find a way to make it work.

All you can really ask a woman is to show up and have an open mind.

I have fucked hot chicks that sucked in bed and ugly girls that were killer lays. 100% of the time I enjoyed the hot chick more.

I can see your point if that's your definition of a good fuck. No argument there. I am sure others would disagree, and make the case that a dead fuck from a 10 , (especially one who is repulsed by swallowing kids) is just as egregious as you thinking that fucking a 4-5 is.

[el mechanico]

Whats so funny about this thread is that I live this shit day to day. There is a girl who has wanted to see me for years and everybody in town thinks she is fine as hell.
She asks my friends and family why I won't date her..I fucked the bitch twice and she sucks. Sure I can look at her fine ass body and nut up but its not worth my time.
When i'm asked about her ,I tell the truth. she lays there and thinks her hottness is all it takes. my one cousin scratches his head and looks at me like i'm crazy.

[Pusscrook]

(08-16-2011 06:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Whats so funny about this thread is that I live this shit day to day. There is a girl who has wanted to see me for years and everybody in town thinks she is fine as hell.
She asks my friends and family why I won't date her..I fucked the bitch twice and she sucks. Sure I can look at her fine ass body and nut up but its not worth my time.
When i'm asked about her ,I tell the truth. she lays there and thinks her hottness is all it takes. my one cousin scratches his head and looks at me like i'm crazy.

El,
I can relate to what you're saying here. I prefer fine bitches myself and would not want to be seen with anything less than an 8 when in public, because I deserve it. All the milfs I fuck are good looking. , however, I have had a relapse from time time . I recall this one time when this short latina was on to me. Not ugly but just not something you would want to be seen with, nor have your friends meet. She just had a strange face. It was sorta like a dow syndrome look , but with make up and hair done right, you couldn't really tell if she was suffering from it. Total buttaface, but a cracking body.

Now she made me laugh a lot when I would see her at the bar, and so one time , after a few drinks I decided to take the plunge. I swear to you, as they are people in India who think cows are sacred, this bitch gave me religious head. I really thought I was going to bounce a check after she did that to me. As time went on, the fucking just got better and better ,and so I sneaked her in and out as much as possible. I had designated places to pick her up so as not to be seen at that bar with her at all. She loved experimenting. One time when I was getting head, I pulled her hair so hard I thought I pulled some roots out because I saw little pinpricks of blood in her scalp. She loved the choke hold, and the more I spanked her , the more she thru the pussy back at me. It even happened that when I was tearing the lining out of a fine bitches pussy, it was because I was thinking of the ugly chick. It was weird, but as soon as she entered my mind, I went into frenzy. Now as far as a fine bitch who wont fuck, nor would suck me right( a dead fish), I have been tempted to fling them down a flight of stairs with no hesitation. I guess the holy grail would be to get a uber bad bitch, who loves to be a whore in bed, and she's also semi - retarded. That sounds like a wife to me.

[oldnemesis]

(08-16-2011 09:50 AM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

If you had a choice between the hottest chick in the world who was a wretched lay, just couldn't fuck/suck the way you like it, and a real ugly chick that fucked you like no other and gave you head like she had bad table manners, which would you choose? And yes, you have to be seen in public with the ugly bitch, and introduce her to your friends too, no exceptions.

Too many restrictions here, which make no sense as they are hardly applicable to the real life.

[Pusscrook]

(08-16-2011 08:35 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 09:50 AM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

If you had a choice between the hottest chick in the world who was a wretched lay, just couldn't fuck/suck the way you like it, and a real ugly chick that fucked you like no other and gave you head like she had bad table manners, which would you choose? And yes, you have to be seen in public with the ugly bitch, and introduce her to your friends too, no exceptions.

Too many restrictions here, which make no sense as they are hardly applicable to the real life.

What? this happens all the time. Have you not read some of the posts? There are varying degrees of this, but it really does happen.

[el mechanico]

(08-16-2011 08:37 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 08:35 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 09:50 AM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

If you had a choice between the hottest chick in the world who was a wretched lay, just couldn't fuck/suck the way you like it, and a real ugly chick that fucked you like no other and gave you head like she had bad table manners, which would you choose? And yes, you have to be seen in public with the ugly bitch, and introduce her to your friends too, no exceptions.

Too many restrictions here, which make no sense as they are hardly applicable to the real life.

What? this happens all the time. Have you not read some of the posts? There are varying degrees of this, but it really does happen.

This happens all the time. The end result is having to ditch the 5 because she wants to be in your circle.Then you have to find another one.
I would say that I do this every two months..

[Pusscrook]

(08-16-2011 08:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 08:37 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 08:35 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 09:50 AM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

If you had a choice between the hottest chick in the world who was a wretched lay, just couldn't fuck/suck the way you like it, and a real ugly chick that fucked you like no other and gave you head like she had bad table manners, which would you choose? And yes, you have to be seen in public with the ugly bitch, and introduce her to your friends too, no exceptions.

Too many restrictions here, which make no sense as they are hardly applicable to the real life.

What? this happens all the time. Have you not read some of the posts? There are varying degrees of this, but it really does happen.

This happens all the time. The end result is having to ditch the 5 because she wants to be in your circle.Then you have to find another one.
I would say that I do this every two months..

I have yet to meet a guy who claims he bangs perfect 10's all the time , and , has never banged a 5 or less.

[el mechanico]

I had to cut my fucking machine loose last week and I'm not very happy about it. I met my new one at a party on sunday.

