[Chowder Head]

I wasn't sure whether to start a new thread or place this in funny videos thread. Needless to say, this kid got fired.

http://heavy.com/sports/2016/12/san-dieg...deo-fired/

[YoungBlade]

Dude needs to learn game.

[Suits]

Definitely well worth getting fired.

[They Call Me Mister Tony]

(12-21-2016 10:53 AM)YoungBlade Wrote:  

Dude needs to learn game.

Seconded.

He should have taken a risk and tried to make some approaches.

[Hypno]

(12-21-2016 11:42 AM)They Call Me Mister Tony Wrote:  

(12-21-2016 10:53 AM)YoungBlade Wrote:  

Dude needs to learn game.

Seconded.

He should have taken a risk and tried to make some approaches.

should have read the no-FAP thread

[debeguiled]

He tried to talk to the girls.

They ignored him.

He thought, wow, I must be invisible.

And if I am invisible, maybe I can . . .

[Sam Malone]

(12-21-2016 10:48 AM)Chowder Head Wrote:  

I wasn't sure whether to start a new thread or place this in funny videos thread. Needless to say, this kid got fired.

http://heavy.com/sports/2016/12/san-dieg...deo-fired/

Here I expected to see a video of the kid peering through bleachers or, at the very least, standing behind something while choking the chicken.

This kid has no game.. and no brains, either.

[John Michael Kane]

Sad. Omega male behavior in front of the whole world. I'm guessing he didn't have a good father who taught him how to build self-confidence. I'd take the odds on him being "raised" by a single mommy.

[Il Sorpasso]

Does it takes more balls to approach women or to rub one out in front of an entire crowd?

I say GAME RECOGNIZED

[Captainstabbin]

Something's wrong with this kid, beyond just not having game. Normal people don't do that. He's got to have some kind of disability.

[kosko]

This idiot has a field level pass which is only the 2nd level off from all access to a stadium, and he isn't using it to game cheerleaders! Even if I have no chance if I can get a snapchat to build up social proof that still helps me in the long game.

That is the only perk of those shitty even security jobs. You got a stand around and must deal with drunks all shift and the pay isn't all that good. The perks are free events, and you get to get up close with cheerleaders and the athletes.

[John Michael Kane]

(12-21-2016 02:55 PM)kosko Wrote:  

This idiot has a field level pass which is only the 2nd level off from all access to a stadium, and he isn't using it to game cheerleaders! Even if I have no chance if I can get a snapchat to build up social proof that still helps me in the long game.

That is the only perk of those shitty even security jobs. You got a stand around and must deal with drunks all shift and the pay isn't all that good. The perks are free events, and you get to get up close with cheerleaders and the athletes.

NFL cheerleaders are unpaid volunteers. The NFL is run by cheapskates mooching off the taxpayers dime. The cheerleaders do it for publicity for Instagram and also to rub shoulders with the athletes and other celebrities, hoping to land a high status man. They have ZERO intention of dating an Omega Male security guard.

[eatthishomie]

How sex-starved do you have to be to get so worked up at the mere sight of cheerleaders that you have to jack off in public. SAD!

Somebody needs to get this chump a copy of Day Bang, QUICKLY.

[John Michael Kane]

I don't think Day Bang is going to solve this guy's issues with social ineptitude. He needs a proper mentor in real life.

[TravelerKai]

(12-21-2016 02:53 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  

Something's wrong with this kid, beyond just not having game. Normal people don't do that. He's got to have some kind of disability.

Beat me to it.

He has almost no social awareness whatsoever. I actually think game might not help him much at all. He might be dealing with a mental problem or illness. We are not getting anywhere near the whole story on this guy. He might be very low IQ, EQ or both, but he would have to be near retardation levels

Quote:

IQ Classifications in Psychiatric Use

Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fourth Edition (DSM-IV)
American Psychiatric Association, 1994

V62.89Borderline Intellectual FunctioningIQ 71-84
317Mild Mental RetardationIQ 50-55 to approximately 70
318.0Moderate RetardationIQ 35-40 to 50-55
318.1Severe Mental RetardationIQ 20-25 to 35-40
318.2Profound Mental RetardationIQ below 20 or 25

I can see a guy with these numbers doing what he did, especially someone 70 and under. Sometimes it can be hard to tell someone has a problem if they do not have physical tell tale signs of retardation, until they do something wild like murdering someone for no reason at all or this.

Also jobs like this are mostly a hook up or connections. Maybe his mother knows someone who got him this gig.

[Enigma]

^ Am I the only one that finds the term 'Profound Mental Retardation' hilarious?

"Doctor, this man is profoundly retarded. I've never seen anything like it!"

[RexImperator]

TravelerKai Wrote:

Beat me to it.

[TravelerKai]

(12-21-2016 05:27 PM)Enigma Wrote:  

^ Am I the only one that finds the term 'Profound Mental Retardation' hilarious?

"Doctor, this man is profoundly retarded. I've never seen anything like it!"

I remember when I was in a constitutional law class in college, we discussed this regarding death row folks, some dudes in the back were giggling when the professor said it. I held mine in but that was hard to do, not gonna lie.

[RatInTheWoods]

HIS BODY HIS CHOICE?

Stop wank-shaming him!!!!

Don't tell him not to wank, tell them not to wave their pussies in his face!!!!!

[david.garrett84]

I really doubt this dude is disabled. At worst, Asperger's and even then that's unlikely.

It is almost certain he is the product of a society that tells guys to approach girls but the wrong approach means sexual harassment or creepiness. Guy should know better yet he's as confused and sex-starved as fuck.

It's tragic how the sexual "liberation" of women has led to a new generation of men who will never see a pussy or only ones belonging to 4s and below (once or twice).

[LeoneVolpe]

(12-21-2016 05:45 PM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  

HIS BODY HIS CHOICE?

Stop wank-shaming him!!!!

Don't tell him not to wank, tell them not to wave their pussies in his face!!!!!

"Wank-shaming"

[MKDAWUSS]

(12-21-2016 03:06 PM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  

(12-21-2016 02:55 PM)kosko Wrote:  

This idiot has a field level pass which is only the 2nd level off from all access to a stadium, and he isn't using it to game cheerleaders! Even if I have no chance if I can get a snapchat to build up social proof that still helps me in the long game.

That is the only perk of those shitty even security jobs. You got a stand around and must deal with drunks all shift and the pay isn't all that good. The perks are free events, and you get to get up close with cheerleaders and the athletes.

NFL cheerleaders are unpaid volunteers. The NFL is run by cheapskates mooching off the taxpayers dime. The cheerleaders do it for publicity for Instagram and also to rub shoulders with the athletes and other celebrities, hoping to land a high status man. They have ZERO intention of dating an Omega Male security guard.

And on the list of women to fantasize over, cheerleaders actually rank pretty low.

[John Michael Kane]

Personally, I agree. Many tend to lean on the older side, with fake tits and tans. Not my type.

[Kona]

Here's the security company's statement:

http://heavy.com/sports/2016/12/san-dieg...deo-fired/

If you read, notice how it calls this an "isolated" incident.

I have a feeling that is lawyer talk for "we've caught a bunch of security guards jerking off before, but the videos were not made public."

And there's really no way to claim he was just scratching an itch there.

Aloha!