[Serious Sam]

I came across the trailer of When We Rise (premiering on ABC in February) while watching Gavin McInnes on Youtube. Based on the preview, it's a compilation of every single SJW hot topic: intense faggotry, evil white people vs good minority groups, some more faggotry, and mean cis-dicks beating the piss out of well-meaning men in dresses. Oh, and the token evil father who sends his kid to gay reformer camp.

Warning: The following video is highly likely to cause cancer.

My personal favorite parts:

:23--When bowl cut stands, bravely raising her fist in the air, and, in a moment of Oscar-worthy acting, proclaims, "We are not a menace! We will not be silent any longer."

:30--Two presumably straight, masculine white dudes kicking the shit out of what I'm guessing is a super nice, well-meaning homo while saying, "May God have mercy on your twisted soul." Because we all know that shit happens all the fucking time.

:43--This one got me rolling. I couldn't contain my laughter, even here at work. I have re-watched it numerous times and still can't stop laughing. Are they for real? That evil white man saying, "I don't understand. [dramatic pause] I don't understand!!!" His minuscule, racist, cis-gendered brain can't possibly fathom that black people are human too.

1:35--The white dude in the middle of the riots yelling, "No more!" Way to grandstand black people during their protests, you racist.

1:40--The cops retreating as all the brave heroes push them back. Because the crybabies on the left are one formidable army, like those bad asses in Rogue One and the Hunger Games.

The left has once again hijacked "Hallelujah" to promote their degenerate propaganda. They portray the riots and burning of cop cars as heroic acts, rather than criminal.

It must really suck to be on the left right now. All the losing has made them go completely batshit fucking crazy--so crazy that Disney-owned ABC decided to launch this Utopian circle jerk that has received 2 to 1 down-votes to up-votes on YouTube.

Gavin McInnes had some funny commentary about this colossal disaster of a television series:

[John Michael Kane]

Clicked through on the video just to down vote it. Slam them hard with this crap.

[Guriko]

Read the comments and laugh.

We've ushered in the era of the Shitlord.

realevilcorgipred - Why Trump Won: the Movie

grandimehupred - Will George Soros have a role too?

[Thrill Jackson]

How many of these minority/LGBT underdog shows/movies are they going to make?It's over, their is very little if any prejudice out their.No need to put salt in old wounds.

[heavy]

And that gay Pentatonix group

Good lawd it looks like they filmed this in the middle ages or in the middle east or something. Where in the U.S. is all this shit happening?

[debeguiled]

Appropriate much?

[aeroektar]

"we are not a menace!"....

"let this strange grown man into the bathroom with your 8 year old daughter you racist sexist homophobic cis gender scum!"

[kaotic]

(12-22-2016 05:18 PM)Phil Jackson Wrote:  

How many of these minority/LGBT underdog shows/movies are they going to make?It's over, their is very little if any prejudice out their.No need to put salt in old wounds.

KILL YOUR CABLE

It's that simple, stop watching all this bull shit.

I haven't watch local or cable TV in a decade - stop rotting your brains.

They will keep recycling this shit and pushing their thought group more and more into movies, music videos, tv shows, etc.

I don't miss TV at all - the only reason I have a TV is for netflix while I'm throat fucking bitches off the side of my bed.

[Renzy]

Unintentionally hilarious. Liberals have become self-parodying. The fact they are un-ironically churning out this sort of crap just makes it funnier.

[Thrill Jackson]

(12-22-2016 06:31 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

(12-22-2016 05:18 PM)Phil Jackson Wrote:  

How many of these minority/LGBT underdog shows/movies are they going to make?It's over, their is very little if any prejudice out their.No need to put salt in old wounds.

KILL YOUR CABLE

It's that simple, stop watching all this bull shit.

I haven't watch local or cable TV in a decade - stop rotting your brains.

They will keep recycling this shit and pushing their thought group more and more into movies, music videos, tv shows, etc.

I don't miss TV at all - the only reason I have a TV is for netflix while I'm throat fucking bitches off the side of my bed.

I'm the say way. The only time I watch TV is for the NBA finals or the Superbowl. I only come across shit like this on FB or when the forum points it out

[AnonymousBosch]

(12-22-2016 04:54 PM)Serious Sam Wrote:  

The left has once again hijacked "Hallelujah" to promote their degenerate propaganda.

I've repeatedly-noticed that that song now functions as a quasi-religious hymn for atheists and "i'm spiritual but not religious" types, both of whom believe in their own innate moral superiority to Christians, but, rather than their morality standing independent of Christianity, they attempt to hijack its trappings to add validity to their stance. In a way, the song is Cultural Appropriation.