I walked in the door and then out to the patio near the pool. There she was sitting at a table smiling. I sat down and talked to her for a few minutes and then after she went to the bathroom I was waiting around the corner to 'bump' into her. She just bumped into me and grabed my arm and paused.
She had to leave to go to the store and I invited myself to ride with her and we exchanged numbers and I bought her some hard lemonade. When we got back to the house her friend (host) said "she doesn't drink!" I said "yea she does"

We are going to meet at a bar for trivia tonight.

I have developed some sort of skank-dar.. I know that I won't be dissapointed later.

[Pusscrook]

(08-17-2011 09:07 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I had to cut my fucking machine loose last week and I'm not very happy about it. I met my new one at a party on sunday.

I walked in the door and then out to the patio near the pool. There she was sitting at a table smiling. I sat down and talked to her for a few minutes and then after she went to the bathroom I was waiting around the corner to 'bump' into her. She just bumped into me and grabed my arm and paused.
She had to leave to go to the store and I invited myself to ride with her and we exchanged numbers and I bought her some hard lemonade. When we got back to the house her friend (host) said "she doesn't drink!" I said "yea she does"

We are going to meet at a bar for trivia tonight.

I have developed some sort of skank-dar.. I know that I won't be dissapointed later.

I bet when you fuck this new chick you will still be thinking about that "machine". Form time to time, I still think about that chick with the strange face but was the best performer. Good thing though, when you fuck the new chick , your will plaster her pussy on a wall when you think about the machine secretly.

[oldnemesis]

(08-16-2011 08:37 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

What? this happens all the time.

The restrictions you put into the initial post do not happen in real life. I haven't yet had a chick who'd require to be seen with her in public, and the number of chicks I introduced to my friends I can count on fingers. This is kind of my area of expertise as I was never interested in "hottest chicks in the world"; in fact I've been actively avoiding them all my life because of their low ROI.

[Pusscrook]

(08-17-2011 04:51 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

(08-16-2011 08:37 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

What? this happens all the time.

The restrictions you put into the initial post do not happen in real life. I haven't yet had a chick who'd require to be seen with her in public, and the number of chicks I introduced to my friends I can count on fingers. This is kind of my area of expertise as I was never interested in "hottest chicks in the world"; in fact I've been actively avoiding them all my life because of their low ROI.

Well just using a bit of deductive reasoning here... if you are talking about one night stands, sure the girl may not ask you to go some where, but most girls that i know, that are getting fucked, want to at least have a meal , see a movie, etc. They don't require it as in the form of a demand . I am surprised you say this simply because I said there was no exception to the rules in the original post. I mean even the one and only "Dash, I don't care how boring the hot bitch is in bed", made his point, which was he just wont fuck a ugly bitch .

I don't avoid hot chicks , I just avoid hot chicks that cant fuck and wont buy me something. I do not disagree with your post , nor will I contend with this being your "area of expertise".

[CupCake]

I'm going to assume that you either can't teach the hot one how to fuck or you won't have time to do so.

Honestly it really depends on HOW ugly the ugly chick was. Bad sex is the worst. If I knew for certain that the ugly chick was really as unbelievable as you say, I'd likely stick with her. She'd just have to have a face that I don't mind getting close to (no horrible acne).

I've just had too much bad sex to even consider that as an option at this point.

[Pusscrook]

(08-17-2011 07:06 PM)CupCake Wrote:  

I'm going to assume that you either can't teach the hot one how to fuck or you won't have time to do so.

Honestly it really depends on HOW ugly the ugly chick was. Bad sex is the worst. If I knew for certain that the ugly chick was really as unbelievable as you say, I'd likely stick with her. She'd just have to have a face that I don't mind getting close to (no horrible acne).

I've just had too much bad sex to even consider that as an option at this point.

I think you got the "jist" of the post. I just figured the "hottest bitch in the world" would require some work, and if the fall back position was the ugly bitch that fucked me as if she was possessed , it would be a better option. I also agree with some who won't budge form the position of never fucking an ugly bitch though.

[oldnemesis]

(08-17-2011 06:31 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

Well just using a bit of deductive reasoning here... if you are talking about one night stands, sure the girl may not ask you to go some where, but most girls that i know, that are getting fucked, want to at least have a meal , see a movie, etc. They don't require it as in the form of a demand.

Yes, this is what I argued about. She may want it to happen (same as she might want you to marry her, buy her a diamond ring, or take her to the world cruise), but this doesn't mean you're required to do so. And for an ugly chick - even if she's a freak in bed - an ultimatum like that is not an option. This is why I think of the initial scenario, where you'd be required to introduce an ugly chick to your friends and she wouldn't just be happy to have a cool dude fucking her without any conditions an unlikely one.

[Pusscrook]

(08-18-2011 04:56 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  

(08-17-2011 06:31 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

Well just using a bit of deductive reasoning here... if you are talking about one night stands, sure the girl may not ask you to go some where, but most girls that i know, that are getting fucked, want to at least have a meal , see a movie, etc. They don't require it as in the form of a demand.

Yes, this is what I argued about. She may want it to happen (same as she might want you to marry her, buy her a diamond ring, or take her to the world cruise), but this doesn't mean you're required to do so. And for an ugly chick - even if she's a freak in bed - an ultimatum like that is not an option. This is why I think of the initial scenario, where you'd be required to introduce an ugly chick to your friends and she wouldn't just be happy to have a cool dude fucking her without any conditions an unlikely one.

Yes, you are right, the "ultimatum" I gave was an absolute, only because I knew that the word" ugly" would prevent most posters from being less than forthcoming. As you can see, from the post, there were some hardcore definite lines drawn, whilst others were a bit more calculating so as not to appear that they would fuck an ugly bitch at all.