You end up with sanctimonious, media-obsessed leftist twats of the type who tend towards Gnostic World Creation to cope with their social unpopularity, such as sci-fi Gamma John Scalzi, saying things "My Jesus forgives the Homophobia or your Jesus."

Pair that with the song's ubiquitous placement in television and movies that Leftist favour to present a level of quasi-religious gravitas that the actors, direction and writing is incapable of reaching and I've learnt to fucking despise the song, in all of its forms.

Since Progressives have an unhealthy relationship with entertainment media, tending to believe everything they see and basing their life expectations upon it, a basic search reveals how usage as cliche then becomes predictable behavioural expectation due to programming:

Shrek, The West Wing, Crossing Jordan, Without A Trace, The OC, House, Dirt, Criminal Minds, ER, Third Watch, Ugly Better, Lax, NCIS, Justica and Watchmen.

Why predictable? Because, for the dysfunctional, life is a movie they're starring in, and, as such, I've learnt to recognise The Moment Someone's Going To Sing Fucking 'Hallelujah' and try to duck out for a piss before it happens.

I was preparing to give a eulogy at a Funeral on Wednesday, trying to concentrate on what I was about to say to comfort the woman who created such misery and stress in his life for the last three years that I'd warned him repeatedly to leave her or that the relationship would eventually kill him - and as such I never went into shock or grief about his death because it had this grim and righteous sense of inevitability about it - when the fucking song started, with me standing at the dias in front of the mourners, unable to duck outside.

When I realised it was the Jeff Buckley version - almost seven minutes of this crap - I visibly-winced.

After the funeral, his Wife approached me. She has a name, but I always think of her as TheCunt! because that's the name he always used to describe her - despite her saying "He was such a gentle giant and never swore" during her brief eulogy.

She thanked my for my eulogy, and said she saw me 'fighting back the tears' before the song started. She'd mistaken my flinching for emotional upset, not annoyance with the sheer tedious cliche of the moment.

I mean, I went to a funeral last year that had a mid-funeral dance break by Drag Queens to the soundtrack of Lady Gaga:

Quote:

I've had enough, this is my prayer
That I'll die living just as free as my hair

...which, though wildly-inappropriate - many lemons were sucked that day - at least it had sheer unpredictability going for it.

Since TheCunt! had been confused by my lack of tears over the last week - I don't think women can comprehend being so emotionally-stable as to not need to cry over due to both understanding that death is natural and being strong enough to be able to bear grief without needing a pressure release - she started becoming fixated on wanting to make me cry, condescendingly-lecturing me on how it 'would happen when you don't expect it' and how 'you'll feel much better for it," which, at the time, made me think "I'm convinced [my mate's] happier being dead than still living with you."

"I knew the song would help," she said, resting her hand on my chest. "I picked it myself."

"Of course you did," I thought. "It's a song for Cunts."

[Silver_Tube]

I felt neutral about that song, you've thoroughly convinced me to hate it. Damn

[Serious Sam]

^^^^
Haha he convinced me too.

[bacon]

I really enjoyed Aaron Clarey's breakdown of it

[Delta]

Just what society needs- to feed into SJWs' delusion that they're locked in an epic struggle of good against evil that can only be won by setting fires and smashing shit. What could go wrong?

[HermeticAlly]

Great takedown of "Hallelujah." That song's been pissing me off for a while now, but I couldn't put my finger on the reason.

I love how these neo-bolshevik retards think they aren't "free." The Bernie-bootlicking fools to whom this drivel is marketed - which makes direct-to-video Christian movies look like fine art - are unable to tell Real Oppression from Fake Oppression.

Real Oppression: Your homosexuality precludes you from trial by jury, the right to vote, own private property/land, self defense and so on.

Fake Oppression: Your homosexuality is insufficiently celebrated, and the lack of public obeisance and adulation over your glorious sexual preferences makes you feel bad.

[Paracelsus]

^^^^

What he said. The thing direct-to-video Christian films and this shit seem to have in common is that they pass the stop of being "teaching" films and head into the territory of wish-fulfilment. Leftie wishes for equality can't ever come true in the real world, so they have to make whole films depicting a struggle with a narrative and a victory at the end instead.

[eradicator]

(01-16-2019 02:12 AM)Archer06 Wrote:  

Wow. I'm honestly dead. I can't believe I'm just now seeing this. This response is cracking me up.

I missed this the first time around as well. Thanks for bumping, this is hilarious